mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i am so sick of homework. and i think i'm getting sick now. ugh.

A classic middle-school tale.

i am having a really bad day. why is it not acceptable to curl up under one's desk and hide?

xpost, wow, FL trips over nothing.

Tza, who says you can't curl up under yr desk?

One of the student editors left a 12-pack of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale on my chair. Sweet!

So probably gonna happen?:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/26/business/media/26musicsub600.jpg

I like how they have neatly arranged themselves from most attractive to least attractive in this photo.

srsly, look at the white guy's face. His forehead is twice as long as it should be. DISTURBING

tyra banks says supermodels must have unusually large foreheads

and we all know tyra banks knows everything, right?

omg i was investigating a list of potential photographers for something at work and one of them was the one that did her 'natural/glam' shoot that she made them all do!

tyra banks says supermodels must have unusually large foreheads

because?

because it makes them beautiful therefore supermodels?

I think she's just trying to make her forehead seem cool. And Iman's. And Rosie Perez's.

look its 5 fingers or you can forget yr modelling career, okay?

i sadly have a 4 finger forehead

More importantly, how many fingers is your NOSE?

ugh if i got a nose job id be ADDING cartilage.

plastic surgeon list so far:

add one finger of forehead.
add moderate amount of nose cartilage

My nose and forehead suit me fine. I've never before considered surgery but as I grow nearer to forty (not there yet but I can see it on the horizon now) I'm starting to think a breast lift might not be so bad. They're nice but just, you know, a little more perky? j/k

Okay this half-day is sucking. I hate CSS-sleuthing. My damn student workers have too many school-obligations to work enough hours to be actually useful. I'm a strategist, not a tactician!

her theory was that you should have 1 really weird feature to make you beautifully 'unique' and not just 'a pretty face'. i think my forehead is like 3.5 ;_;

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=65950

not allowed!
xpost

lxy it was gr8 to see you last nite!!

xpost, What is that link supposed to be?

I would seriously never do surgery. No hate for those who do but I would feel so guilty about spending money like that and phear unnecessary knifing. I don't know what my one weird feature is. Face a bit fat? Imperfect teeth? Those seem rather common, though.

it was supposed to be for the TO DO or NOT TO DO thread where i remind myself never get plastic surgery. are you not on 77?

Ahh, no. I think I had a login but only went on once. Ilx is bad enough.

try now.

(it is ilx)

Secret Ilx. Distinctions don't matter with Site New Answers though. Should have a NOT thread for 2009. No jet packs or robot butlers.

lol robot butlers are scary!

http://www.danacentre.org.uk/images/events/lead/robot_butler.jpg

He looks far too eager to please.

I'm listening to St. Elsewhere. Forgot what a good album it is.

Okay, the hyper coffee-high has worn off. I usually don't drink coffee in the morning. Somber work mood has taken me over. Which is good. The site we put up yesterday has many small imperfections which drives me crazy. Nothing worse than putting up a site which other developers can find fault in.

Worth watching past the Roomba, well, for a day like today anyway

oh man id totally get surgery if i could afford it. its like youre creating yourself! my within financial reach desires: juverderm and eyelash extensions.

the one i think i will seriously consider in 10-20 yrs is my neck: the women on my mum's side of the family all have turkey neck and i am just not about to roll like that.

Of all my bad features, I loathe my chin the most. ugh. But surgery might be a bridge to far for me. Because I'm cheap and I fear pain.

oh but the painkillers!

dear sinus congestIon,
pls to not be ruining thanksgiving.
kthxbye,
tza

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ITR!!!

And get better tza!

thanks, sara! hope yours rocks!

i am concerned that unclear head is going to interfere with booze time. not ok.

I am also under the thumb of sinus congestion, luckily we are doing thanksgiving tomorrow.

Yay Thanksgiving rah and all. May all sick people be well! (Good friend Stripey is kinda sick today so that's going to put a pall on the get-together a bunch of us are having.)

banned

I do not approve of all this people being sick thing, and must insist that everyone self-medicate tonight with hot toddies. Boozy ones.

Happy thanksgiving you foolish mortals

continuing my regular reporting of great stuff i have enjoyed, the movie The Signal was stunningly and shockingly good, 28 Days Later via David Lynch, including totally out of the blue humor and way more creepy dread than jump out at you scares. One of the best Netflixed movies I've seen this year. Also The Ten was great in a "guys from the state attempt to make an American The Meaning Of Life and kind of sometimes succeed" sort of way.

Anyone have any messages they want to send a drunk Fluffy Bear? I will be seeing one tomorrow.

I will draft something!

I have finally arrived back home after a lovely lazy morning of dozing and brunch. Going to ignore responsibilities today I think bc I don't want to ruin this feeling!

for those who envy my chipper general vibe, if it helps i am at work today ;_;

haha

ps DC is still awesome