― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 7 December 2002 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 December 2002 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 7 December 2002 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 7 December 2002 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― David Allen, Saturday, 7 December 2002 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 7 December 2002 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― David Allen, Saturday, 7 December 2002 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
Just kidding. Means "on the money" (though I recently thought it meant "on the mark" - and originally "of the moment")
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 7 December 2002 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Once there was a sensitive, conceited young fellow named Jonsi Birgisson who lived on a permafrost island surrounded by a cold, dark sea. Jonsi was a well-meaning person who loved music, and he yearned to put more warmth in the world even though he wasn't exactly sure what warmth was. Not just "throwing an electric blanket on the corpse of electronica," that he knew. Jonsi longed to blaze "inspired new avenues in sonic landscapes," to deliver "shamelessly tear-stained epics" in "the falsetto cadence of angels," to turn "4AD-styled, sepia-toned instrumental passages" into "awe-inspiring new-religious mantras." Stuff like that. He did all this and more on a thematically linked work where some of the sonic landscapes were entrancing (although not warm). Because he was conceited, sometimes he would announce that these soundscapes were destined to change musical history, and then sometimes mean people would make fun of him. But he always had the perfect retort. "You have to admit I'm smarter than Enya," he would say. And about that he was certainly right. B"
Hard to top that, really.
― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 7 December 2002 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dan (dan), Saturday, 7 December 2002 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
I am using OTM in this instance to mean I dislike the album, am annoyed by its good rep, and am glad Christgau slams it.
Certainly doesn't have a good rep on ILM...
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 December 2002 23:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
And what's with the jingoistic bullshit in the Daft Punk piece?
Remember Nate, we are at CULCHER WAR! The American underdog must defend himself from the hordes of evil Europeans trying to shove Cliff Richard, Heino and Johnny Hallyday down his throat!
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 December 2002 23:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 8 December 2002 00:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
Hey, so when that kind of thing happens with various celebrities, do we assume that they find the reference of them using google? and since that type of response is relatively prompt more often than not, does that mean that they're googling their own names, like, almost every day!?
― Dan I., Sunday, 8 December 2002 01:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 8 December 2002 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 December 2002 04:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
also he is unphased by Luomo's Vocalcity and DJ DB's History of Our World Pt. 1 and he is WRONG WRONG WRONG.
― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
What, you DON'T?
― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― B.Rad (Brad), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― phil jones (interstar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 December 2002 11:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
Because he wrote or co-wrote the standard critical lines on the Stones, the New York Dolls, Al Green, the Clash, Public Enemy and any number of lesser-known artists of a similar level of achievement... More importantly, he and Greil Marcus brought SLEATER-KINNEY to the world's attention and thus is one of the greatest Americans not named Corin, Carrie or Janet.
― B.Rad (Brad), Sunday, 8 December 2002 11:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 December 2002 11:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
The cultural war thing doesn't interest me much though, mainly because I don't listen to much self-consciously American music.
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 8 December 2002 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
american music club -- falco -- the wipers -- screaming trees -- mudhoney -- the verlaines -- the proclaimers -- flaming lips -- the misfits -- swell maps -- pop will eat itself -- durutti column -- the primitives -- henry rollins -- the chameleons -- band of susans -- skinny puppy -- christmas -- social distortion -- talk talk -- squirrel bait -- felt -- everything but the girl -- gene loves jezebel -- swing out sister -- nitzer ebb -- the shaggs -- 24-7 spyz -- modern english
― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
James : Assuming I know what you're getting at, given that in England an onion is a vegetable. The British use the word comes with an attmosphere of patrionizing derision (as opposed to "cunt" which comes with straight out agression)
B.Rad : This intrigues me. What are the "standard" lines on these artists? Is he famous because he invented lines everyone agrees with?
Tim : "Often when I'm listening to something and I'm struggling to articulate my reaction, I'll just read the relevant Consumer Guide entry and borrow Christgau's opinion wholesale." This is irony, right?
― phil jones (interstar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
I have to admit that he does have a purpose: when he's slagging a band you hate, he is the Greatest Living Pop Culture Writer Ever.
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
(Just to make this clear, I do dig Christgau, despite his neurotic Europhilia)
He gave the Kinks notice at a time they were written off Stateside (ie the late sixties).
The Hollies, too.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 8 December 2002 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― David Allen, Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
& yeah xgau pretty much reviews them as they appear, but as the VV column is sporadic often he's a couple of months late.
― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, if you rip him (or other critics) on record he'll eventually give you a tongue bath of A's (see Lou Reed, Sonic Youth, Patti Smith, Public Enemy).
still makes my top five favorite critics.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
THE ROUGH GUIDE TO PARIS CAFÉ MUSIC (World Music Network import) Great food, great wine, great countryside. Beautiful paintings and fine cinema. Bohemia soi-meme. Fairly belle langue. Cool esprit. But then, over on the other side, le snobisme, as epitomized by both the academy (a French invention) and "theory" (a French brand name). As for music, not so hot. In the classical world, nobody would rank France with Germany or Italy, and though chanson's structural and procedural contributions to pop are major, it doesn't travel, in part due to its lyrical raison d'etre and in part due to whatever gives Italians the tunes and Germans the big ideas. With help from Auvergne laborers and Italian immigrants, chanson evolved into the danceable accordion-equipped style called musette, which flourished in the '20s and '30s and has been compiled on a Paris Musette series I'll dig out again as well as two Music Club discs I'll now bury. This typical Rough Guide potpourri ignores intrastylistic continuities and favors revivalists (hiding the older, simpler stuff at the end). Droll, impassioned, tuneful, gay, its limitations are French limitations—too much cocked eyebrow, not enough baby got back. But as mood music for that mystery merlot or soundtrack for a drive to Quebec City, mais oui—just the travelogue a day tripper needs.
― Ben Williams, Monday, 9 December 2002 01:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 9 December 2002 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Eric H., Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
the idea that it takes a nation of millions to hold us back "didn't fuck with the sound too much" of its predecessor strikes me as a very odd thing to read.
― gygax!, Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
But also, didn't he raise the grades on some of those Stevie albums? Does that mean the reviews should be taken with a grain of salt?
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
(It's also very true that he didn't exactly say he disliked it -- it's just that when someone for whom "Golden Lady" is among their top ten or so favorite songs reads someone calling it the worst song on the album, he immediately takes the defensive positon.)
Hey MM (I just sent you a classic out-of-the-blue you-don't-know-me email yesterday), what IS your favorite on the album now? For me, if it weren't "Golden Lady," it would be "Too High."
― Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
I wish Christgau hadn't tuned out on the DKs before Plastic Surgery Disasters (where "Halloween" now vindicates my initial, and long faded, fandom), but that's what you get for loving another mammal's scribblings.
Otherwise, sometimes when the Dean insults fans of a particular band, it somehow makes them (or in this case, me) feel honored to have his ear:
Imperial FFRR [Teenbeat, 1992]You read it here first: the scattered actual "pop" songs on this 11-cut album--the one about eating pussy is the most enthusiastic--tend to break down into long, repetitive, self-consciously inept codas, which blend in the mind's ear with the scattered instrumentals per se. It would be wrong to call such passages drones, because drones propel, and propulsion would be catering to the hoi polloi--"patterns" is quite kind enough. Cool people whose hobby is inept bands seem to think these whatchamacallems apotheosize self-consciously amateurish charm. If you're among them, get a life. C
― Pete Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
Propaganda [Island, 1975] Admirers of these self-made twerps certainly don't refer to them as pop because they get on the AM--for once the programmers are doing their job. So is it because they sing in a high register? Or because a good beat makes them even more uncomfortable than other accoutrements of a well-lived life?; "Never turn your back on mother earth," they chant or gibber in a style unnatural enough to end your current relationship or kill your cacti, and I must be a natural man after all, because I can't endure the contradiction. C-
Of course, the thing that he somehow missed here is that the point of "Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth" was "Or she'll fucking stab you in it, that traitorous bitch." Which doesn't make it a great song (though it is) or Propaganda a great album (I'd give it a typical Sparks hit-or-miss B+), but does bespeak a lack of close listening.
Other than that, whatever. I agree with some things he says, and disagree with others. It happpens. I find my biggest general difference with him is that he admires a certain strain of punk -- The Vibrators, Fluffy, The Hives, The White Stripes, NOFX, The Pixies, Sleater-Kinney -- that I don't dislike but find overly foresquare (or perhaps four/four-square) for my tastes. Plus, he underrates John Darnielle. But who doesn't?
The only real problem with Christgau is that 10 other critics didn't have the intestinal fortitude to embark on the same lifelong listen-to-everything-that-matters quest that he did back in 1970, and so you're left with his opinions as being sort of a default consensus narrative. Given that, I'd say we're lucky that his opinions are as generally sane as they are -- as much as I enjoy Bangs or Marsh or Marcus, I shudder to think what they'd have come up with had they evinced the same dedication to completism. As for his writing, Christgau's my favorite writer in any realm ever, except for Charles Schulz, who beats him by miles. Guess I'm just a fan of atomized narrative, y'know?
― Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 15:21 (twenty years ago) link
we had a poster a while ago who would praise people for "getting it" and criticize them when they didn't "get it". people seemed to resent him.
― Treeship, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link
The man is not to be taken seriously.
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Monday, 20 April 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link
As far as xgau and nas/rap generally are concerned, arctic noon auk ... Otm
― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 20 April 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link
I've gone through a period where I've really disliked this guy; so many albums I've loved or were important to me have been dismissed with just a bomb or a scissors, kind of the equivalent of a guy rolling his eyes and going, "meh". And yes, his writing often makes no sense or makes you question whether or not he's actually heard the album. I only know him through the guides, which (similar to Allmusic) makes his grading system look silly, there are a lot of "really? you like this album and not that one?" moments when the reality is that it's more about how he's feeling on a particular day. But even I can't deny that he's a great writer who sort of conquered the concise-but-deep-and-thoughtful style of reviewing that nobody else I know of has done (now I think we'd call that 'Twitter-esque'). I'll still read what he has to say.
