Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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DMB SUCKS I HATE LIFE OMG HE DEFINITELY SUCKS TEH COK!!! W0W THIS IS SO COOL I THINK HE SUCKS BECAUSE HES WHITE!!!

LETS MAKE A THING LIKE THIS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE THE SUN NOW!! BECAUSE ITS SO COOL TO DO THINGS LIKE THIS AND SHOW THE WORLD
THAT YOUR PROBABLY THE RACIST WHITE TRASH SOUTHERN HICKS!!

IF YOUR EMO, OR GOTH YOU SUCK!! GET A LIFE!!

GOOD CHARLETTE SUCKS ASS!!!

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!!


I HAVE DIARHEA!!!

LOUD NOISES!!

OMG DMBS TEH SUCK!!, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean, where else can you get posts like the one above? god, lovely. (really, no cynicism here)

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i would like to suck your cock....


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cum all over me......

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cumfesta, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

DAVE MATTHEWS LIVES ON PUSSY JUICE

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Here I post all the choice shit from that site so no one else has to go look at their "avatars":

"how do you not have respect for santana or sting???"

"the other thing too is look at their pathetic looking message board. Who would actually read through that Windows 3.1 looking mess of words?!?"

"These are just snot-nosed punk/metal/goth kids, who hate the world,and any music that doesn't mention death, destruction, and satan at least ten times in a song. How much you want to bet that half of these kids (when they grow up) will appreciate DMB music, and dare say, even like it?
Until that time comes, their nothing but a bunch of !!!"


"HAHAHAH This one is easy, everyone who posted on that clearly likes Rap which is as we all know not music at all. So to clear it up, everyone who was on that thread does not like music they like noise and would not be able to pick out a good song if their life depended on it."

"Just leave them to their Good Charlottes and Ashlee Simpsons. I'm sure their soooo much more talented then Dmb, Sting etc."

"I think it will be intereting to see these people in their 60's or 70's with thier obscure peircings (or at least gaping holes in thier gauged ears) and immature tattos... (That is to say if thay make it that far in life)"


"DUDE I AM ABSOLUTLEY OUTRAGED... cmon man..... this is def not cool..... they have gone too far, or at least a couple of them.. yes people are entitiled to ther opinion but bringing RACE into this.. no way man...."

(oh boy, it starts to get good on page 2)

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

X_POST

a DMB fan's assessment of ILX from that fan forum linked upthread:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=141529

Re: I Was very upset when i read this...
These are just snot-nosed punk/metal/goth kids, who hate the world,and any music that doesn't mention death, destruction, and satan at least ten times in a song. How much you want to bet that half of these kids (when they grow up) will appreciate DMB music, and dare say, even like it?
Until that time comes, their nothing but a bunch of !!!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Who would actually read through that Windows 3.1 looking mess of words?!?"

yeah because coloured backgrounds and "avatars" are essential to the exchange of information.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:09 (eighteen years ago) link

not to be nitpicky, but i'd really rather be a bunch of Out Hud than a bunch of !!!

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I kinda wish they'd post with indentifiable monikers when they posted here..... instead of DMBFAN.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

"HAHAHAH This one is easy, everyone who posted on that clearly likes Rap which is as we all know not music at all. So to clear it up, everyone who was on that thread does not like music they like noise and would not be able to pick out a good song if their life depended on it."

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.publispain.com/posters/swimfan.jpg

(can an ILM mod embed a Wolf Eyes mp3 in here PLEASE?)

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

they're rallying their troops!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point im half expecting an ilxor to go around to every big dmb messageboard and start a thread about this thread just for kicks.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point im half expecting an ilxor to go around to every big dmb messageboard and start a thread about this thread just for kicks.

HI DERE

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5738

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is the greatest thing to ever happen to ILM. You can't make this shit up.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I respect all the people that dis DMB , but you do not have to have a thread about it and diss him. If you want to dis Dave Matthews and his band, leroi,Stefan,Boyd,Carter,Butch,Dave dis them by yourself. I respect all of your opinons but keep them to yourself,this thread is just disrepectfull. Think about this if you had a band would you want people dissing you on a message board saying you sing like a muppet and all the other bullshit.

Michael

Michael Justus, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny stuff. Im guessing that that link is from some shitty Emo message board? Soundes like a bunch of emos whining

HI TODD!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Have any of you guys ever seen this riiculous board frequented by music journos and people in indie and electronica bands?

HI SOL!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

here's the thing about indie kids: they suck. they like bands shirts more than the bands, and all the music they listen to sounds the same. a bunch of shaggy unemployables trying to sound as lo fi as possible, because all honest music sounds like it was recorded in a vacuum cleaner. it's not about music with indie kids. they don't like dave matthews because he's on the radio and people who aren't hip as them like them. i didn't go to the link, but i'm certain there isn't one legitimate musical argument there. they think they know a lot about music because they can name a lot of obscure bands. hipsters blow. now you've got me started on these fucks. great. i'll be angry the rest of the day now.

HI DAN!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"the silmarillion is the best book i have ever read."

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Is Michael Justus on Kompakt? He sounds like he should be!

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

let's suck cocks...

suck, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

a bunch of shaggy unemployables trying to sound as lo fi as possible, because all honest music sounds like it was recorded in a vacuum cleaner.

Ned, are you going to take that slam on Loveless?!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, went to the site, and, although I admit I read only a fraction of the enormous amount of posts, I didn't find much more than drivel such as "Dave Matthews sucks! Wooooo!" and commenting on how he somehow spawned John Mayer... European Electronica A-holes is what they are.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh Jon otm!

"Michael Justus, whose new Kompakt Records release Nightlove arrives next week..."

