Rolling Teenpop 2007 Thread

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Hey, Wikipedia to the rescue (sort of):

"With Love" goes for official ads to mainstream radio February 6th 2007. With Love was recently released to Radio Disney on the week of January 15 sometime.

According to Wiki, the forthcoming album is called Confessions of Love. And the RD bit is accurate, "With Love" was surreptitiously slipped into voting eligibility some time in the last week or two. ("Play with Fire" was never made eligible through voting or otherwise.)

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

For DioGuardi/dance, the Paris album definitely seems like a watershed moment...it suggests that (writing-wise) she's finally gotten over what could be a hurdle earlier in her teenpop career before she kind of defined her "sound" with Shanks (e.g. her one sorta mediocre contribution to the Eden's Crush album, "Two Way," produced by Dow Brain/ Brian Young -- I think they were responsible for a bunch of Leslie Carter's unreleased album and LFO/"Summer Girls").

So maybe the post-Paris DioGuardi gets dance? And Hilary Duff has an edge of being ultra-adaptable -- she's got a kind of charming anonymity that I think might fit this kind of music nicely (and I like what I've heard so far). The fact that her voice fits songs like "Fly" and "Come Clean" so well actually seems a little counter-intuitive to me, and maybe effective in part because you're not expecting to be moved by a performer who's most striking trait is, arguably, being such an excellent chameleon.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I see their last album got its own thread, but I'd rather talk about the new Fallout Boy in the context of Teenpop anyway. So if there are no dissenting opinions...

They've got a very strong Chicago punk sound (The Academy Is..., Plain White T's) which makes their TRL status (or whatever status now that TRL is gone) more a coincidence. Or a broad appeal. Except that there is something very teenpop about their sound - the rushed delivery of super-articulate lyrics, the pop hooks. They remind of a highschooler I know who is quite intelligent, and very precocious, but comes off as a little precious because of it. There's something similar with Fallout Boy. Plus, they've got the word 'Boy' in their name. ;) Anyway, obviously this isn't traditional teenpop, though are they that far off from Meg&Dia, Avril (new album coming out!), or Duff?

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Jimmy Ray's "Are You Jimmy Ray" sounded like "Faith" by George Michael, duh! (Same Bo Diddley rhythm, even.) (Which is not a bad thing; I liked it then and still do.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Me on Chumbawamba and assorted other 2000 teenpop acts:

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0037,eddy,18135,22.html

(I'd reviewed Tubthumping in the Voice a couple years earlier, but I can't find it in the web archives.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(Or rather I'd reviewed the album with "Tubthumbing" on it, whatever it was called. It was better than any Mekons album after, like, 1986. Also way better than anything by the Redskins I ever heard.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

To me, Fall Out Boy are utterly glorious as teenpop (especcially on that remix of 'Dance, Dance') by basically ticking all the boxes of a) ridiculous videos, b) danceable pop tunes, c) damn good singer (this really is true- his voice is quite unusual in a way but it's also definitely ace) and d) half-confessional, really quite funny lyrics.

They stand out from a lot of the rest of emo by actually being quite funny (MCR, for instance, take themselves more seriously than it's possible to believe) and also being a lot more normal-looking than most bands (MCR again) and, well, they got Babyface to produce their most recent album on the basis Pete Wentz (bassist/lyricist) liked the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack. The new album is very ace, on that note- it's extremely pop with lots of clapping and sing-a-long moments etc. and as one of my friends pointed out, the single sounds like *NSync.

I mean, to me, the difference between them and Aly and AJ is that Fall Out Boy sound slightly more pop (Aly and AJ have some metallic moments, imo) and neither A nor A has ever got her cock out on the internet.

Hazel Robinson (Moggy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"Another Dumb Blonde," which could've used some of these 10cc analog doodles and Cher cyborg effects

But I thought "Another Dumb Blonde" is THEE Cher cyborg effect Hoku song? Idolator even said so.

