Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

They both suck.

Dave's musicians can play--certainly...better than many...but so what? The music they play sounds like ass.

They have instruments--certainly they do...millions of dollars from preteen vagina, stupid-ass fratboy, and gay-ass 30-something bankers middle-management posers, insures they better be able to buy some damn-fine instruments.

Giant billboard of this on the way into work today...

At least it wasn't:
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~bbussa1/nickbuzz.jpg

this threads devolving before our very eyes!
it's like reverse-darwinism at work.

DMB epitomize why i hate going to concerts. people like 'nick n' buzz'.

i wonder if they know they're photo's being so prolifically used in anti-DMB ways?

i think i should institute a new rule when i go to other people's places, whereby i relieve them of DMB as a gesture of 'hello, i'm here to help and by removing this blight you may live a fuller, more active DMB-free life'. i'm sure some "thank you" baskets and cards would trickle in...

in the end, to me, he's just fucking boring.

(BTW, what is the Dave Matthews Band?)

American Baby, the new single. It sounds like dave ate Sting's Tantric semen and shat out "King of Pain"

It doesnt matter, it will still sell like mad, i guess. that and the new coldplay.

Wow, American baby, when I first heard that I didn't even realize it was Dave matthews band. I actually thought it was some lesser known-perhaps "indie" group..but wasn't exactly sure, because it had just enough cheesy sound to it to warrent something corporate and popular.

Then I heard the radio announcer, "And that was Dave Matthews"...I was like.......whaaaatttt????? Has this guy completely lost his identity? It sounds like lots of other shit on the radio meant to be overplayed into the ground. (not like he ever wasn't like that...but what's this now--is he trying to sound more indie? Fuck you, you're doing a bad job.

The song is complete horseshit. Meant to be eaten up by all the loosers we have talked about throughout this thread.

Kinda like http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000K29L.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Also, when has "thoroughly good-natured" ever been a positive statement about an album? Sounds kind of like "My friend has a great personality" to me. So I guess you're saying the newest DMB album is big-boned, or suffers from a glandular problem?

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

A hint for you who like to monitor this lame piece of shit thread but can't stand to wait for it to load anymore ... RSS Feed

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 2nd, 2005.

yes, but do you really want to see the baby it births?

:D

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Suspended Florida State quarterback Wyatt Sexton was doused by pepper spray and taken to a hospital by police after he was found laying in the street and identifying himself as God.

Sexton was hospitalized Monday night. A school official said Tuesday he was still under medical care at an undisclosed location. Sexton had not been charged with any crime.

Florida State assistant athletic director Rob Wilson said Sexton was suspended from the team two weeks ago because of a previously undisclosed violation of team rules. He declined to elaborate, and said this incident appeared to be unrelated.

Sexton, 20, is the son of Florida State's assistant head coach and running backs coach, Billy Sexton. Wilson said neither head coach Bobby Bowden nor Sexton's father would comment.

Sexton, who will be a junior in the fall, took over the starting job for the Seminoles at midseason last year. He was expected to compete for the spot this year with Drew Weatherford and Xavier Lee, who were redshirted as freshmen last year.

An incident report by Tallahassee police officer Zachary Lyne said he was called to a residential neighborhood about reports of a man doing push-ups in the street and jumping on a car.

Lyne said he found Sexton in the middle of the road wearing only a wet pair of shorts. The officer asked Sexton several times to identify himself, and eventually he said he was God.

Sexton later got on his hands and knees, yelled obscenities at the officer and stared at him. He was doused with pepper spray and handcuffed, and identified himself as Sexton.

Police said Sexton ``appeared to be under the influence of some unknown narcotic or alcohol.'' Hospital officials said they didn't have any information on him.

Once at the hospital, Sexton continued to say he was God and that he didn't know why he was in the hospital, Lyne wrote.

Police said Sexton's roommates told them he had been at a Dave Matthews Band concert in Tennessee with them earlier Monday. They said he had been stressed out over trying to win the starting quarterback job.

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/music/Dave+Matthews+Band

and

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/music/Dave+Matthews

Any guesses to what else they listen to?