That brilliant Ashton Kutcher comedy movie, 'Dude, Where's My Cumrag?'
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 December 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
thats called his career/wife.
― I've got a bush like a 50 year old Serbian (chrisv2010), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Leviticus 15 would say dudI say classicNot so much a concern for women, but nocturnal orgasms are maybe the best kind? Like a true gift for good behavior. The first time I had one, I dreamt that I won a Playstation, and the moment I was handed the Playstation, i was woken up by a powerful sensation!
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
omg there is a whole bonkers forum about this
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Best dream! Yeah for women they're pretty much awesome.
― ENBB, Friday, 3 December 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post oh dear
I have some book that alleges 1% of women had their first orgasm this way.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
wondering if any paternity cases have revolved around the defense "We didn't do it! I had a wet dream!"
― .\ /. (dayo), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link
The first time I had one, I dreamt that I won a Playstation, and the moment I was handed the Playstation, i was woken up by a powerful sensation!
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
If someone had a nocturnal orgasm while dreaming about the Nintendo 64, would they remember, since the N64 controller doesn't allow the rumblepak and the memort card to be plugged in at the same time?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 3 December 2010 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link
At least the controller has a prong for each hole.
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 December 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link
But an N64 controller has three prongs?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 3 December 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link
two in the pink.
― Mark G, Friday, 3 December 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
This happened to me only once, abt 7 or so years ago, but the sad part is that I wasn't even having hot sex or winning prizes in the dream, I was just taking a bath and masturbating :(
― CCH Peniston (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
this only happened to me once and I don't think I was dreaming anything.
― captayn cronch (crüt), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
This has never happened to me.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
It's happened to me about four times. The second dream was about seeing butterflies in a garden, the third dream was about Christmas, and the fourth dream I forget.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 4 December 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
dude, "coveted"?
Just saw this. And yes, why the big question mark? Coveting something is wishing for it, longingly. So my use of the word was an exaggeration for effect, but not a misuse.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I never remember my dreams. Not a single one.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
been a v. long time since any emissions, but sex dreams are a+++
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 the vital stats for each member on wetdreamforum.com
kliteastwoodLocation: Texas, USACurrent Number of Consecutive Days Abstainence: 5Date of Last Masturbation: 27 November 2010Age of First Wet Dream: 15Masturbation Frequency When Not Abstaining: Every other dayAge of First Masturbation: 14Record for Abstinence: 62 daysDate Record for Abstinence was Set: July 2007Last Wet Dream: Oct 2009Previous Number of Consecutive Days Abstainence: 2Posts: 31Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:26 amAge: 30Number of wet dreams you've experienced: 20Circumcised or Uncut?: Circumcised (Cut)Precum Production: Lots of Precum (more than 4 drops before ejaculation)Average time to ejaculation when masturbating normally: 10Underwear during wet dreams: BoxersHave you ever had a spontaneous ejaculation?: yesIf you've had a wet dream before, when did it occur after falling asleep?: 2-3 hoursDate that you last masturbated to ejaculation: 31 Aug 2010Sex: Male
Location: Texas, USACurrent Number of Consecutive Days Abstainence: 5Date of Last Masturbation: 27 November 2010Age of First Wet Dream: 15Masturbation Frequency When Not Abstaining: Every other dayAge of First Masturbation: 14Record for Abstinence: 62 daysDate Record for Abstinence was Set: July 2007Last Wet Dream: Oct 2009Previous Number of Consecutive Days Abstainence: 2
Posts: 31Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:26 amAge: 30Number of wet dreams you've experienced: 20Circumcised or Uncut?: Circumcised (Cut)Precum Production: Lots of Precum (more than 4 drops before ejaculation)Average time to ejaculation when masturbating normally: 10Underwear during wet dreams: BoxersHave you ever had a spontaneous ejaculation?: yesIf you've had a wet dream before, when did it occur after falling asleep?: 2-3 hoursDate that you last masturbated to ejaculation: 31 Aug 2010Sex: Male
it would be cool if the next wikileak was a bunch of heretofore secret nocturnal emission statlogs
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
o_O
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
good lord, kliteastwood's abstinence journal (to charge up for an intense nighttime boner explosion I guess) is a profile in courage:
The last time i masturbated was 31 September 2010 and im ready for a good dream. So im on my fourth day.
made it through the night. I was tossing and turning all night because i was really horny. hard to sleep. Ive began day five
Still on day five. I was in the shower a bit ago and the water hit my shaft and it felt so good. Then i felt like busting a nut, but i held back from it. Hope i make it though the night
Thanks for the encouragement. I finished day five and starting day six this morning. Gotta go to college so I cant look at all the hotties there or i might pop a boner lol
Starting day 7...feeling good
Finished a week, now im on day eight.
Day 9 is here and it feels alot easier than it did at the beginning.
On my 10th day
On day 11, cant wait to make it two weeks.
My sac must be full, because I was urinating this morning and after a squirt of what appeared to be semen came out.
On day 12 B)
On day 13
Made it two weeks after today is completed. The hornyness is not that bad anymore.
Made it 2 weeks and im on day 15. I almost MB last night but i fought it.
Day 18. I was horny through the night but i made it...
On Day 20 :D
Im on day 25 and i wanted to jack off so bad today. I have alot of pre cum throughout the day and had a small release of cum after peeing. No wet dreams yet though but im ready to go the distan
30 days down without MB. No wet dreams happened though. Going to keep going.
On day 36, had some good dreams but no wet dreams yet. Hopefully im gettin close. The horniness is not as bad anymore unless I see something too hot for my eyeballs...lol
Im on day 51. No wet dreams yet, but I guess Ill just keep going. It feels good not to waste time MB and use my time doing useful things instead of looking at porn or something.
I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB. Im gonna try again
that's the last entry, from Nov 11. he would be on about day 97 by now. love the earnest encouragement from his forum colleagues
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't decide which is the better encouragement from others on the forum:
"Keep sharp. Week 2 takes just as much concentration and dedication."
or
"Your powering through those days kliteastwood :D See if you can beat my previous score of AB'ing which was 26 days lol. Im thinking you can go the distance :D Keep on it!"
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
acronyms are grebt
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/2iqzdow.jpg
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i hope someone options that as a screenplay
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
omg the turn this thread has taken
― I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i almost stole the same bit for my username hahahaha
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I knew about the orgasm denial and prolonged abstinence fetishes, but not this one. Looks interesting.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 6 December 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
klit eastwood?!?!
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude, why don't you try talking to girls.
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I read that there's no correlation between not masturbating & # of wet dreams anyway.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's what I was saying the other day.
― ENBB, Monday, 6 December 2010 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I also read there was a positive correlation between having more years of education & having more wet dreams...that I am more incredulous about.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
It's now happened with me for the third time in last 2 months. I workout daily and have a personal trainer. After a heavy workout, he normally makes me stretch so that there's no body ache. He has me lie on my stomach and pulls my hands behind - it's been for the third time today that I got really hard in seconds and all the cum jus came out gushing from my penis. It created a big spot on my tracks and it was terribly embarrassing though it felt really good. When this happens I just tell him that I need to relax and stay in that position for a while and when he strolls away, get up while covering the spot with my T-shirt and steal away, holding my sack in front.
― I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Going to bed.
― I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I get these a few times a year.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 December 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp:
― how's life, Thursday, 12 September 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
holding my sack in front.
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
i rarely have sex dreams anymore. mostly now i dream about being a spy.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link