It's a teasing slice of kiss-off pop, and its smart-chick spirit isn't even marred by the vocoder drops that plagued so much of Billboard's Hot 100 during the post-"Believe" era.

Thing with that M2M line, "may not have the blonde hair you like," is that at the time Marit was the (smart) blonde! So the question is whether or not Marion sings that line. Actually, I think they BOTH sing it. (Although their wording kind of ruins my argument, because Marit could very well have blond hair without having the blond hair "that you like.")

And of course by the time Ashlee comes along, she needs to HIDE her (naturally) blond hair for fear of being tagged "light n' frivolous" (Stephen Thomas Erlewine called I Am Me "going goth by going blonde," except he follows that up with a totally dumb (not blonde) line like "no matter how hard Simpson tries, no matter how foreboding the surface, beneath it all she's still light and frivolous.") I can't figure out whether or not Marit is naturally light- or dark-haired, but if it's the former that's another example of blonde self-hatred.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 21 January 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's the actual video for "Girl in Your Dreams." Marit sings that line too, but she's kind of hanging out to the side.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 21 January 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to put in a plug here for my single of the year so far, "Stewy" by D.B.'z featuring E-40 (not to mention some apparent little kids going koo-koo bananas and saying so), which is on my album of the year so far, the Hyphy Hitz compilation on TVT.
(It's apparently about the baby who wants to take over the world on "Family Guy," a cartoon my kids like but I really can't stand.)

Anyway, the song can be streamed here, apparently (though I'm not positive that E-40 is on this version, since I haven't listened):

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=43383393

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: Amy Winehouse... I just listened to 'You Know I'm No Good,' and her voice is... a lot like Joanna Newson! It's remarkable, they both do that uptick in their voices, where their voice slightly cracks and whines. Is this just me? Cause it's really weird.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Does this count as an "approved rock person"?

Ashlee Wants Robert Smith from the Cure

When she returns to recording pop, Ashlee says she want the Cure's Robert Smith to help with her comeback. After he came to her last performance as Roxie Hart in 'Chicago', she says,"Robert Smith from the Cure came to my last show in London, and I don't know if I was more excited about him or that it was the last show! "To work with Robert Smith would be an honour."

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 21 January 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds pretty good, and exciting, to me. I'm not sure I understand what Robert Smith would be helping with, but if he gives Ashlee some more sophistication with her lyrics, and some insight in her music, I'd be very interested to hear that. Of course, I'm sure some people would rather Ashlee figure that kind of stuff out on her own.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 21 January 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dancing Alone" sounded quite a bit like The Cure circa "Inbetween Days" I thought.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 21 January 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Rolling RD 1-22-07: Top 30 - Ashley does the Hollywood shuffle, up to 14 from her 30 entry and expected at #1 in two weeks or so. The cast of Jump In and assorted dorks (like T-SQUAD) enter the charts. No sign of prude-rap king Lil' Josh, whose single was kicked by a small margin a couple weeks ago (wait is he on the soundtrack?). Most interesting news is from the Mailbag, where an Everlife cover of a Veronicas song ("I Could Get Used to This") was PICKED 78%. Apparently this is Everlife V's cover 1 of 2, the other being for a song called "Faded" which I've never heard (apparently a single for an Australian Idol, Kate DeAraugo).

nameom (nameom), Monday, 22 January 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate's "Faded" isn't very good at all, although I'm not sure how much of that is the song and how much is Kate and her handlers/producers. Or maybe it's that Veronicas songs don't work without the harmonies.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 22 January 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

if he gives Ashlee some more sophistication with her lyrics

Seems to me that it'd be Ashlee who could give him sophistication in his lyrics (though honestly I don't know many Cure lyrics, but what in the world is unsophisticated about Ashlee's "Say Goodbye," for instance)?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Marion wrote "Girl In Your Dreams" all by her lonesome, at age 14 or so, and it seems at least as smart as anything she's written since.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Something new to investigate:

http://www.myspace.com/katenashmusic

Being hyped as the next Lily Allen. Teen enough for this thread, if perhaps not pop enough. Interesting though.

