mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

It's a good thing we're a thousand miles apart, or I could be in real trouble.

okay that basically broke my brane why because too many joeks

I can't decide if I'm relieved or concerned. (Broken branes are nothing to joke about)

Going with concerned now.

oh dere :(

BATMANG NEEDS A NAP OWWWWWWWWWW

memo to myself: just because the bar lists the ABV, that doesn't mean that you should start at the highest % and work your way down.

So now is a bad time to tell you about the recipe I found for gin and tonic gelatin shots, huh.

In a Bon Apetit I had lying around the house, even!

Okay, walking on the treadmill is next.

Will no one save me? ;_;

memo to myself: just because the bar lists the ABV, that doesn't mean that you should start at the highest % and work your way down.

YES YOU SHOULD!!!

Wedding great. Full day. Brane broke. Saw The Dark Knight again. Such an amazing/disturbing movie. Must sleep.

Must sleep.

Yes. I left the house yesterday at 1.45pm (BST) to play squash. Have just returned from Saaaaf London. Am due to BATMANG tonight so must rest and recuperate.

i was at this party and then i came out of bathroom and my roommate was there. w hat/?!

at least i got to split car fare home.

woah rly? CONGRATS ET

Thanks everyone!

I can't recommend Ned (and especially the team of Ned and friend Rachel) highly enough as a wedding officiant. Hire him now before his calendar fills up. Unless, of course, you're getting married to Ned.

Congratulations - and glad to hear it went well!

Why thank yer, ET. Happy to help!

Blah blah blah Monday morning blah.

I'm happy and peppy, so yay!

i'm with sara

Ned, if you would care to share some of whatever is making you so peppy with tehresa and I, I'm sure we would be grateful.

Or at least more awake.

seriously. coffee is doing NOTHING for me right now.

I dunno -- afterglow of the successful wedding ceremony or something.

Ned, you are dear, but you are NO HELP AT ALL

I really want a nap.

me too. also seriously starting to freak about the job thing as dude has been on the phone for the past 2 hours just chatting away with his clients who he wishes were his friends (i suspect he doesn't have many real friends). if there is not an opportunity to talk to him today, i'm emailing him tonight.

That sounds really frustrating, tehresa...

Could you just email him a note saying that you want to make an appointment to talk to him? I'm just thinking that might work better than sending an email saying you're quitting.

maybe. i dunno. i just don't care at this point. i hate him, i do not respect him as a professional, and am kind of assed to give a shit about being professional in return. i know that's not smart, but ugh. i just want out.

where is everyone today?

Busy, the scamps.

Tehresa you must escape. Write it up and leave it and be done with it.

Do you have to actually talk to him? Can't you just write a formal epistle notifying him of your intention to GET THE F OUTTATHERE?

i think that is what will happen at this point. i have to be careful. anyone in last friday's chatz knows all about my penchant for outrageous resignation letters.

How about just "I AM BATMANGGGGGGGGGG" and failing that, try the pencil trick on him.

I have been rescuing sick baby animals this afternoon.

I really am going to have to go see that movie, just to find out what this "pencil trick" is.

My big plan for the day is to make banana bread. I might put chocolate chips in it. Wheee.

Okay, I went upstairs and started to put banana bread together. I must be *really* tired, because I only realized I had the sugar and not the flour out at the last minute.

It's a good thing I'm not rescuing sick baby animals... god knows what would happen. I'm sure you're doing a great job, though, Nick...

To tell the truth it was really just the one. I found him on the pavement as I was walking to the park and he was there squirming around, eyes yet to open, pink, hairless and bloody muzzled. I called the RSPCA who gave me the address of a vet within walking distance and with the little blighter cupped in my hands I trudged on over there. It was such a hot day I was scared the heat from my skin would dehydrate him; every time he stopped wriggling I was scared he'd gone. It really felt like he could go at any second and that we might not make it.

BUT WE DID! I felt like a bit of an idiot for not knowing what he was but when I arrived at the surgery even the 7-years trained professional didn't frickin' know... But definitely a him.

The nurse (do they still call them nurses?) asked if I wanted to give him a name but I opted not to. If he doesn't die, then I will name him.

I will eat your banana and sugar bread anyway Sara :)

good for you for saving a naked mole rat

i want the banana chocolate chip bread YUM

LOOK I'M A MOTHERFLUMPING HERO ALRIGHT? WHERE'S MY PURPLE HEART?

So are you going to let this animal go in the wild if it makes it...? Pretty awesome, in any case!

You guys, last time I tried to make this banana bread it was totally inedible. (Of course this time I won't cluelessly double the amount of butter at least...).

I really am going to have to go see that movie, just to find out what this "pencil trick" is.

It's one of those things that really sticks in your brain.

sara GO SEE BATMANG!!!!! NOW!!!!!

Okay, you just watch J for the rest of the afternoon, then...

webcam + telephone number for local emergency services = easy.

and... he just left to go buy groceries to make dinner. i am leaving in 5 minutes. WHEN TO QUIT!?!??!!?!?

i wld watch j over webcam, no problem!

She would probably enjoy that, but the problem is this: she is a force of destruction. You can't call emergency services for when she's just, I don't know, decided to cut the hair off her dolls (or cut up her own clothing...). Or write on the walls with permanent marker...

On the other hand, she might be so interested in chatting with you via webcam that she'd be too distracted to destroy.

BATMANANA BREAD