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my car told me it was 33F while i was driving to work today. im sure thats nothing for hastings but for we southerners its ZOMFG

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I've had to step away slowly from the phone line because I'm trying to get something replaced from a retailer when the manufacturer has just gone into receivership, and 30 minutes worth of hold music later, am breathing fire.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Friday, 21 November 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly apt. situation makes my freeeezing office feel warm!!

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I had to go to Urban Outfitters just now and by some socks. My feet and legs were freezing.

Bella Swan Song (Susan), Friday, 21 November 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

urban outfitters have stores? (<-- LOL Arkansan)

i sat at my desk with a huge wool coat on all day

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

due to exgirlfriend circumstances outside of my control, i once ended up in an urban outfitters store in dublin.

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

she is also the reason that i ate terrible mexican food in dublin

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ew

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck dublin urban food ouitfitter gorlfriends

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

THAT'S WHAT GOT HIM INTO TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

he's justen man whose
circumstances
went beyond his control

mookieproof, Friday, 21 November 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

hey you know what is not actually spicy wonderful salsa? cold spaghetti sauce. YOURE WELCOME IRELAND

xpost haha this is why i like you people

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

btw everyone go find the Santogold Top Ranking CD and buy it because it is awesome

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

do you guys remember when someone tried to tell the denizens of ITR that you should only eat "ethnic" food in the country of its origin? it still kind of pisses me off.

also, hi y'all. haven't seen you in a while. or rather you haven't seen me.

lxy, Friday, 21 November 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

hi lxy <3

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

we here at the ITR would like you to know that we are throwing all our collective weight behind the pro-lxy movement.

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

aw! why did i ever leave?? xox <3<3<3

lxy, Friday, 21 November 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Yay lxy!

I have seen the Mexican food places in Dublin, and vommed.

urban outfitters have stores?

There is such a store not a hundred yards or so from where I live. Sadly.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 November 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah but you have long hair that flows with the breeze of a million dollar Orange County sunset, so im not suprised

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

leaving!!!!!!! GOODBYE LONGEST WEEK EVER!

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I GO DRINKING PLACE BAR TIME

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah btw for rubyredd:

http://www.kidrobot.com/prodimages/2067-default-l.jpg

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

oh heyyyyyyyyyy we have these already and are maybe getting the LIFE SIZE FULL COLOUR ONES (lol 'life size') if the US dollar gets stronger (they're made in japan, and currently with the way the yen is they'll cost about $650 plus shipping).

i hope you don't pray to jesus with that mouth (Rubyredd), Saturday, 22 November 2008 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!o_O!!!!!!!!!

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link

So cold. Do not understand upstairs neighbors' crazy sounding antics. Do they have heat but not us?

jordans-menendi (tehresa), Saturday, 22 November 2008 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link

woke up to snow and hangover and work. meh.

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

hi lxy!

remy bean, Sunday, 23 November 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

All the people who appear to work for Disney are wearing coats. I didn't realize that 60 degree weather required that. (?!) I have eaten way too much and walked a million miles and gone on lots of rides, which is all fun. What would be better? IF YOU WERE ALL HERE, DAMMIT.

I wish you all great Sat. nights, free from bad Mexican food and Urban Outfitters, ffs. (Wait, was this 4li again? Cuz there are better stories to tell about her.)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

(*feels happy about being snarky about person she's never even MET*)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

oh arkansas

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

So much to answer for

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

So glad I stopped by this thread tonight.

I think.

Sara R-C, Monday, 24 November 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm being annoyed by people who think themselves far more important than they are, am drowning in work and starving. Surely 10:30 is too early for lunch.

La Push It (Susan), Monday, 24 November 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

it appears as though my entire office has a hangover today.

jordans-menendi (tehresa), Monday, 24 November 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Um.

Yeah.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

car fixed for much less than expected, celebration required, so awesome

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

NOTE: car still a piece of shit

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

ew

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I dunno, John, that photo you sent looked pretty good:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/04/apocalyptic-car.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Ned, he hasn't driven that thing since 1990.

This is what John drives now: http://www.funk.co.nz/amu/images/ugly-car.jpg

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I get it all confused sometimes.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I love some of the more Onion-y things in 'real' news. Headline from the NY Times:

"Budgets Shrink, and Holiday Fares Follow Suit"

Accompanying photo:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/25/business/25fares600.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

this cheap car fix of course means that i can justify buying more art for my house. next up, the print of the month club from this guy: http://www.danmccarthy.org/news/00.news.html

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Monday, 24 November 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I like that John is always celebrating something

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Monday, 24 November 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

JON WILLIAMS IS ACROSS THE TABLE FROM ME

remy bean, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Is he well groomed?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

not really, but he admits to shaving today. he says his BO smells like soup from walking around drinking espresso.

remy bean, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

(he's partially right)

remy bean, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

remy i just posted to your tintin thread

it's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilariou (Rubyredd), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link


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