POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

"direct-to-video 'midquel'" eat my ass

ooh de lally ooh de lally golly what a daaaaay

caballeros in a landslide

i voted for the LION KING because im a sucker for movies that have a title card at the very end

Robin Hood was in constant rotation in our mid-80s VHS. I still remember much of it fondly, except for the seriously dated pop ballad 2/3rds of the way thru the flick.

This thread has served the purpose of reminding me that "The Black Hole" exists. Thank you, thread.

Also, Dumbo.

aw man the muthafuckin Black Hole

if ppl don't love The Black Hole then they aren't really ppl

do we need a disney live-action poll?

I remember being sorta obsessed with Sword in the Stone as a kid but I don't remember what happens in it at all. We didn't have it on tape and it wasn't at our regular video store so maybe that was the appeal

Arthur pulls the SWORD from the StONE.

Becomes KING

Beauty & the Beast. Belle gives me the horn.

Dumbo. I mean, the Pink Elephants sequence is the finest animation ever put to film EVER in the history of cinema. I mean, quite a tough choice against Fantasia, but the Pink Elephants clinched it.

Wait what was the difference between Fantasia & F2000? Was it just additional content + digitalized?

anybody who hasn't seen Ze's little topologically impossible dance move in caballeros can't really judge the finest animation ever put to film, unfortunately

F2000 is a whole different (and much worse) movie

lol "ponderous" sorry i became shakey mo for a sec

wtf?

anyway this is actually kind of a tough choice for me

anyone who isn't voting for the three caballeros is a downright sonofabitch and i wish a curse on you and your family.

lol it wasn't a very good shakey mo imitation because he didn't say "uh" before his sentence, don't worry little bro.

fuckin people

it might've actually been an alfred lord sotosyn homage, i mean it had the obnoxious film-crit jargon but none of the lighthearted sociopathic wit of our shakey after i edited out the bit wherein i expressed great amusement and satisfaction at the death of walt disney

";-)"

shit just got real on the disney thread, folks.

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I've never seen The Three Caballeros. ;_;

I haven't seen it either, tho I've always wanted to - the stills look great

http://www.2night.it/album/redattori/valentina_furri/jose_carioca_2903_d.jpg
^^^ my dream man, let me show you him (he is a bird)

if we lived in a horrible, grey, dismal world in which the three caballeros did not exist, i'd have voted for alice in wonderland or dumbo.

yay psychedelic carpets

I've never seen the Three Cabeleros and I've never even heard of Saludos Amigos.

http://www.toonopedia.com/panchito.jpg

Panchito's full name is Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero González.

wow

http://daniellathompson.com/Photos/People/zecarioca.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_RluhFbN8A
^^^ the dance in the first 35 seconds is :D

the three caballeros

God I <3 the Three Caballeros. We watched it every day in elementary school to celebrate FELIZ NAVIDAD. It's spicy!

I only know 3 Caballeros from the clipz on Sing-Along Songs tapes which puts it in the same category as The Aristocats, Ichabod and Mr. Toad, and uh Song of the South of Disney forbidden fruit I searched for at every video store and made up plots for around the one musical number I'd seen

I voted for Lilo & Stitch. My favorite older one is 101 Dalmatians, mainly for CRUELLA DE VIL.

it might've actually been an alfred lord sotosyn homage,

I WOULD NEVER USE "BREEZILY" IN A SENTENCE AND YOU KNOW IT

I'm gonna practice singing the intro to "The Circle of Life" for the next time I get drunk

I like Disney World more than Disney films, but I choose Alice in Wonderland because seeing the March Hare, the Mad Hatter, and Cheshire Cat walking around the Magic Kingdom at 12:30 in August wil cause me to trip balls.

YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY?!?!

oh alfred, you're far more likely to run into the white rabbit before you see any of those bros. i have this tremendous picture of me on the teacup ride, somewhere. i basically sought out the alice in wonderland characters and only found the white rabbit and was quite saddened by this, tho was cheered by the fact that chip and dale followed me and my companion around ALL DAY harassing my date--literally, they were attacking him and physically molesting him.

that has v little to do with the thread at hand, but just fyi, watch out for chip and dale.

now I'm afraid to go to Disney World for fear of Chip n Dale yiffage

you went on a date to Disneyland

i basically sought out the alice in wonderland characters

You provoked it, STALKER

http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg04052005/specter1.jpg

disneyworld, you ass

yeah hunchback is sorta classic despite being a hot mess, i remember my parents were heckling it bc of happy ending and demi moore but i had a bunch of crude tracings of the gypsy jester guy in my shitty drawing notebook that summer

I had a crush on him, too.

That religious rapeanger song shit is blood money diamonds gr8080. The rest of the movie doesn't really live up to it.

Holy crap Benji is TEARING SHIT UP on "So You Think You Can Dance," gotta go

Yeah, I remember when I was watching Hunchback, and that priest scene came, and I was like holy shit, am I still watching a Disney film?! But most of the movie was pretty uneven, and I never understood why, if the theme of the movie was that apperances don't matter, did Esmeralda choose the handsome prince anyway, and the Hunchback was left without any cookie? Either make it a tragedy like the original, or make him get the girl, but the ending we got was pretty half-assed.

no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

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I WANT A PRINT OF THIS SO BAD!!!

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Elliot really was the cutest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Woo4oBWDA

Pinocchio was robbed.

Pete's Dragon deepened my fear of hillbillies.

http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/8736/10038470_1.jpg

AVOID AVOID AVOID

lol @ these results btw

Pete's Dragon is a bizarre, dark Disney whatthehellwereyouthinking movie. And yet I kinda like it.

I was obsessed with Pete's Dragon as a kid. My favorite stuffed animal was a little Elliot pillow. I haven't seen it in years. The traveling magician (I think?) was way creepy and mickey rooney was such a drunk!

And Shelley Winters as an abusive adoptive mom, and leering hillbillies, and Helen Reddy pining for her true love lost at sea.

Yeah, it was pretty bizarre. I was a weird kid though.

I do a mean Elliot impression btw.

Ha! My 3 year old was into it for awhile, but he started getting scared toward the end so I've put it away for a few years.

I had the read-along record so I'm intimately familiar with this one.

The movie has fewer turn-the-page BEEPS.

two of Disney's most racist movies in the #2 spot

I dunno, the Jungle Book doesn't strike me as so bad...?

Wld rank Lady & the Tramp or Peter Pan ahead of it.

that sounds about right

http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/a/af/Junglebook329.jpg

Don't get me wrong, that ape is the WORST.

Ape is based on Louis Prima, a white guy

I don't get what specifically about King Louie codes as "black", it's not nearly as straightforward as the crows in Dumbo or the cats in Lady & the Tramp. Louis basically plays himself - a goofy jazz singer. His overriding goal is to get the secret of fire from Mowgli (who is also, incidentally, not white). The argument that a white guy acting (arguably) like a black guy while expressing a desire to be more like another non-white character is RACIST seems pretty convoluted to me.

shakey OTM.

haha i'd forgotten the cats in 'lady and the tramp,' i assumed abbs was referring to the stereotyped italian chefs!

haha!

"where we finding baby there are milk nearby"

The whole Pleasure Island sequence was one of the most frightening experiences I ever had in a theater.

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10x scarier than anything Gerald Scarfe ever did.