i thought that seemed weird, chalk these up to experience.
i'm still eating them though. i think i'm going to eat my books next. i need a cigarette in the worst possible way. physical withdrawal symptoms in full effect.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh. I thought wifey was pissed (not at us, but at him) b/c he went out with us and frittered away a bunch of cash.
I didn't think I was exaggerating, but sometimes I have doubts [about nights when I have a gut full of beer].
― Jesse, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/with_all_due_respect_i_choose (not to go fuck myself).
― Jesse, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
...we should agree to disagree and move along to some of the other actions that you have suggested that I undertake. Such as your idea that it might be advantageous for me to fuck my mother.I daresay that the obverse action, of fucking your mother in my own mother's stead, however, leaves me no such compunctions and is an undertaking I am more than willing to commit to at this time.If the character and comportment of the issue of her womb is any indication, I cannot help but assume that obtaining your mother's consent for such an act—including the oral and anal penetration which your remarks so clearly describe—would be an easy matter.
I daresay that the obverse action, of fucking your mother in my own mother's stead, however, leaves me no such compunctions and is an undertaking I am more than willing to commit to at this time.
If the character and comportment of the issue of her womb is any indication, I cannot help but assume that obtaining your mother's consent for such an act—including the oral and anal penetration which your remarks so clearly describe—would be an easy matter.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
is 2nite the nite for $1beers at the 2way?
-- deej, Monday, 8 October 2007 18:34 (Yesterday) Link
i was there
― river wolf, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Good morning.
Hey, is it Radiohead Download Day yet?
If I won a million dollars, I would: * First pay off all my debts * Then give each family member an elaborate present (including Nick) * Then go on a vacation, maybe to Greece * Then buy a small bungalow with a manageable yard
I guess it would be nice for me to do something for you guys too... Hmm... What would you like?
― KitCat, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link
WHAT? That didn't spark any discussion??
I'm in a good mood today. Watch out.
― KitCat, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, I think I'm receiving more e-mails not intended for me. This was last week, and I responded thusly:
Guys
Tuesday October 9th at 6:30 p.m. we will be gathering to bless jordan with our words of wisdom and spiritual encouragement
Mike Bett1no has graciously opened his house. I'll provide food and beverages.
please bring words of wisdom for the future married man, and especially a spiritual blessing, maybe a verse or passage that has ment a lot to you. we will have a time to share , encourage and pray for him.
Also i thought it would be fun to give manly gifts to jordan,such as tools or whatever you think he might need or like, if you can.
If you think of anyone that might like to come that i have overlooked please let me know
hope you all can join us,
terry
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Actually I would prefer the least manly of gifts.
(sorry, wrong e-mail!)
― Jordan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link
And then today I got another one, are people dumb?
reminder about tomorrow, tuesday at Mikes house!
time to bless Jordan prior to his wedding
6:30-food,drink and blessings.
bring a blessing and encouragement to share with jordan and a gift if you like
it'll be a great time , celebrating Gods great gift of friends and support
hope you all can come
Gifts, dude! GIFTS 4 U
― dan m, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought about it, Sarah, and then I thought how you already threw a great party (wedding), and how a Thirsty Thursday with cognac would just be decadent, and how Vegas would not be a consensus vacation, and so there's not much else I can think of, unless you wanted to give us each a check for $5,000 and enjoy hearing the stories of how we spent it.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Jordan, this sounds like a Twilight Zone episode where you show up at the house and it's a parallel version of you marrying the grown version of a girl you liked when you were 8.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I wish I knew where it was! All I find about this Bett1no character is someone at Cerritos College in CA and this: There at the helm was 16-year-old Mike Bett1no,. handling the wheel like a veteran.The captain grinned. and relaxed; for a moment he'd forgotten about the ...
Forgotten about the WHAT????
― Jordan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link
57 DEGREES
― Eazy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm in a bad mood, too. My morning already sucks between the swamp heat, my foot hurting, and walking all the way to the train without my wallet and going all the way home again. And being PMSy and so clumsy that when I tried to fan myself with my book this morning, I popped myself in the lip with the hardcover edges.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I have got to find a new job, I hate these people. They bitch and bitch about being "so busy" and having "so much to do", but they are apparently not busy enough to keep them from shooting out the door at 5:00 on the button like a rocket. Meanwhile, I'm working 10-12 hour days to keep up with the workload. Fuck you all.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I killed yr thread with my big fucking bitterness.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I'll bring it back by declaring my love for/addiction to 7-11 sausage egg and cheese muffins. Yum.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
jordan, congrats on your upcoming wedding!
― colette, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― Jordan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I had cinnamon toast, the breakfast of champions.
― KitCat, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a Caribou coffee bar and some vanilla yogurt.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
That oatmeal squares cereal, that's what I had.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
On Sunday when I didn't have to work, I made a croque madame with gruyere and French sourdough bread and a cafe au lait, and quite frankly my job is not worth getting up early and going through commuting hell and passing up that breakfast.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I am going to make myself pancakes, I think.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm waiting for the record store to open so i can sell some records and buy some food. i think it would be cheaper if i just kept smoking because i can't stop eating when i'm off them. i ran out of food yesterday and was eating things that technically are food but really aren't like left over tortillas and cheese or my attempt at making bisuits.
there's a small chance that this apple-scented candle that's on my coffee table won't see the end of the week.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there any free food at work, Kevin?
― KitCat, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
ouch.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh shit! I'm so sorry. I swear that wasn't on purpose!
― KitCat, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I need my f'n morning snack. SO SORRY.
haha bogus
― deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link
chicago kevin is the henry miller of our times
I...I...I was just trying to think of what I did when I didn't have money for food. Answer? Lots of free microwave popcorn at work.
― KitCat, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link
omg i slept so well last night
thank you so much, weather, i <3 you
― river wolf, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Still a walking swamp, here. :( Weather, I hate you.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey guys, this is that fondue/beer/cheese/burgers place that I really liked but can never remember the name of: http://chicagoburgerproject.blogspot.com/2007/10/hot-chocolate.html
One of my friends was training for a marathon and came home needing a "protein dream", so we splurged on burgers there and it was awesome.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
We almost ate brunch at that place on Saturday. We stood in the doorway for a while before moving on.
― n/a, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
They have a lot of foreign beers that I had never heard of before, they were in wine bottle sizes and meant to be split among the table.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a really delicious beer I can't remember the name of the only time I went there.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I drank the whole thing--oops!
I moved to Chicago 3 years ago today!
― dan m, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Happy anniversary!
― Jesse, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Why does the power go out in the West Loop so much? My predecessor left me a whole set of instructions for what to do after a power failure and said that it happens a lot. And it has twice now. It goes out in a 3 or 4 block area usu. from what the lawyers say.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
hi dere
Chicago: Interesting to Type, but Perhaps not to Read
― dan m, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link