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
oh wow is Dirty Dancing up for rehab now too?
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
man, remember when frogbs was our raccoon tanuki
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
― frogbs, Thursday, April 23, 2015 3:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's just style over substance. No great connoisseur gets so much wrong in the way of taste as he does. It's like those art critics who dismissed Monet, turns out they were wrong, and clueless, and didn't get what they were seeing. The good ones get it. Xgau doesn't.
― Arctic Noon Auk, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link
but what exactly is getting it "wrong" w/r/t musical taste? I agree that album to album he's weird, he loves the Beastie Boys (especially Licensed to Ill) and gives all their albums A's, except for Check Your Head which is a big ol' bomb
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 April 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
he actually gave check your head a "neither" not a bomb. dude loved jokey pop culture cut-ups, had several meters albums and didn't need one by these guys, though he grew to accept their noodling, judging by later reviews
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
there's basically a check your head review in the ill communication review
Ill Communication [Grand Royal, 1994]Another you-gotta-believe record, just like Check Your Head--only less so, thank God, whose appearances herein are frequent and auspicious. Although once again it's short on dynamite, at least it starts with a bang. Two bangs, actually, one hip hop and one hardcore--their loyalty to their roots closely resembles an enlightened acceptance of their limitations. With each boy having evolved into his own particular man, the rhymes are rich and the synthesis is complex. You-gotta-love the way the ecological paean/threnody emits from a machine that crosses a vocoder and the p.a. at a taco drive-through, but their collective spiritual gains peak in the instrumentals, which instead of tripping up the Meters evoke the unschooled funk of a prerap garage band. If they've never run across Mer-Da's Long Burn the Fire, on Janus, maybe I could tape them one? A-
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link
like, whether or not you agree, i don't think it's hard to get why someone who experienced the 70s as an adult dug licensed to ill and paul's boutique wouldn't have been happy when check your head showed up
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link
so the frowny face is "indifferent"? didn't know that and yeah it makes more sense that way. and yes I get why, I just find it weird to praise that they've 'grown up' or that they're accepting their limitations here, when Check Your Head was basically where all that started, right? they're very similar records imo
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
well sometimes things take time to process - xgau def strikes me as the kind of writer where the grade for one album is sometimes a corrective for the previous
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link
compared to say, a rolling stone album guide entry, consumer guide takes are mostly in the moment, though occasionally amended in hindsight for one of the books, but only in really egregious cases
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
I think that (correction of earlier grade) too --- the other explanation is that he is unusually considerate to late-career / post hotness offerings.
One of his more endearing qualities, although it messes with reliability (which, frankly, get a life critic-critics....write your own damn reviews, be better than what you complain about).
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
the other explanation is that he is unusually considerate to late-career / post hotness offerings.
haha yeah he's got a lot of "these old people are still full of life and just as vital as ever!" glances into the mirror imo
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link
dude went out from the voice giving that first new york dolls reunion album (which is a decent new david johansen album even if the band sounds like paul schaffer's in it) an a+
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
he did it recently with Jay Z – reevaluated everything he'd underrated and missed.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Yeah his A+ just doesn't carry the same oomph later than the 70s book or at the very latest the 80s.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
The time we had our first chat I gave him shit about the Dolls album and he got defensive ("What's the matter? It speaks to me!" or something).
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link
yeah i never assume this shit is disingenuous - dude seems enough of an unrepentant screwball that his "and they mentioned Gore by name. A." shit represents an earnest salute to the cd player
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link
Hey anybody who mentions Lesley Gore gets an A in my book.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
oh come on, i clearly meant Martin.
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link
exactly. I enjoy reading him even if I wouldn't take a music recommendation
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link
" Like a lot of young black pop artists, Missy deals in aural aura rather than song, which means that even after you connect--as I did with "Izzy Izzy Ahh" well before "The Rain" hit MTV--she can take awhile to absorb."
I like that
― Arctic Noon Auk, Thursday, 23 April 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
Reminder that Christgau gave To Pimp a Butterfly the same score as Rae Strummond in the same week https://medium.com/cuepoint/robert-christgau-expert-witness-9fa87a06ebde
utter fool.
― Arctic Noon Auk, Monday, 27 April 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link
which of those two scores are you complaining about?
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 27 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
hehehe
― Arctic Noon Auk, Monday, 27 April 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
That A- he gave Kendrick feels a little low for the review he wrote
― thom yorke state of mind (voodoo chili), Monday, 27 April 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link
Rob Unkut has been posting his reviews of classic hip hop stuff, just awful
SCHOOLLY-D (Schoolly-D) From the beginning, rap has been a music of aggressive, expansive possibility, claiming the world on beat and boast alone. This Philadelphia street tough claims only his turf. His powerful scratch rhythms are as oppressive and constricted as his neighborhood, and his sullen slur conveys no more hope or humor than the hostile egotism of his raps themselves. I'm not saying he isn't realer than all the cheerful liars the biz has thrown back to the projects, or that his integrity doesn't pack a mean punch. But he's still an ignorant thug, and he's cheating both his audience and himself by choosing to remain that way. B PLUS
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 7 July 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link