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Meanwhile, I'd like to get a more modest hype machine started on Alexa Melo, youngest contestant (possibly winner, I forget) on America's Most Talented Kids Diva show. I'm not sure exactly what that is.

Her song "Shake Your Pants" ("All my girls grab a boy and take him by the hand/ drag him to the dancefloor and make him shake his pants!") was written by none other than Drew Seeley. Shades of P!nk-to-be (or Fergie-to-be?) in "Girlfriend"...which made me finally check out Stacy Fergie Ferguson on Kids Inc.. Hadn't seen it since the show was actually on the air.

There's also some strange feature on her page where a buncha fans call in, say hello, and occasionally submit demos by phone.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Well - I was ineloquent (as usual). I don't mean sophistication so much. I mean that a song like Say Goodbye, as great as it is, uses fairly simple words and meanings to convey a slightly more complex meaning. It does that really well. But I imagine that with a broader sense of articulation -- with a larger vocabulary (damn, I wanted to avoid saying that, but I feel that's true) -- she'd be able to express herself far more insightfully. With many more layers of things occurring. Obviously, music doesn't have to be dense to be good (and plenty of dense music isn't good), but with Ashlee I'd like to see it, at least as an experiment.

"Oh i miss the kiss of treachery the aching kiss
Before i feed the stench of a love for a younger
Meat and the sound that it makes when it cuts
In deep the holding up on bended knees the
Addiction of duplicities as bit by bit it starts
The need to just let go my party piece"

Obviously that won't do it for everyone. But hard verbs and nouns - solid words - do it for me far more than vaguer lyrics where your pointing at something, but lack the words for it. "Maybe you don't
Love me / Like I love you baby / Cause the broken in you doesn't make me run / There is beauty / In the dark side." Even as I write this, I'm not sure there's anything objectively better about the Cure song than the Ashlee song. Obviously a Springsteen song where everything is so specific - that's the height for me. And I feel like the Cure is somewhere in between. Like; let's get some synonyms for love, or at least an explanation of what makes this love more special than any other love.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 06:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd think Smith would be the personification of an ARP. But please: don't let him sing or write any songs for her--a few chorused doleful strums, okay.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

More likely though, if Smith did help Ashlee with lyrics, they'd end up like "Love Song" - i.e. no more specific.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Lily Allen requests:
EDIT , Can everyone please stop calling Kate Nash the new Lily Allen , Kate is a very talented songwriter and her music sounds nothing like mine , she exists i her own right and it must be really annoying for her to be compared to me the whole time ! thank you .

(I don't think this is aimed at people like Jeff, who isn't comparing Kate to Lily but just mentioning that others are doing so.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:45 (seventeen years ago) link

There are all sorts of good lyrics; abstract, specific, nonsensical. Strong images are fine when they do something. (NY Dolls: "I'll show you more busted glass than any girl ever seen.") Seems to me that the Ashlee* sentence in "Say Goodbye" has no imagery (or two images - "broken" and "run") and lots of ideas, whereas the Cure lyric has lots of images but no ideas. (Or hackneyed ideas: "kiss of treachery"; yeah, been there, done that. And it aches. So...?) But an explication of the Cure lyric might turn it around for me, since I won't claim I come close to getting it, even in the context of the whole song.

The Ashlee line ("Maybe you don't love me/Like I love you, baby/'Cause the broken in you doesn't make me run") tells as complex a story as any stand-alone line I've ever come across, from anyone, song lyric, novel, play, poem, aphorism. Shakespeare, Austen, Berry. And generous and sad, the story. You don't need the rest of the song, even. You get everything: the situation, her attitude towards it, her feelings. On last year's thread Tim illuminated those lyrics better than I could possibly do, so I'll just paste in what he wrote.

