Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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would the site ADMin please take those fucking pictures down? THe nick and buzz ones? THey are fucking retarded...who are those faggots anyway? Nick and buzz? Ram each other hard up every hole in the presence of matthews. Nick, you are a fat fuck...lose weight you gay ass-loser.

― jamrod, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Rick, is it true the PPD totally beat the tar out of that guy who shot a cop to the point where he was unrecognizable in his court appearance.

xpost

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Ummm, I'm at work and thus not in a good position to comment on that.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

noted!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.projo.com/z/04/19/225_police_shooting.jpg
Esteban Carpio, his upper face battered and his lower face shielded by a plastic mask that Corrections Department spokesman said he was wearing to prevent him from spitting, appears yesterday in District Court, Providence.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

For a (reportedly) bisexual man, Dave sure knows a lot about pussy eatin'.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

what does esteban carpio have to do with dave matthews?

― jackp, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO. MANY. NOTES.

― Mike M, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

what does esteban carpio have to do with dave matthews?

They both suck.

― Francisco Monar (fmonar), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

haha yes they do...

Dave's musicians can play--certainly...better than many...but so what? The music they play sounds like ass.

They have instruments--certainly they do...millions of dollars from preteen vagina, stupid-ass fratboy, and gay-ass 30-something bankers middle-management posers, insures they better be able to buy some damn-fine instruments.

― boards of canada, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

On what planet does listening to DMB's fey acoustic noodlings and Kenny G sax solos make one somehow more masculine?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenny G. is a flagrant gay pair of meat curtains. (vaginal lips)

― boards of canada, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

So
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/d/Dave_Matthews_Band/sq-promo-color-stern-rca.jpg

Giant billboard of this on the way into work today...

At least it wasn't:
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~bbussa1/nickbuzz.jpg

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 21 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I would think that the fat guy was "Buzz" and the guy making "I wish I had a dick to suck" gestures was Nick. But apparently by the labeling, that is not the case.

― driede mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 21 April 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG, dude, I knew there was something up with that white baseball-capped homo! Man, he really looks like he wants to suck a dick. Does anyone know if this guy sucks cock for a living?

― joefubbs, Friday, 22 April 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

woah...

this threads devolving before our very eyes!
it's like reverse-darwinism at work.

DMB epitomize why i hate going to concerts. people like 'nick n' buzz'.

i wonder if they know they're photo's being so prolifically used in anti-DMB ways?

i think i should institute a new rule when i go to other people's places, whereby i relieve them of DMB as a gesture of 'hello, i'm here to help and by removing this blight you may live a fuller, more active DMB-free life'. i'm sure some "thank you" baskets and cards would trickle in...

― eedd, Saturday, 23 April 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck dave matthews. his songs are so boring and annoying and make me want to take a shit in his mouth. i giggle at the people, no - morons that are so insistent on thinking that “DAVE OMG HE’S A MUSICAL GENIUS/GOD AND HIS LYRICS ARE SOOOOOOOOO DEEP AND MAKE YOU THINK SO STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and YES i HAVE listened to most of his cds. i can’t believe i wasted any time on them. the dave matthews band fucking SUCKS. of course, this is just my opinion! :wink:

in the end, to me, he's just fucking boring.

― leen the dave hater, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I love the hataz!!!!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Time to put this thread out of its/our misery. When anti-DMB Googlers start posting, it's time to ... BLAM!

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

HEY WHERE DID THE PICTURES OF THOSE TWO FAGGOTS GO? DID SOMEONE TAKE THEM DOWN? fUCK. I WANTED TO SAVE IT TO MY DESKTOP AND MODIFY IT IN PHOTSHOP TO PUT A COCK IN THAT GUY NICK'S HAND. HEY PICTURE ASSHOLES--PUT THE PHOTOS BACK UP SO I CAN DO OBSCENE THINGS TO THEM.
NICK AND BUZZ YOU GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST LOSERS ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. I WANT TO PUT YOUR BALLSACKS ON A CHOPPING BLOCK AND BANG THEM WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER. I WANT TO SQUIRT GASOLINE UP YOUR ASSHOLES AND LIGHT A MATCH. THEN I WANT TO PUT BALLONS AROUND YOUR HEADS FILLED WITH FART GAS, SO YOU BREATH IT UNTIL PASSING OUT. THEN I WILL USE YOUR FACE AS A TOILET--SHIT AFTER SHIT WILL FALL ON YOUR FACE. YOU WILL BE ALIVE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE EXCREMENT ALL OVER YOU. I WANT TO DO ALL THIS WHILE PLAYING DAVE MATTHEWS MUSIC, SO THAT LATER WHEN YOU CLEAN YOURSELVES OFF AND LISTEN TO IT AGAIN YOU WILL FOREVER ASSOCIATE IT WITH EXCREMENT AND BURNING ASSES. I HOPE YOU TWO SOIL YOURSELVES EVERY TIME YOU LISTEN TO DAVE.

