Performers with names that practiclly rhyme?

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Paul Simon / Paul Simonon

There goes Rhyminon' Simonon!

dad a, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

A couple more namesakes:

James Taylor / James Taylor

Dave Matthews / Dave Matthews

(I took me a while to realize that the Dave Matthews of the endless ILX thread isn't the one I thought he is; at first I was like, "Why does a jazz arranger provoke so much hate?".)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Norman Blake / Norman Blake

Tom D., Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't even know if 'rhyme' is the word you're looking for here?
perhaps, you just mean to say performers with names that are practically the same

Right, right. Stupid thread idea; or decent idea poorly explained at best. I was thinking more of overall sonic similarity, not necessarily precise rhymes. Stuff like this:

Twisted Sister / Mr. Mister
Starsailor / Art Taylor
Bo Diddley / Bob Dylan
Bonnie Raitt / Johnny Ray

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

elvis costello / elton motello

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

the eagles / the beagles

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm trying to think of this in terms of acts who I actually thought were the SAME act for a while, until I realized otherwise. So that would discount, say, Suede/Slade or The Kings/The Kinks or Jon Anderson/John Anderson or Trace Adkins/Rodney Atkins, but would not discount Ricky Van Shelton/Blake Shelton, who I conflated for years before realizing the error of my ways. There are others, I'm sure; maybe they'll come to mind. (Usually a certain proximity to each other genre-wise is necessary for this to happen properly.)

Oh yeah, a great one:

The Orb/Orbital

xhuxk, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

The two Paul Deans (X-Ray Spex and Loverboy) and two Mick Joneses (Foreigner and the Clash) don't really count, either.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Nor Prodigy/The Prodigy

xhuxk, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

But there are a couple famous blues names and jazz names where more than one guy (a decade or two apart maybe) has the same name, and those always confuse me. They're not coming to me right now, though.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

actually it's a trinity - The Orb/William Orbit/Orbital

ledge, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Both of whom played with Miles, to add to the confusion.

Then add Davis' arranger Gil Evans into the mix and you are screwed.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Pigbag/Rip, Rig and Panic (and maybe Pigbros?)
Ja Rule/Jah Cure
both Dr. Dre's (NWA and Ed Lover)
both Sean Pauls (dancehall and Youngbloodz)
Suspyre/Susperia (two metal bands whose CDs came in the mail within a couple weeks of each other this summer)

If album covers count, I'd include (from my teen years)

Fragile / Not Fragile

Love Gun / Sex Pistols

xhuxk, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

new models / new model army

(this probably only matters to people from boston)

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

merle travis / merle haggard

(for when i was a young'un, it didn't seem possible there were two different people named merle. really!)

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

actually it's a trinity - The Orb/William Orbit/Orbital

Haha, yes, I remember totally confusing these three in 1994.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Listening to Orbital's remix of The Orb's "Huge Ever-Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Center of the Ultraworld" didn't help.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

actually it's a trinity - The Orb/William Orbit/Orbital

Whoops. Up until this moment I assumed they were all the same person/artist.

Sara Sara Sara, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Gregg Ginn / Greg Kihn

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Bennie Maupin / Bernie Taupin

dad a, Friday, 9 November 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Gregg Ginn/Gregg Gillis

stephen, Friday, 9 November 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Teddy Riley/Terry Riley

dad a, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

John Cale/JJ Cale
Sandy Denny/Sandi Patti

mike a, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Elmore James/Elton John

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

there are a couple famous blues names and jazz names where more than one guy (a decade or two apart maybe) has the same name, and those always confuse me.

Sonny Boy Williamson/Sonny Boy Williamson

There's an obvious double jazz name too...Bill Evans, maybe? But I don't think that's even the best one.

And yeah, John Cale and JJ Cale is a great one.

xhuxk, Monday, 17 December 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Deke Leonard/Def Leppard/Led Zeppelin

xhuxk, Monday, 17 December 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Geddy Lee/Kenny G (who get extra points for also looking exactly alike)

xhuxk, Monday, 17 December 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

This might ACTUALLY BE the WORST THREAD in ILX HISTORY.

ian, Monday, 17 December 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

rocket from the TOMBS/rocket from the CRYPT

xhuxk, Monday, 17 December 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Lonnie Smith/ Lonnie Liston Smith
There was another Howlin' Wolf (Later traded as Funny Papa Smith)
There was another Joe Jones that wasn't Philly JJ ?

sonofstan, Monday, 17 December 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

magma / exmagma

Dominique, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

TS Larry Carlton vs Larry Coryell

Barry Harris/Harry Barris

Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Chuck Berry/Chu Berry

Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Cher/Michael Bolton

I G0T USED 2 iT™ (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

MC Search/Fred Hersch

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Bob Harris, the guy who played keyboards for Frank Zappa
Bob Harris, the other guy who played keyboards for Frank Zappa

a new Rock Hardy screen name because I can't find the old one (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Art Farmer / Art Pepper

xhuxk, Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

That's a good one.

Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Frank Zappa/Zap Mama

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Sunday, 16 November 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Miranda Sex Garden / Einstuerzende Neubauten

dromedary farsi (unregistered), Sunday, 16 November 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Listening to Orbital's remix of The Orb's "Huge Ever-Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Center of the Ultraworld" didn't help.

It's more confusing than this: there is no such thing. Before the group Orbital came along, The Orb used to call the remixes they made for other people (and themselves) "Orbital Something Or Other Mix" and "Orbital Twee Nonsense Mix"

numismatic factory (sic), Sunday, 16 November 2008 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Brix Smith (of the Fall)
Brick Smith (of mid-80s Norwich synth duo Gee Mr Tracy)

everything, Sunday, 16 November 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

This might ACTUALLY BE the WORST THREAD in ILX HISTORY.

― ian, Monday, December 17, 2007 1:37 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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gabbneb, Sunday, 16 November 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know if it belongs in this thread or not, but...

Someone once told me they found a Lambert, Hendrick and Ross CD filed under The Supremes at Tower Records.

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 16 November 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha.

Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 November 2008 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link

There's an obvious double jazz name too...Bill Evans, maybe?

WRONG DUDE

Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 November 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Some Motown related confusion

Johnny Griffith/Johnny Griffin
Joe Hunter/Ivory Joe Hunter
Jack Ashford/Nick Ashford

Ruudside Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 November 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

The Bill Evans confusion was mentioned upthread: the more famous Bill Evans was a pianist who played with Miles in the 50s, the other Bill Evans a saxophonist who played with Miles in the 80s.

Tuomas, Sunday, 23 November 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

GZA/RZA obv.

our work is never over, Sunday, 23 November 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

DJ Pierre the big early 90s Italian House DJ/DJ Pierre the big early 90s Chicago House DJ

Siegbran, Saturday, 18 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Airscape/Airwave

Siegbran, Saturday, 18 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Styx/Kix/the Fixx/Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks/The Dicks/Steve Malkmus & the Jicks

Styx/Staxx

Siegbran, Saturday, 18 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Harry Nilsson / Carnie Wilson

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 18 July 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The Dead C/Deadsy
Opeth/Otep
Metallica/Megadeth

Once had a 'conversation' about music that quickly degenerated into such obtuse nonsense that I thought one(or both) of us were going insane. Turned out that the other guy thought I'd cited 'Counting Crows' at the beginning of the discussion, when I had really said 'Cannibal Corpse'

Julio Afrokeluchie, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Coal Chamber/Cold Chisel
Poison/Boyzone
Def Leppard/Led Zeppelin

Julio Afrokeluchie, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

wire/high on fire
the mystics/stylistics

outdoor_miner, Sunday, 19 July 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Elton John/Ethan Johns

anagram, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Anthony Braxton / Toni Braxton

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

slaps forehead Why didn't I – probably the biggest Anthony Braxton fan on ILM – think of that one???

Ah well, I'll just have to have Tyondai Braxton/Toni Braxton instead, then.

anagram, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Eric Gale/Eddie Gale

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Hawkwind / Bob Lind

Motorhead / That Ted

Cud / Mud

Radiohead / Jowe Head

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson - Jackson Browne - James Brown - Richard D. James - Cliff Richard - Jimmy Cliff - Jamiroquai - Rockwilder - Billy Wilder - Billie Jean - Jean Grae - Graham Coxon - Get your rocks off, get your rocks off honey, shake it now now, get 'em off downtown!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Jandek, Inspectah Deck.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, 23 August 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Everlast / Evan Mast

(aka E*Vax)

the who cares (okamax), Sunday, 23 August 2009 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Steve Harley/Steve Holley

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Denny Laine/"Penny Lane"

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Art of Noise/Age of Chance

anagram, Thursday, 27 August 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link

That Dark Angel/Death Angel confusion reminds of 1987/88 when I was in Dr. Disc, visiting with friends who worked there, and this 35-ish metalhead comes in wanting to return this album by (the Canadian) Slaughter... http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4506/908313170x170mc8.jpg ...which he'd bought by mistake, thinking it was Slayer.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 27 August 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Marc Almond / Mark-Almond

Engelbert Humperdinck x 2 (though the latter named himself after the former)

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Lalo Schifrin/Labi Siffre

Oh, the confusion!

A Ball of Twine, Friday, 28 August 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Eddie Holland/Eddie Holman

Borinquen C (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 6 December 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

dan aykroyd / dananananakroyd

abanana, Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

David Cross (King Crimson/Comedian)

C.T. Dalton (Daruton), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

X/The XX/xex

mike a, Monday, 7 December 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

JJ Cage would be a good band name.

Mark, Monday, 7 December 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Killer Joe / Killing Joke

Strangelove / Stranglers

Deerhoof/Deerhunter

Alex in NYC, Monday, 7 December 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Johnny Paycheck/Johnny Pacheco

Stranded In the Jungle Groove (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

six years pass...

Skinnay Ennis/Skinny Dennis

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 15 June 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link


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