"Maybe/you don't/love me/like I/love you/baby/'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run"

Something about that line is so ace, maybe it's that it drags out the simple first part so much, then all the meaning is actually so tightly compressed in the second half.

Then he elaborated a couple of weeks later:

Thinking of that line in "Say Goodbye", I think one of the things that makes it work so well is that, yeah, at first glance it sounds pretty straightforward, but actually it's almost encoded. A straightforward line would be something like: "You can't handle me 'cos I'm complicated" or "You only like me when I make you look good." But instead she says:

"Maybe you don't love me like I love you, baby, cos the broken in you doesn't make me run. There is beauty in the darkness. I'm not frightened - without it I could never feel the sun."

It's a lot less judgmental and, I guess, more reflective, this way: like she's just coming to understand the difference in the way that she and her (soon to be?) ex approach questions of love and relationships. And she's not sure which is right or wrong (if right and wrong there is) but she's not sorry for being the way she is. And then on another level she's telling him that it's okay to be damaged.

And then, in response to something Don said:

I think Ashlee is saying "we're both broken (damaged, not heartbroken), but you want someone unbroken (maybe because you can't handle your own brokenness). Whereas because I know that I'm broken I'm willing to accept that dealing with your brokenness is the only way I could make this arrangement work. You disagree, so this relationship isn't gonna work."

Wrapped up in this is the belief that the notion of a "fairweather friend" being a bad thing holds doubly true for relationships: that it's only by understanding someone in all their complexity and difficulty (rather than some seemingly unblemished pedestal perfection) that you can make love really meaningful.

I think Tim's on the money, and that Ashlee* does all this in 19 clear words, not quite conversational ("the broken in you doesn't make me run" would be a little odd in casual speech), but straightforward, not dressed in poetry.

I am a bit puzzled how such a simply worded line pulled off so much. I ruminated a bit about this last year (linked here, if you want to ruminate with me).

(*or Ashlee-Kara, or Ashlee-Kara-John)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The themes of "Say Goodbye" are in the first two tracks on the Platinum Weird album, but Kara does nothing interesting with them:

When the rain comes tumbling, tumbling down, will you be around?

Nicely sounded "tumblings," but the idea is clichéd.

Then you'll see my greatest gift
Is fallin' down and takin' it
'Cause everything is better when it hurts
My biggest thirst
Is happiness in all kinds of weather
For worse or for better
I have it anyway
But happiness can't last forever
You know there's never pleasure without the pain
Here it comes again

Now this doesn't pull together into any stories, and I'm not feeling its pleasure or pain. Given that Kara's a veteran songsmith, and Ashlee a youngster, one would have expected that Ashlee provided raw ideas, and Kara provided the craft and wisdom that turned them into art. But maybe Ashlee provided a whole hunk of the craft and wisdom as well, with Kara providing some of the ideas, or drawing them forth from Ashlee.

Really, there are some bad lines - way worse than these - on the Platinum Weird album.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I think "Come Clean" does the rain motif so much more successfully.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Agree.

Think it's better because in "Come Clean" Kara isn't using "rain" as a simple stand-in for "adversity," which is such a dead metaphor. Instead, rain buffets and cleanses. But actually, my listening to "Come Clean" is now enriched by knowing those Platinum Weird songs, since "adversity" adds something as subtext. E.g.,

Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams
Let it wash away my sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder, I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down, I'm coming clean.

Imagine that the real first line is accompanied by a silent, alternate one:

Let the PAIN come down and wake my dreams

- which might even be what Kara had in mind.

(By the way, I think of Kara as the prime lyricist here, while she and John Shanks combine on the music; but I have no idea if that's true; in Lucy Woodward's account of working with Shanks and with Shelly Pelkin [Dave linked this on last year's thread], everyone seems to be throwing in ideas about everything.)

In general, it wouldn't be a bad idea for most songwriters to stop using weather imagery.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello. I'm just jumping in here...