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Emo music journalists in electronicaa goth punk bands. That pretty much sounds like the ILM demographic.

ATTENTION MORONS: NO ONE IN EUROPE HAS ACTUALLY HEARD OF DAVE MATTHEWS BAND.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

What is a "hipster?" When I hear that I keep thinking of Dr. Evil saying it in Austin Powers about someone...

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I got confused as to which posts are Jon's ... has he been linking this thread on DMB-sensitive boards for months? If so, CLASSIC.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome.

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

None of them are mine until I said "HI DERE" tonight.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

What is a "tripping billy"?

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"10 bucks says these douchebags like rap...."

"I like when people assume that they're older than everyone else on the internet and more mature. Well, at least you were intelligent enough to word that nicely and not start a flame war."

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

latebloomer, i thought you were taking the piss with that silmarillion quote. i spit warstiener out of my nose when i got to the original source.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"They say they like all kinds of music, but what they really mean is they all hate Dave Matthews!"

OK, I haven't gone to any other forums, but it'd be pretty damn funny if someone said that. Have I mentioned I'm fine with people liking whatever music they like? It's just that people are so persistent in claiming it's impossible NOT to like their favorite band really rub me the wrong way.

I was at a bar recently with a live DJ that, I have to honestly admit, I have no clue what he was playing. Mostly from not listening too intently, although there was some house. some pop music mashup type stuff. Someone I know went over for his girlfriend to request some Dave Matthews or Jack Johnson. The DJ said he had none, and had never heard Jack Johnson. I then had to drunkenly explain that it's totally possible, because they thought it was impossible to not know the music. I was also informed it's impossible to not like these artists. They acted like the DJ was an asshole, although I mentioned that it was pretty ridiculous to request something there's a 0% chance of him having. I really should break down the rest of the conversation that night down into a thread, it was incredibly frustrating.

There are assholes who make these claims for all sorts of music, and we're calling down the lightning luring them here.. I hope you guys know what you're up to.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

considering our profound love of this long and unruly thread, i think we know what we're up to.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

latebloomer, i thought you were taking the piss with that silmarillion quote. i spit warstiener out of my nose when i got to the original source.

-- Fetchboy (wangchungvsah...), July 27th, 2005.

the funny thing about that guy's quote i that the simarillon probably is the best book he's ever read!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

You see ILX, the strawmen we imagined all along are real after all!

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

DMBFAN: yo honestly i love that hat and i would be psyched to get it if you didn't throw it out
FRIEND: it is in suveneir pile
DMBFAN: what does that mean?
DMBFAN: en ingle por fa vor
DMBFAN: honestly (no joke) that hat has sentimental value to me
FRIEND: i like to keep mementos of all frat boys i bang
FRIEND: trophies
DMBFAN: i've had that hat since my freshman year in high school
DMBFAN: yo honestly i can give you another hat if you need a momento
DMBFAN: i'd seriously love love to get that hat back
FRIEND: whats it worth to you?
DMBFAN: what are you looking for?
FRIEND: humiliation
DMBFAN: that's so horrible, yo how about you just be nice and hook me up with my czzap
DMBFAN: i'll come over and get it, cause i know you're a nice girl like that
DMBFAN: pppllllllleeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeeee
FRIEND: how bout you never call it a czzap again

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link

did you guys see the poster called "HotKoreanGirl" on that Timreynolds.com thread? she is one of the only anti-DMB voices there, and when asked what she listens to, she says: "boards of canada, aphex twin, squarepusher, arcade fire, bloc party, momus, and guns n roses"!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, that made me think for sure that she was an ilxor, but then she continued to humour the boring conversation.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/no/nickbuzz.jpg

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish Nick and Buzz would drop by this thread.

DMB Googleplex (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

God, i love that picture so much...

"I respect all the people that dis DMB , but you do not have to have a thread about it and diss him. If you want to dis Dave Matthews and his band, leroi,Stefan,Boyd,Carter,Butch,Dave dis them by yourself. I respect all of your opinons but keep them to yourself,this thread is just disrepectfull. Think about this if you had a band would you want people dissing you on a message board saying you sing like a muppet and all the other bullshit.
Michael

-- Michael Justus"

dude, i hope you get cancer of the izod shirt someday. life is disrespectful, if you haven't noticed by now. we here at ILM (and i dont speak for many of them, i mean shit, i love ryan adams) enjoy real discourse. its all about what you like, but more importantly, its about what you hate. so, enjoy the free speech, and go get hit by a truck sometime soon Michael. i hope your death is painless.

JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"cancer of the izod"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

6LuvMeSumDave69, you are my hero and bestoweth the lolz with a mighty roffling

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Flush this question out

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The only person I can see in here that's a total wanker is Spencer Chow. You think someone should be killed for writing the lyrics to Crash Into Me? That's just plain idiocy.
Even Timmy T for the awful track "One More Try" doesn't deserve to be killed.
I like DMB, The Verve, Tool, Coldplay, Grotus, Haujobb, Nine Inch Nails, The Ocean Blue, Aphex Twin, David Mead, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Charlatans UK, Ride, The Dandy Warhols, Killing Joke, Stabbing Westward, Underworld, The Prodigy, DJ Cam, UNKLE, The New Deal, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Tim Reynolds, Bruce Hornsby, Sting, Ministry, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, The Mission, Tori Amos, Autechre, Mike Oldfield, Jean-Michel Jarre, The Orb, to name but a few.
I post on antsmarching.org - I don't think cross board wars are necessary. Everyone has an opinion. Some people like photoshopping phallus' onto other people's pictures and some people find it offensive. That is after all why there isn't just one message board for us all to post on right?
Laters.

Anal Rugburns, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link


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