Defend the Indefensible: "Reality Bites"

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if you grew up in houston it's OK to watch with the volume all the way down and good music on the stereo... sometimes you see places in houston you recognize.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Ethan Hawke isn't the only person in SFW.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), April 6th, 2004.

Cyanide isn't the only ingredient in that rat poison.
-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 6th, 2004.

I am CRYING.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 08:31 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Hey this is on TV right now!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 March 2006 07:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm frightened.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 March 2006 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I finally watched SFW last night. I didn't even make it all the way through. God, what a steaming turd of a film. I couldn't stand it!

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 4 June 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

a couple of years ago a friend of mine invited me to a party he was going to. he picked me up and we drove to a house in Silver Lake. We walked around back and into the back yard. There was a porch that required us to climb up some steps, to where we saw a handful of smokers outside chattering away. We reached the steps and we heard a guy say, "Coffee and smokes, man, that's all I need." A girl replied, "Reality Bites, right?" He replied, "Yes!" She said, "AWEsome..." Another guy chimed in, "Fuckin' great movie, dude." And all three said, "Yeah, seriously."

My friend and I looked at one another, shrugged, and turned around and left.

Ha, it's just like that Volkswagen Pink Moon commercial.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 4 June 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

A-plus shinola

James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Can't wait for the 90s Revival...not!!

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 5 January 2008 07:56 (sixteen years ago) link

was winona ryder in even one good movie after "heathers"?

J.D., Saturday, 5 January 2008 08:10 (sixteen years ago) link

i have never seen this and never intend to.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2008 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I was getting ready to defend post-"Heathers" Winona but Alien: Resurrection really is the only good movie she's done since then. (Night On Earth is okayish, I haven't seen Mermaids and don't care about Edward Scissorhands either way.)

milo z, Saturday, 5 January 2008 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link

was winona ryder in even one good movie after "heathers"?

I'll stand up for A Scanner Darkly

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 January 2008 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I was about to say Night on Earth, but her segment is the least entertaining in the whole film.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 5 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i haven't seen Reality Bites, but it's got to be a better "LOL 90'S" movie than Empire Records

latebloomer, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link

empire records didn't take itself nearly so seriously, did it?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i dunno i just remembering hating hating hating hating it and all the stupid people who liked it. also, the soundtrack.

latebloomer, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link

i pretty much loved most of the 90s gen-x films, no matter how crap they were.

Rubyredd, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link

was clueless a gen-x film or were the characters too young?

get bent, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:40 (sixteen years ago) link

too young and not at all gen-x anyway! like as if.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago) link

prescient "gen-y" (ugh) film?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"film"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:59 (sixteen years ago) link

ehhh... it's just a really good teen movie.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 5 January 2008 11:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm just thinking the ubiquity of cell phones (a rarer thing among teens in the mid-90s, but all over this flick) and the reliance on constant contact.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2008 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link

is that a gen-y thing?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 5 January 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago) link

purely antecdotal, but every coworker/extended family member/sibling of mine that's under the age of 19 prefers texting to calling and always has a phone in their hands.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Why did I dig up this thread last night? Oh yeah, the Heidegger thread.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Defense: this movie remains a glimpse into the alternate reality where Janeane Garofalo has a steady sarcastic-friend gig in romantic comedies, and that would be a good reality.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 5 January 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

was winona ryder in even one good movie after "heathers"?

MR. DEEDS

J, Saturday, 5 January 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

(alright, I'm joking!)

J, Saturday, 5 January 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Uncool, but Little Women.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 5 January 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

You know it occurs to me after reading this thread that there is actually one good scene in this movie--the dialogue-free montage scene where Ryder runs around paying for for other people's fillups on her gas card in exchange for cash. It's about a minute long, I think.

J, Saturday, 5 January 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Defense: this movie remains a glimpse into the alternate reality where Janeane Garofalo has a steady sarcastic-friend gig in romantic comedies, and that would be a good reality.

-- Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, January 5, 2008 3:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 5 January 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Also, lol at sean for the movie was like the visual equivalent of Jeff Gomez' Our Noise

Only the RONG Survive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh man: "ambitious showbiz brat who would end up giving the world banal blockbusters like Zoolander and Tropic Thunder". this is some nplusone^2 level missing-the-point.

s.clover, Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

which i suppose is n^2 + 2n + 1

s.clover, Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link


Jelle_1979 3 weeks ago
Say what you will, Reality Bites had a terrific soundtrack with Lisa Loeb and her breakthru hit 'Stay', Crowded House, U2, The Knack, World Party, Squeeze, The Posies, Dinosaur Jr, Lenny Kravitz and Big Mountain with their version of 'Baby I love your way'.

lol i dont remember the sndtrk but that sounds like torture

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 12 February 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

That jerk left out the real highlight which was clearly Ethan Hawke doing "Add it Up" or his original effort "I'm Nothing". lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=socgqxp0Uxs&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbO1qC7EsVI

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

loooooool "i'm nothing"

"i aint' no republicrat i ain't no democan i ain't nothin' in between" iirc

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yep. There was a time when I knew all the words. So shameful.

Hey, that's my bike!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

omg HS was the next line - I'm the ultra modern version the American dreeeam . . . ? WHY DO I STILL REMEMBER THAT?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

i was just thinking, why do i remember nearly everything about this dumb movie?

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

i think that was the next line!

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

the lesson i learned from this movie is you can say anything you want to a girl and she'll forgive you if a relative of yours dies.

omar little, Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

lol

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Have a 'tude, wiener dude.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

the lesson i learned from this movie is you can say anything you want to a girl and she'll forgive you if a relative of yours dies.

― omar little, Sunday, February 12, 2012 4:39 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is the one thing i still think is sort of interesting about this movie, like ben stiller directed it and created this over-the-top asshole ethan hawke character and cast himself as the non-asshole and then had the girl get with the asshole at the end in a genuinely happy-ending way...i don't know what that's about really, but it *makes me think* for some reason.

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

I like to hope he stopped being an asshole after that? Like when he shows back at her place after his dad died and says he has some kind of revelation or whatever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't seen it in a long time though so I might feel differently if I watched it now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

Really wish Leilana or whatever Winona Ryder's character's called had come home from an awesome date with Stiller and found Steve Zahn curled up with a distracted, scowling Hawke.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 February 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link


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