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"What is, cliche'd ways to make 'michael moore is fat lol' into a punchline?"

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, there's a lot of idea lifting going on, viz. Doonesbury-style floating helmet Patton upthread

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Thought that was Doonesbury at first!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

nice sombrero.

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 17 May 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

RE Patton - 3,500 casualties:

Wow. Complete lack of soul and character. So there is no shame in *only* 3,500 dead American troups? Should 9/11 victims be mourned considering there were *only* 3,000?

CONCEPT: Dead Americans are dead Americans. War = bad, peace = good.
The end.

valoss, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Controversial but he told the truth!

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn070521.jpg

new day, same joke.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn070520.jpg

This one's kinda unsettling.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/5754_thumb.jpg

A month later, we still need to get in a violent rapper thing, just cuz the previous 10 strips using the exact same joke apparently weren't good enough.

kingfish, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

all it needs is a reference to industry rule number 4,080

deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Because the Army (or any corporation really) doesn't specifically market to minorities yet!

dan selzer, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Both the characters in the "marketing to minorities" cartoon seem pretty happy about the situation, even the white dude. Which odd, because obviously the cartoonist's point is "OMG WTF CAN YOU IMAGINE LOL!?!?"

n/a, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine companies marketing to all potential customers instead of just white people!

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the two protagonists of that one are obv supposed to be brainwashed members of the PC liberal elite

Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait, isn't Gore a fairly religious person?

Eppy, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

he's doing his xenophobe movement no favors by implying that the worst that could happen is an increase in 'ethnic' (non-white) names in advertising

deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean it's like showing the Pope wearing his Pope clothes and saying "NO ABORTIONS" as if that's a gotcha. Religious guy acts in religious way, film at 11.

Eppy, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

right now somebody who works for Bud or their advertising company is looking at that cartoon going "Jose Sixpack....hmmmm."

dan selzer, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, guy in "Guns and Killers" is clearly just going to take his vengence via long black coats and techno music playing from a boombox and setting cars on fire.

Eppy, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

The thing about the advert one is that it reminds me of something Nabisco wrote awhile back, that it's finally begin to sink in to some of these guys that acknowledging more than just white anglo-saxon judeo-christian folks is going to become more prevalent, and so the previously assumed commonality/universality of the WASP/C/J experience ain't so universal any more.

And it scares the shit out of them.

kingfish, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

and of course the same dudes who refuse to acknowledge that minorities could ever have any legitimate resentment towards an overwhelming majority white anglo christian culture are freaking the fuck out about the 'death of the west' whenever a tv show has a muslim character or mcdonalds introduces a new breakfast burrito

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link

haha have you received emails about the breakfast burrito??

deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, the thing about the Al Gore as priest is that these guys have been constantly referring to climate science in terms of religious dogma over the last coupla years, i.e. fully adopting the postmodern attack that there's no objective science, that all folks who talking about climate chance are mere blind followers to the high priests of global warming and you can't say empirically prove any of the shit, and the volumes of empiric evidence collected so far are but smoke & mirrors by communists and fanatics.

xp: exactly

kingfish, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

all the non-cartoon posts here sound like sour grapes

Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

no, we're talking about burritos, not grapes. Grapes do not taste good with salsa.

kingfish, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

and now, a new week begins with this bit of trife fandom:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN052207.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0522cd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/amnestyhiding.jpg

One of the things that constantly amuses me about these people is vehement authoritarism bit; blindly following authority and feeling completely righteous in virulently attacking anyone who would dare do anything short of immediate submission. Until the point that the authority figure doesn't do shit as crazy as the followers want them to, then that authority immediately is targeted and cast aside.

The movement then searches for another authoritarian leader, and from dubya we go to romney, giuliani, etc.

kingfish, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

hmm. that last comment is meant for this one:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/052007.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Is Day by Day's art actually getting worse or is the guy from Gaggle doing guest strips this week? Man oh MAN.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

haha I THOUGHT THAT WAS GAGGLE

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

The ethanolic one is interesting. I largely agree... ethanol is replacing one addiction for another. It's an "alternative" energy source that will result in more crazy subsidies, less farmers, more corporate hoonja-doonja, etc. Just give us electric cars, already.

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Except of course the point of that strip is likely that we should still with gasoline.

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

STICK with etc

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

where's your electricity coming from?

Ed, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

hopefully from also investing in cleaner power sources. Maybe even nuclear, but that's kind of a can open, worms everywhere argument.

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

ethanol is stupid, a sop to Big Agriculture that pays lip service to environmentalism, and a hugely irresponsible use of arable land (sorry starving people of the world, we gotta drive!)

river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

otm, we're already slathering corn junkies

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Gaggle is even more minimalist than DaybyDay:

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-21.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-18.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-14.png

Non-corn ethanol actually works tho, if you went for a soy/hemp-based fuel, which probably aint happening anytime soon

kingfish, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

and a hugely irresponsible use of arable land

which must be fertilized with petroleum products. The whole thing is a smokescreen.

kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

libertarians are right about agricultural welfare...every time i see some 'neck in the parking lot with a f-350 dually that he uses to drive to and from school, i'm like "wait a minute, i paid for that!" and get a little irritated.

xp well, soy based fuel wouldn't help all that much, since a decent chunk of the world's soy comes from deforested areas in Brazil. i mean, growing fuel sounds like a really great idea, but it requires a huge input of energy, perpetuates our addiction to automobiles, encourages monocultural agriculture (already a problem in america), and means that we're using arable land to fill our gas tanks instead of putting food in mouths. recycled biodiesel is A+, but yeah, i'd rather see the money and effort and hype around ethanol being put into electric cars or more fuel-efficient regular cars

river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

we should have an agriculture thread

river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

For today, we have a rash of immigration ones:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Shelton_C20070521.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070522.jpg

Oh, the presidential seal in spanish! a margarita! such toons are so wealthy in semiotics!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/5756_thumb.jpg

And then your standard run-of-the-mill fanboy "you can't talk bad about our hero!" bullshit:

Yup, criticisms from a former President so immediately irrelevant they guys can't help tripping over each other in crying how irrelevant he is. I'm waiting for the inevitable "carter/moore/time magazine" mash-up.

Hmm: this one's kinda interesting, i hadn't thought about it this way:

kingfish, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-22.png

And then your standard run-of-the-mill fanboy "you can't talk bad about our hero!" bullshit:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv052207a.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0521j.jpg

Yup, criticisms from a former President so immediately irrelevant they guys can't help tripping over each other in crying how irrelevant he is. I'm waiting for the inevitable "carter/moore/time magazine" mash-up.

Hmm: this one's kinda interesting, i hadn't thought about it this way:

kingfish, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb070522.jpg

Yup, criticisms from a former President so immediately irrelevant they guys can't help tripping over each other in crying how irrelevant he is. I'm waiting for the inevitable "carter/moore/time magazine" mash-up.

Hmm: this one's kinda interesting, i hadn't thought about it this way:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0521wj.jpg

kingfish, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

weird. How did you do that?

kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

HOW MANY THINGS HAVE YOU NOT THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WAY TODAY???

kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I think the latest code revision only lets me post 3 images, and strips out all the rest of the image code from the post.

I was referring to the Sarkozy one.

kingfish, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lol Jimmy Carter is literally a sack of shit for criticizing the President! He is surrounded by flies! He's the worst person in the world that has a Nobel Peace Prize!

kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link


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