Then you'll see my greatest gift
Is falling down and taking it

How is this any less interesting than "the broken in you"? This is possibly my favorite lyric on the Platinum Weird album--whoever would think of the ability to take a beating as their greatest gift? There's something really striking there, in the double meaning of "gift" especially--submissiveness is her talent, her possession, and submissiveness is what she is offering. And while I agree there are some real clunkers on the album (and because they're mostly clunkers of the "crap, what rhymes with cloud?" variety, I'm going to guess they're all Kara's, although they may very well be Dave's), I also think there are plenty of evocative images. Frank, I believe you posted on last year's thread that "Mississippi Valentine" is one of your least favorites, but I like the photo album quality of it, and I also think "Crying at the Disco" and "When We Met" pull together very well. ("I may have said goodbye, but I never meant goodbye / They were only words, and some words aren't true" is another favorite. I can't think of a sharper way to say "but I didn't mean it!" As opposed to "let the rain come down and wake my dreams," which means...what, exactly?)

Also, the line in "Happiness" is "I'll have it anyway," which I think changes it a lot--it allows for the defiance with which she sings that line. In present tense, it's a shrug: whatever comes along, she's happy. In future tense, and in that tone, it's a challenge: hey, screw you, she's going to have her happiness, just watch.

Actually, overall, I think the thing about Kara writing for Kara is that she relies a lot more on her delivery--probably because she can, and probably because she doesn't have to tell the story of someone else's life. This thread seems to focus a lot on lyrics, which is fine, I love lyrics, but they're not independent of the music or the vocals. I think you can argue that, as text, Kara's lyrics don't read as interesting or as strong as Ashlee's or Hilary's, but together with the music and vocals, many of them are as good or better.

Anyway, nice to meet you all.

Nia (girlboymusic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Nia. I like your analysis of the two "gifts." Keep posting. I remember you from a Cure For Bedbugs comment thread. I used to work in editorial too (back when I was a contender, instead of a bum). I wouldn't say that "Mississippi Valentine" is my least favorite - the melody's OK, and the singing is warm - just that it's got the two lines that I most want to ridicule: "Have you thrown a wish into the ocean/And watched it slowly float away?" "Don't want to be alone on this planet they call Earth" - so, Kara, what do you call it? Ashlee herself has several howlers, which I attribute to her rather than to John or Kara because the problems are technical, getting a metaphor backwards or inadvertently saying something different from what she intended to say. But the ideas she's trying to communicate (or Kara is trying to communicate on Ashlee's behalf) aren't mawkish or stupid, which some of Platinum Weird's are. I'd be happy if you could convince me I've underrated the Platinum Weird album. And remember, I consider the two Ashlee albums - esp. the first - to be among a handful of the very greatest albums of the '00s, and for that reason I had super-high expectations for Platinum Weird.

I think that Ashlee's a better singer than Kara, even if I'd trust Kara over Ashlee to hit a note dead center at 50 paces. Kara oversings. In fact, I think weak-voiced Lindsay - who pretty obviously models her phrasing after Kara's, and I wouldn't be surprised if she simply followed Kara's demos phrase-for-phrase in "Nobody 'Til You" and "First" - would have done a better job in "Avalanche" and "Somebody To Love," because she wouldn't have been able to bowl those songs over. My favorite moment on Platinum Weird is when Kara quietly goes "Your sorrow too" on "All My Sorrows."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

You've all seen David's new Sugarshock column, I gather? I think it's one of his best.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i hadn't, i think it's great.

tangentially related - i was thinking the other week about how the 'confessions' video completely cuts out all the "does she mean it? is she faking it? is she 4 real? is she being honest?" crap which is relevant to everyone else in pop music, from teenpop to indie to hip-hop, by virtue of her being a tabloid staple (ie the very thing which stops people taking it seriously). everything in that video is meant, is 4 real, is honest, and we know this because we've already read about it.

lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Nonetheless, it feels like someone pounding relentlessly on my windshield to get my attention. I wish she'd/they'd gotten a grownup to direct it and script it, using Lindsay's ideas.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh. I found the Sugar Shock 7 utterly unconvincing and a little crude. Obviously the suggestion for Ashlee to get ill was a stab at humor, but the entire assumption that sitting in the public light is the best thing for an artist is presumptuous (IMHO). Near the end of the article, a sort of PR merit system is designed where Britney Speaks and Lindsey Lohan are praise-worthy because of their "they do," which keeps them in the limelight. Ashlee, who shows some class and is therefore ignored is considered a failure. Consider a different narrative where Ashlee has the opportunity of acting as a serious artist because she doesn't have baggage of a spectacle to work behind. I imagine as these (tablodish) things pile up higher and higher, it becomes harder for a Spears to emancipate herself from the role she's been thrust into. Ashlee can still reinvent herself. Also, the piece ignore the fact that Lohan can act - and that much of her behavior exits in the context of the "hard life" narrative. Both are mitigating factors. (If Meryl Streep says she can act, is anyone going to disagree?)

And no offense to David Moore, but an insight like: "Of course it would probably kill her music career, which too few people took seriously in the first place, usually because they took it way too seriously." just sounds like psychobabble to me.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't know if this one's legit, but here's a new MySpace page for Kara. (There was one last year that was taken down.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I hadn't realized Kara was in on "Ain't No Other Man." She's one of five writers: Christina Aguilera, Charles Roane, Chris E. Martin, Harold Beatty, Kara DioGuardi.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Think Dave's piece is good social analysis right up to that line near the end that Mordy quoted, which baffles me, too, and I don't get the Ashlee hospital fantasy in the final paragraph either.

My hero story for Ashlee has her writing continually self-analytic, probing, and restless lyrics for continually catchy songs, and dressing really well and really outrageously, and slowly gathering a new audience on her own terms; but in reality I have no clue where she goes next or what models she follows. There don't seem to be any. Dance and r&b aren't really her thing, and these days Singer-Songwriter, Pop Star, and Punkette all seem dumber and duller than she is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I don't know how restless and probing she really is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 25 January 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, Mordechai, I do appreciate your criticism. But I think my tongue was pretty firmly in cheek for at least 45% of it! Especially those last two paragraphs, which I thought were...well, kinda funny but not exactly insightful. (It might just be baffling because it's not that funny.) As far as Ashlee faking an illness, it was an elaborate way of saying "she's kind of up against a wall, isn't she?" (but then no sooner do I write and delete a part about enlisting a totally credible tuneless indie/fogey dork than she gets Robert Smith's number!) And I do think Lindsay will abandon her music career (possibly in favor of her film career), because careerwise it's basically dead weight for her, which really sucks. But I don't think that quoted line was particularly psychobabblish at all, though. People don't take her music career seriously as a career because they take her music -- or what they think is her music -- too seriously (like Lex's perception of humorlessness in the earnest/not earnest discussions upthread).

I imagine as these (tablodish) things pile up higher and higher, it becomes harder for a Spears to emancipate herself from the role she's been thrust into. Ashlee can still reinvent herself.

But as far as almost all of this goes...I just don't see any of this happening at all. I do think Lindsay has more options and freedom (in her film career only), and that Ashlee is out in the cold. My main point is that her Disney/kid audience is crucial right now, and the recent tabloid stuff effectively kills her shot at "coming back" on Disney's terms (and, also importantly, that this didn't hurt Britney at all. But she certainly wasn't allowed back in the building -- "Toxic" could have been but wasn't shopped to the RD audience; this is the same company that five years ago could excise "I'm not that innocent" to make Britney OK for the kids...and I don't think they'd have to edit even that in 2004).