― DAVESUCKS, Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

method man to thread

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 1 May 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I find it funny that as soon as some of us start talking about nick and buzz being gay, or more, nick having a cock in his mouth, the user who posted it took it down. Obviously he is not secure in his sexuality. Obviously he's probably a little homo-phobic. Obviously he, and both those guys are the most ignorant, hopeless, cunt rags on the planet.

― Kfefe, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Look again at the "Nick and Buzz" photo above, notice that "Buzz" has his arm around "Nick" and you can't see where "Buzz" has his other hand. They are mutually pleasuring each other. Hence the expression on the face of "Nick"; Also, "Buzz" has saliva all over his chin (oh, god, please let it only be saliva) so ask yourself, what were they doing right before the picture was taken?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I just wanted to to get a piece of this so when they have the Threadies lifetime achievement award I can get in the group photo and throw some horns at the camera.

(BTW, what is the Dave Matthews Band?)

― Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

as much fun as disscussing the homoerotic fraternity photo above is, i actually have a new reason why DMB sucks:

American Baby, the new single. It sounds like dave ate Sting's Tantric semen and shat out "King of Pain"

It doesnt matter, it will still sell like mad, i guess. that and the new coldplay.

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, agreed, lets get back on topic--enough about nick and buzz and their illicit buttsex/cocksmoking...

Wow, American baby, when I first heard that I didn't even realize it was Dave matthews band. I actually thought it was some lesser known-perhaps "indie" group..but wasn't exactly sure, because it had just enough cheesy sound to it to warrent something corporate and popular.

Then I heard the radio announcer, "And that was Dave Matthews"...I was like.......whaaaatttt????? Has this guy completely lost his identity? It sounds like lots of other shit on the radio meant to be overplayed into the ground. (not like he ever wasn't like that...but what's this now--is he trying to sound more indie? Fuck you, you're doing a bad job.

The song is complete horseshit. Meant to be eaten up by all the loosers we have talked about throughout this thread.

― Kfefe, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe Dave read this thread and is now trying to win over the ILM set.

Kinda like http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000K29L.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:11 (eighteen years ago) link

where are nick and buzz?

― lapetomine, Monday, 9 May 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

If the thoroughly good-natured Stand Up proves anything, it's that Dave Matthews Band has learned to temper its considerable chops with enough restraint and pop smarts that it no longer seems possible for even the most ardent punks to hate the group.

― christian right, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Nope. Hate is still possible. And I'm not even all that ardent...

Also, when has "thoroughly good-natured" ever been a positive statement about an album? Sounds kind of like "My friend has a great personality" to me. So I guess you're saying the newest DMB album is big-boned, or suffers from a glandular problem?

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 12 May 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

The All Music Guide Review Of The New Dave Matthews Band Album

― Nick & Buzz, Sunday, 15 May 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Obviously Ned Raggett should have done the review instead of Stephen Thomas Erlewine.

― Nick & Buzz, Sunday, 15 May 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

A hint for you who like to monitor this lame piece of shit thread but can't stand to wait for it to load anymore ... RSS Feed

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Sunday, 15 May 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

or "display only last 50 replies"

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Sunday, 15 May 2005 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cannot wait for tour. It's when I come alive.

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The rest of the time you're undead?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 June 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah.

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Matthews Comes Alive!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

indeed. ;-)

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I have this strange desire to go to a show. It must be an experience pregnant with anthropological meaning.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I have 4th row for Marysville, August 16th.. I'm screening for a good date...

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

So far I have successfully resisted making a god-awful "cums dead" joke.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been meaning to contribute to this thread for ages. At one time I owned "Under the Table and Dreaming."

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I have this strange desire to go to a show. It must be an experience pregnant with anthropological meaning.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 2nd, 2005.

yes, but do you really want to see the baby it births?

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.branchfloridians.org/images/grimace.gif

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

good job, mang.

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, I think that picture made me strain an abdominal muscle.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha Ian OTM \m/

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah you RULE!

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

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