bar bands of the 1970s: a picture thread

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Actually, i think "Shucks... It's Country Music!" may be the greatest band name ever!

Lee626, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Bob's Yer Uncle" might be the most frightening

Darin, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

ninja! i think that's what i would've called my band if i had started a band when I was 7.

tylerw, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

"Bob's Yer Uncle" looked a lot creepier before Sook Yin-Lee joined the band.

a confident, off-duty spy (staggerlee), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

At least 3 of the dudes in Sparkle look like McPoyles.

Amazing thread.

Up the voltage. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 November 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

L-R:
Mr. Richardson - the trendy liberal English teacher,
Flashbastard - the school bully,
Mr. Werther - the dodgy ex-con school caretaker,
Donny - head of the 6th form, popular with the ladies,
Timpkins - currently digging a secret tunnel into the school tuck shop,
Mr. Thompson - jaded Physics teacher who hates kids and wishes that he'd kept playing keyboards in that band instead.

― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 4:15 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

This is the hardest I have ever laughed on ILM.

Some random thoughts:

*Boy, MTV really DID ruin it for all the 'not at all attractive' dudes in bands, huh?

*A lot of these delusional creeps have wives. Imagine having to be "supportive" of Lenny and his friends rehearsing for the next Kartoon gig at Scabby's on Wednesday night.

*Pretty much every woman pictured in this thread gave me a chubbie.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pnwbands.com/pipedream.jpg
Dope Dream? Look at the keyboardist's eyes!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Pepe Dream

andrew m., Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

This thread is my favorite thing

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Whatever they're trying to imply in that photo, I'm not believing it!

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.partycovemarina.com/GD/Reason_3.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty sure that name should have been plural.

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.partycovemarina.com/GD/Seadawg_1971_001.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ws girl in the reason

lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

2nd from left in Seadawg appears to be carrying multiple nightsticks in his belt

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahoy for Seadawg & belted sweater-tunics.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i like the roman numerals on the stage wedges

lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.reunionband.com/images/Pixhist/waldoer.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.dirk-van.com/images/bio/87230022.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://rocknrobert.com/images/JadeAndersonBandPromo.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

AUTOGRAPHED!!

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

it's funny even if the autographs weren't there you'd totally know which dude was named "jade"

lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

whoever that black band is they basically look like Funkadelic

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Quite a fetching open-front blouse that young lad is wearing.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I'm in love with the dead-straight glossy hair with bangs look. Like Bruce Dickinson in his first Iron Maiden years. Dudes should be in shampoo commmercials.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.tc5goodvibrations.ca/images/basement.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

wow it looks like they were hanging out in the garage and someone handed them guitars to hold.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pnwbands.com/MessengerTVStudio.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ looks a little 1980 TBH

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

this feels authentically late 70s

http://pnwbands.com/Messenger-Promo-Photo.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.710.com/reload/hunger.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thepatmurphyband.com/gritz%20promo%20photo.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Hunger: A+ facial hair imo

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link


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