Another point I didn't really get to elaborate on is that Britney, by being in the limelight, gets to sidestep the tricky "authentic makeover" bullshit that Xtina just (successfully) went through -- so she gets to remain herself. Not to say that expectations of "authenticity" can't ever lead to great music, but that the expectations are idiotic and Britney transcends it, and so does Lindsay. But Ashlee doesn't, and we'll just have to see what Robert Smith has to offer her.

(If Meryl Streep says she can act, is anyone going to disagree?)

Well, this person disagrees.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 25 January 2007 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry - I must've been tired. I was reading most of the piece straight. Rereading it now, I totally get your point - even if I disagree on Ashlee. (I agree about Lohan having film to turn to, and Britney not needing the same reinvention as Christina did. Though I don't see Christina's transformation as a necessity, but more as a consequence of her ability to reinterpret herself.) Ashlee though - everyone keeps talking about her being up against a wall. Even in this thread, there's a lot of discussion of where she's going to go from here. But that doesn't really concern me -- as Robert Smith indicates, there'll be artists interested in working with her. And she'll go somewhere. And if it's not predictable, isn't that so much cooler than if we can chart her trajectory?

Anyway, the Stylus is pretty funny - if not a little obvious. But I didn't catch a criticism of her acting chops. (I also read it during American Idol commercials - so I admit, I'm a little distracted.)

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and there's a typo in that Lindsay sentence, too, it should read "they don't take her music career seriously, usually because they take her too seriously." And you could even relate that to "Rumors" era Lindsay, when an argument might go like this:

Can you please respect my privacy?" I don't know, LL-- can you please insult my intelligence? I mean, really, if you're going to put it that way, why not just put a "Kick Me I Like Swirlies" sign on the back of those jammies you wore to the last Hilton soirée? Yes, there's a fine line between being noticed and being watched, and a lot of celebrity reportage is just a few slime trails above Penthouse Pet photo captions; and of course no one's nip slips or panty peeks should find their way onto the Internet, but pointing out the injustice of it all isn't going to earn you Good Samaritan kudos or bonus Best Buy Bucks.

From Pfork at the time. The fact that rumors is kind of a fun dance song takes a backseat to the idea that Lindsay is really anguished about the rumors.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

CRAP I missed Am Idol again.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope you turned it on the moment you read this. Cause I'm really enjoying the show tonight. They just had this woman on - I didn't catch her name - but she was the one who did the workout in the beginning to the Rocky theme song. And when I listened to her tryout I was crossing my fingers. Because she doesn't have an amazing voice, but she has so much attitude and spunk, it completely made up for the lack of a great singing voice. I just loved her attitude. I wish I could find out her name.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I love American Idol but I rather don't care for the audition episodes, comparatively. Too much time spent on the bad singers relative to the at least decent. Once the show goes on, it's a barrel of fun though, in my opinion at least.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan, in terms of acting/singing, I would compare to Aly & AJ. With Hilary Duff, for example, no matter what the venue you are getting pretty much the same person/personality, be it music, movies, interviews, etc. For both Lindsay and Aly&AJ, as actresses they are as light and fluffy as can be, but as singers have little sense of humor and are very serious and earnest. Lindsay trying to get more serious as an actress but to this point has been as non earnest as can be. As have Aly & AJ. So if Lindsay starts to get more serious and earnest as an actress (see for example Prairie Home Companion), the music career is expendable. In any event, if you focus on her singing and songs only, yeah, you are gonna take it too seriously.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Extending on previous post, I should say, that cynically implies that Linsday's music career exists solely as a PR thing. Which, sadly, at this point we at least have to consider that it is. Not that it's not good, because it is.

