Bolt the door, Varg is loose!

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don't think your average joe even paid much attention at the time (outside of scandinavia, that is)

Charlie Howard, Monday, 6 August 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"who were the first churchburners? how much more destructive were they?"

Yes, but it's somewhat amusing that for all his glorification of chaos and destruction in the end he just complains that "the Christians did it before".

Marco Damiani, Monday, 6 August 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I think his philosophy is more of a "take the power back" one, not a "they did it first, so why not?" one. The dude is crazy, though. He believes aliens came to Earth and mated with Aryan women to produce a more perfect race!

And thanks, John, it had a similar effect on me when I watched the movie, that's why I started making them in the first place.

roxymuzak, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

The dude is crazy, though. He believes aliens came to Earth and mated with Aryan women to produce a more perfect race!

No crazier than your typical Bible story.

QuantumNoise, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

there's a kernel here or there that's really resonant

more than a kernel, in my opinion. Christianity should be wiped off the face of the planet.

QuantumNoise, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

wai u hate santa : (

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Here's true madness:

The Pope's Pears: The vaginal pear was used on woman who had sex with the Devil or his familiars. The rectal pear was used on passive male homosexuals and the oral pear was used on heretical preachers or lay persons found guilty of unorthodox practices. Inserted into the mouth, anus or vagina of the victim, the pear was expanded by use of the screw until the insides are ripped, stretched and mutilated, almost always causing death. The pointed ends of the 'leaves' were good for ripping the throat, intestines or cervix open.

QuantumNoise, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude, you certainly don't have to convince me that Christians are crazy. What do you think attracted me to metal in the FIRST place?

roxymuzak, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I know! Jesus just riles me up. That's all.

QuantumNoise, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Well Jesus was hardly running around sticking pears up peoples vaginas! Those Popes tho...they were trouble.

Angsty, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

No crazier than your typical Bible story.

that's not really a defence.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's what you call a dubious honor.

roxymuzak, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

that's not really a defence.

what is it you think i'm defending? varg's beliefs? i just don't think he any more or less crazy than a lot of people on the planet.

QuantumNoise, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

has he talked about his plans?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

plans??

t**t, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Well Jesus was hardly running around sticking pears up peoples vaginas!

Since he didn't exist, you gotta point.

QuantumNoise, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

(^Sheesh.)

I bet Ole Grishnach's gonna cool out for a long time when he gets out, but then he's going to do something completely out to lunch.

roxymuzak, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

yet another dodgy electronic album?

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear actually he's gonna bring back eski

J0hn D., Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/06/300px-Varg-vikernes.jpg

Who ate all the pies?

s. morris, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link

kind of depressing apologetics for Varg in this thread.

seriously.

circa1916, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

you're right, when you disagree with someone you must not, ever, discuss the content of their beliefs or allow that some points may be interesting, even if repellent.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder what his parole conditions will be? Hopefully there'll be a clause about not being allowed to collaborate with Stephen O'Malley.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link

He has to work w/ David Stewart. And eno.

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

you're attributing too much to Varg's 'beliefs' here. it's not really interesting or compelling at all. i could very well throw a Jew on a cross and say 'they did it first, they deserved it'.

i have no problem discussing his philosophy, i just find it unfortunate that we're giving it some amount of credence when it's so obviously idiotic and heinous.

circa1916, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

coupla xposts

circa1916, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/allsacredplaces.jpg

OMG, he's like the lovechild of Elbow's Guy Garvey and iLiKETRAiNS' Dave Martin!

StanM, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 10:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i have no problem discussing his philosophy, i just find it unfortunate that we're giving it some amount of credence when it's so obviously idiotic and heinous.

what understanding would come from discussing something that you think is obviously idiotic and heinous?

QuantumNoise, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

not to be a pedant but that's not what apologetics means

also, you're wrong

J0hn D., Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

your analogy is also miraculously inapt also though if this were an imageboard "I could very well throw a Jew on a cross" would certainly reach legendary macro status

J0hn D., Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm still amazed at how different he looks in those before and after shots.

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link

marc singer made a similar transformation after Beastmaster.

QuantumNoise, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

we'll always remember the tragic incident where he burned down the christian science reading room in van nuys...

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Thread needs Momus.

acrobat, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Varg refusing to post anymore to teh internets, according to his webmaster, due to purported copyright infringers. He also said something like "I was going to sink into obscurity anyway when released, so I will just go ahead and start now."

He's eligible for parole in April.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

He was jailed in 1993 and according to customs here, he will probably be free soon. As it is unusual for Norwegian prisoners to serve more than about two thirds of the sentence in jail. He got 21 years, which means those 14 years have passed soon.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Then he will serve another six months for each of his last two albums.

moley, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Some crazed junkie claimed he saw varg driving around here a month ago. He got scared and hid behind a tree.

True story.

MRZBW, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Did the junkie have brown eyes? I'd be scared, too.

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

He's kind of cute.

Ivan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

"I was going to sink into obscurity anyway when released, so I will just go ahead and start now."

As if...Varg loves TEH DRAMA whether he admits it or not.

J0hn D., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

He should totally go on The Hills or whatever the hell that show is, and out-drama queen the girls on that show. Or just eat them.

Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe his eyes were brown? I don't really know. He's not the only one who's seen him so I guess he's on his way back into society(hah!)

And I suspect he's quite the drama queen. The tales of his adventures around here in the early 90's are almost too good to be true.

MRZBW, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I think he's making a blond hair-blue eyes Nazi joke.

Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

As if...Varg loves TEH DRAMA whether he admits it or not.

maybe "sink into obscurity" is aryan for "buy a couple of assault rifles, 15 lbs of ammo and some plastic explosives."

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

He always makes vague threats about what he will/won't do when he gets out, if he ever gets out.

roxymuzak, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Has he made threats about making bad electronic albums yet?

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/blog/_/2007/08/varg.gif

in case u want it

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

He should join this band
http://www.myspace.com/satanicimpalement

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

God, get one new joek!

roxymuzak, Monday, 20 August 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

it doesn't seem like dog whistling?

Technically, replacing 'Jews' with 'Juice' (which I hadn't even picked up on at first) counts as dog-whistling in my book, at least for purposes of circumventing Twitter's rules.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

I’m not sure how this dude has avoided being murdered

DJP, Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:14 (three years ago) link

fuck metal in general for providing these scum with safe spaces and excuses for so long

― Left, Wednesday, December 16, 2020 5:30 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

agreed on one level but also metal isn't special here

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:17 (three years ago) link

true, see this nazi hippie in my town

https://cldc.org/weed-nazi-denied-access-to-anonymous-antifascist-website/

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:25 (three years ago) link

fuck metal in general for providing these scum with safe spaces and excuses for so long

how's that

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:26 (three years ago) link

Thought that first Varg tweet list was a parody account at first.

circa1916, Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link

I guess I thought he was more subtly stupid/racist. Apparently swinging for the fences.

circa1916, Thursday, 17 December 2020 05:52 (three years ago) link

his twitter handle always gets me - you'd expect some reference to an ancient saga, something his fellow shitheads would recognize as reflecting the Old Ways or whatever, but no, he's racist Gandalf.

JoeStork, Thursday, 17 December 2020 06:46 (three years ago) link

Gandalf the White, one of the series’s more heavy handed allegories for the Jewish guy Varg despises Christians for worshipping. I guess he just liked the sound of the white part

Left, Thursday, 17 December 2020 07:06 (three years ago) link

Let's not be disingenuous-- there's a serious problem with white supremacy in metal, more than in other genres, and no matter how hard some people here try to wave it off, it's worth discussing.

"Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

I don't think it should be waved off. The metal scene is home to more fash assholes than most other genres, no doubt about it.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

metal also home to more dyed-in-the-wool antifa than most other genres too

imago, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

it isn't too functionally dissimilar to punk except metal also has i suppose a space for those who aren't politically polarised

imago, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

#bothsides

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link

it's always funny when people say oh metal isn't unique in this when the rolling metal threads have another band milkshake duck themselves for being fash on a biweekly basis that doesn't seem to happen elsewhere

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

Of all the genres I listen to, metal is the only one where every time I come across a new band I like, I pray (to the loathsome Judeo-Christian God iirc) that its members aren’t neo-nazi edgelords, especially if it’s BM we’re talking about. I’m comfortable with drawing a distinction between assholes and their art at least 99% of the time (and this is a concern that greatly exceeds the metal sphere) but I strive to avoid purchasing fash-stained goods, especially if their makers are still alive and spewing their moronic bile on Twitter unchecked.

Btw Varg’s latest LP was quite mediocre.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

who in metal is the antifa varg?

kites aren't fun (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

Barney Greenaway maybe?

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Greenway sorry https://thequietus.com/articles/29091-napalm-death-interview-2

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

Metal BLM compilations are now a thing fwiw.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

why isn't the racist stuff called white metal?

StanM, Thursday, 17 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

White masses are a no-no.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

the blackness=darkness=evil thing is another whole can of worms tbh. it’s not completely unrelated

do we have to do #notallmetal every time with this? is there another thread for the good antifascist stuff?

Left, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

who in metal is the antifa varg?

Barney Greenway — and indeed Napalm Death more broadly, since there's never been a story about one member disagreeing with the others on politics. (Their late guitarist Jesse Pintado was also a member of Resistant Culture, a Native American grind band whose albums Welcome to Reality and All One Struggle are excellent.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

do we have to do #notallmetal every time with this?

Yes.

imago, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

He's against burning leaves?

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

what if you burn down a church but accidentally scorch some shrubbery?

kites aren't fun (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

Fuck you, imago

DJP, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

metal is my favorite genre and yet I have no trouble saying it has a major problem with racism/nazism/fascism/misogyny that I've basically had to spend almost the entirety of the time I've been listening to it fighting against this element.

yeah, liberal/antifa/BLM/progressive/good people metal is also a think and it exists, but I don't think we need to tiptoe around the fact that we have some real lowlifes in the genre. fans and bands both.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

*thing

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

i also love metal and i don't listen to very much black metal, and i feel like i am more likely to find ppl who would punch nazis than ppl who would be nazis at things like maryland deathfest and etc. this is my experience of the genre. i'm not really trying to express "#notallmetal" here, all of this stuff deserves to be interrogated and the racists and fascists need to be rooted out and deplatformed, obviously. i'm sort of sorry i even said anything

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link


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