I get these a few times a year.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp:
o_O
― how's life, Thursday, 12 September 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
holding my sack in front.
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
i rarely have sex dreams anymore. mostly now i dream about being a spy.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link