With Aly & AJ, I see it going in the other direction. As time goes on, I think they will start to incorporate more humor, lightness, and fun into their music, and phase out the acting. Which is a damned shame because Aly is a really great actress.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

In what? "Phil of the Future"? That Disney Channel movie where the girls are rich chicks who have to work on the family dairy farm? She shows no kind of depth, whereas LL was really good in movies a couple of years ago.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I definitely agree that Lindsay is better as a serious actress. Cow Belles is an abomination. But, in my opinion, Alyson IS excellent in Phil of the Future. Just so funny and cute. No depth, of course, but the role doesn't require it. Just as a reminder to those who don't know, I loved all the Disney shows before I ever liked teen pop so I definitely come in from the TV/movie perspective. Anyways, I've loved Aly for her work on the show well before I heard Aly & AJ. And Lindsay's really great at the cute, funny roles too!

But maybe I didn't make my point very well which is that since Aly has more depth as a musician she's probably going to drop acting and since Lindsay has more depth as an actress she'll probably drop the music. Not that they aren't both good at acting and singing.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank, yeah, I think I was thinking of your comment on "have you thrown a wish into the ocean..." from last year's thread. (What is it you don't like about that, anyway? You've only said that you don't.)

I'm wondering if part of the problem with Kara is that she has no identity, not as a a celebrity, not as an artist, not as a person. When Ashlee sings "I was stuck inside someone else's life and always second best," we can fill in the blank with the idea of Ashlee--black-sheep little sister, desperate to be seen and heard, because we've been sold that image alongside the songs. When Kara sings "so many nights I've heard you talk in delight about the promised land," we're left with the blank, because what is Kara beyond the song? You said it right there in your Voice review--there's no story to connect to.

Now, when you find out that Kara was raised by a religious, right-wing Republican congressman, does it make "Avalanche" any better? Or at least give it the possibility of being better? I think it does. We've both brought up "Crying at the Disco" as one of the better songs--is it maybe because it's so clearly tied to who Kara is? Maybe what Kara needs is not someone to turn her words and sounds into her words and sounds, but just a her to begin with.

Of course, at a certain point the music needs to speak for itself, and I do think Ashlee's music is more successful in establishing an actual identity--the story of that girl. But I don't think I would understand just how deeply Ashlee is (or wants to be seen as) that girl from the music alone. And then again, Ashlee is the focus of Ashlee's music, whereas Kara is ostensibly not the focus of PW's, so I'm not sure how much we can/should ask for PW's music to have a coherent personal identity.

Anyway, back to replying to your actual post: I don't know if I'd say Ashlee's a better singer. More distinctive, yes, and more contained (in a good way). Same goes for Lindsay and, to a lesser extent, Kelly Clarkson. But there are times when Ashlee sounds like she's struggling to sing bigger (the end of "Say Goodbye"), to the detriment of the song, and I don't think any of Kara's proteges are capable of, say, the eye-rolling sarcasm of "Is it finally gettin' to ya? Hallelujah!"

I do understand the disappointment with the PW album. I love "La La" about as much as you love Autobiography, and there is no "La La" on this album. But I do think it accomplishes more than you give it credit for, and I'd love to change your mind.

Nia (girlboymusic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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"Take seriously" and "earnest" are becoming bizarre, shifting code words on this thread, and I'm not following. I take Lindsay's singing (and what I've seen of her acting) seriously. And I think she's a lot of fun. I take fun seriously.

Lindsay brings lots of humor and enthusiasm to her singing, when she wants to. Talked about this last year here (scroll down to the third entry) and here and here, and talked about her acting here.

Comic acting is just as rich as dramatic acting; in fact, I doubt that there's much difference, since in good comedies the actors are playing it straight - the characters don't know that they're being funny - and allowing the situations to provide the humor. And in Herbie: Fully Loaded, the scenes between Lindsay Lohan and Michael Keaton (playing her dad) are played absolutely seriously, somberly, even, and they have to be or else there's no way to care about the rest of the movie (both she and her dad are undercutting her calling as a stock-car driver, and you have to believe in their reasons and their uncertainty or else there's nothing emotional at stake, and therefore no exhilaration or release provided when the film gets funny).

Saw one episode of "Phil Of The Future," Aly Michalka was on for maybe two minutes total, and she was absolutely incandescent.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 25 January 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link


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