i almost stole the same bit for my username hahahaha
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I knew about the orgasm denial and prolonged abstinence fetishes, but not this one. Looks interesting.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 6 December 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
klit eastwood?!?!
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB. Im gonna try again
Dude, why don't you try talking to girls.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I read that there's no correlation between not masturbating & # of wet dreams anyway.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's what I was saying the other day.
― ENBB, Monday, 6 December 2010 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I also read there was a positive correlation between having more years of education & having more wet dreams...that I am more incredulous about.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
It's now happened with me for the third time in last 2 months. I workout daily and have a personal trainer. After a heavy workout, he normally makes me stretch so that there's no body ache. He has me lie on my stomach and pulls my hands behind - it's been for the third time today that I got really hard in seconds and all the cum jus came out gushing from my penis. It created a big spot on my tracks and it was terribly embarrassing though it felt really good. When this happens I just tell him that I need to relax and stay in that position for a while and when he strolls away, get up while covering the spot with my T-shirt and steal away, holding my sack in front.
― I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Going to bed.
― I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I get these a few times a year.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp:
o_O
― how's life, Thursday, 12 September 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
holding my sack in front.
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
i rarely have sex dreams anymore. mostly now i dream about being a spy.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link