Kanye West - Dark Twisted Fantasy

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butthurtedness reigns

― challop and a muff (deej), Thursday, November 25, 2010 3:59 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'll say.

the pussy re-upholstery gang (some dude), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Right, and I'm not accusing everyone here of that.

altered boners (rennavate), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I am, in fact, referring to most of the published reviews.

altered boners (rennavate), Thursday, 25 November 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ILXors in "our unsanctioned collective thoughts are better than published music writing" shockah

i look at the interior of my sack and feel sad (ilxor), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, 'sanctioned'

challop and a muff (deej), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

butthurtedness reigns

this is the working title of your autobiography, right?

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

or your next album

challop and a muff (deej), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

imo yer all nuts btw.

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

if I was as butthurt on my records as you are on ilx 24/7/365, I'd be a millionaire, emo's big business

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

forcing you to go off-board for your zing is like shooting fish in a barrel though, appreciate you as much as admitting that you're beaten

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i think im more 'concerned with your obsessive posting' than 'butthurt'

challop and a muff (deej), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

looooool nice try

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

how to deej
1. make assertion, change ground when confronted
2. stand ground on new claim
3. when opponent becomes frustrated, claim he's really focused on you/part of a group ganging up on you
4. rinse, lather repeat

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 November 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

how do i hurt butt

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Friday, 26 November 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

happy thanksgiving, rap threads!

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 November 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Btw hurting butt involves a plunger and an echinoderm. 

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Friday, 26 November 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

teach me teach me how to butthurt

samosa gibreel, Friday, 26 November 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

all my butts love me

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

all my butts hurt me

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

at least once or twice a month i'll go to check my e-mail and there's a message from deej on gchat or AIM about him venting about some ilx beef, often on a thread i haven't even posted on or looked at, and i'm like "uh dude why do you need talk about this outside the board and why do you assume i'd have your back"

the pussy re-upholstery gang (some dude), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i started hearing the "j0hn is obsessed with me, he has it out for me" theory before i even saw you guys get into it on any recent threads btw

the pussy re-upholstery gang (some dude), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

my beautiful deej twisted fantasy (symsymsym), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

how to deej
1. make assertion, change ground when confronted
2. stand ground on new claim
3. when opponent becomes frustrated, claim he's really focused on you/part of a group ganging up on you
4. rinse, lather repeat

Goldberg favorite rhetorical move is to pretend that he's making some grand, semi-controversial point, then back off when asked to defend it. He wrote an entire book called "Liberal Fascism," about how liberals are the real fascists, but constantly insists that the theme of his book was not "liberals are fascists." He wrote a column about how Julian Assange should be assassinated, but insisted that the point of his column was not to say that Julian Assange should be assassinated. Did you know that proposing that kids perform community service 'is modern slavery?!? ("No, national service isn't slavery," he eventually writes, before saying, again, that it's basically the same thing.)

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 November 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

tmi

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ lex's review of this

ride on brother

whitney (tpp), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

KBP Review: this is pretty great but I am worried about you, Kanye.

Dubbo Housing (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

How did the editor let this review through? What are you trying to knock down the Metacritic score a few points? How bout some legitimate points about the album instead of just attacking the guy as a person and presenting general points with nothing to back it up...What an asinine review.

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

also props to the guardian for publishing that. the reviews of this album make me want to stop reading any music criticism xp

whitney (tpp), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

What are you trying to knock down the Metacritic score a few points?

i genuinely contemplated giving it one star just for this! but decided to be ~fair~ in the end, sigh

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't really feel qualified/care to judge the "quality" of a review or whatever. Just glad not every single critic is calling this a masterpiece. Like some dude said on his twitter: how do we expect these guys to actually make genius albums if we give average albums like this 10/10?

whitney (tpp), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link

can you honestly say that asa writer, you think this 'review' makes valid points, or even makes an interesting contribution to the 'kanye west debate'?

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I've noticed a depressing trend in the comments on Lex's review and others - this assumption by people who don't seem to understand that the Guardian is also a NEWSPAPER that all contentious opinions are just craven attempts to optimise page views, as if the Gawker model is the only game in town.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 26 November 2010 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

"You're focusing on his persona, not the music" is one of the dumbest arguments I've seen in a while given his persona is inseparable from the music.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 November 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

and given that the substance of the album is solely kanye's persona!

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Just because Kanye's persona is all over his music doesn't mean that critiquing his persona is equivalent to critiquing the music. That would be like, I dunno, reviewing a Lady Gaga records by making fun of her outfits and not bothering to talk about the music.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 26 November 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

by the same token, being impressed by kanye's persona isn't the equivalent of being impressed by his music (which is what seems to be happening with nearly all of the reviews so far)

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Just because Kanye's persona is all over his music doesn't mean that critiquing his persona is equivalent to critiquing the music. That would be like, I dunno, reviewing a Lady Gaga records by making fun of her outfits and not bothering to talk about the music.

Not really, because Gaga's persona mostly doesn't bleed into her records, Bad Romance aside most of them could be by anyone. You could never say the same about Kanye.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 November 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Mentioned it somewhere else, but I think if someone like Lady Gaga is all glorious ego, than this album is all super ego struggling against Id. Personally, I like the conflict, especially since I'm not quite sure where Kanye stands on the divide. Perhaps that's why it comes off so dark: Kanye doesn't know, either.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 November 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Lady Gaga might not be the best example (she was first name that came to mind -- someone whose celebrity is tied up in her music/clothes/persona and you can't really understand the person by trying to break her down into those separate elements) but it's not like there's a shortage of musicians whose "personas" are all over their records. It's just that Kanye is a bigger star than 99.99% of those people, so there's more of a temptation to attack the persona instead of/as well as the music.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 26 November 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

this might be a question of how much importance you place on lyrics - judging kanye's lyrics (esp here) IS to judge his persona.

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 26 November 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

how do we expect these guys to actually make genius albums if we give average albums like this 10/10?

this strikes me as an odd reading of the critic/artist relationship

questeon the answers (call all destroyer), Friday, 26 November 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah it's not as if Kanye sat down in his studio and went "yeah, make an average album, Pitchfork will offer it 10.0 and my place in the pantheon will be assured forever".

Matt DC, Friday, 26 November 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

can someone actually link lex's review?

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Friday, 26 November 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey Lex someone called you out for the 4/5 you gave to My Chemical Romance.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ the url

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lex's review otm, the comments are looooooooooool. if metacritic says its good, you must be a terrible person lex.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Weird reverence for Metacritic the most dispiriting part of the whole thing IMO.

Groke, Friday, 26 November 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

on the plus side, apparently people still care what critics have to say!

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 26 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link


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