Chicago: A Lovely So Real

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/LIVING/personal/07/11/always.apologize/art.whats.up.doc.wb.jpg

Also available under GIS for What's Up, Doc? is Alicia Keys and a rabbit:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/071022/alicia_keys.jpgp

I was gonna say... Streisand used to be quite the little morsel.

http://www.poster.net/streisand-barbara/streisand-barbara-photo-barbra-streisand-6203954.jpg

Lookit... she's smouldering!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061127/123656__astar_l.jpg

The hair did her in.

She looks fabulous for 65!

It was a different time then, E.

ok wtf is going on here

http://www.babyjaneofhollywood.com/streisand01.jpg http://www.babyjaneofhollywood.com/streisand02.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050526/135120__themainevent_l.jpg

good lord she looks like rhea perlman there. Make that go away.

You're right, it is the hair. Witness the difference:

http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-content/images/barb2.jpg

Haha, that is the best negligee.

one of her husbands was a bad hairdresser, I think.

Huh. It's been quite a long while since I've thought to physically objectify Barbra. Each day is full of mystery, innit?

Anyway, like I was saying, I don't much care for her version of Send in the Clowns. Judy Collins gets the sad part across, and has a wilting blossom quality; Frank does my favorite version, sounding kinda pissed off but too sad and tired to do anything about it; and Barbra sounds merely professional. It's not a BAD version of the song, it just seems that she didn't bring anything to it besides Barbra-ness. At which I shrug.

i got fired!!!

congratulations!

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not sure if this is good or bad :-/

i dont want to be the next chicago kevin :D

haha xp exactly

Aw man, not enough bodies on the dance floor, eh? I hope they let you finish your set at least. Maybe they're hiring at the Admiral, though the dancers get to pick most of the songs for themselves.

haha not that job ... i wish that was full time

speaking of im going 'there' tonight if anyone wants to buy me a drink :(

not the admiral

I was picturing you playing Special Ed's "I Got It Made" or something, and the manager pulling the plug and firing you, then putting on "Oh What A Night!" as the dance floor fills up...

i dont want to be the next chicago kevin :D

long way to mardi gras motherfucker, you'll live to eat those words.

but, uh, sorry about the job dude. sounds like it was prolly for the best though?

yeah im hoping so. everyone seems to think so. i definitely wish that it hadn't ended that way but i couldnt work in those conditions!!

anyway if anyone's up for a drink tonight let me know

sorry hoss, i'm on the wagon on school nights now.

that's a bummer, dude!

ah, it's not too bad. oh wait...

if i didnt have stupid debt/bills it would be GREAT

as it is, merely 'potentially good'

I'm doing some work tonight and depend on the CTA, so I can't get over there tonight, alas...

Deej, remind me what you were doing. I am mixing you up with jonviachicago and I can't remember who was not allowed to get his drivers license during work.

i could be convinced, but feel sorta crappy at the moment. bacon was.....a bad idea??

Kenan, it should come as no surprise that you would find Streisand hot, ya know what I mean?

xpost - Bacon?

the food. i had it for breakfast and went home early from work feeling shitty, thinking it might have just been residual hangover from new year's (oy), but then i felt better. however, i also put some in the sauce i made for dinner and now feel similarly shitty.

uhoh trychinosis!

Huh. Does trychinosis act that quickly? Was it old bacon? Did you have it tartare?

deej, if you don't have it, pick up the eccentric soul: the deep city label comp from numero group. first two sides have me staring slack jawed at my turntable.

Oh, Evan, how about that neighborhood map that I emailed you about? Any idea where it lives? (The funny Chicago neighborhood map that labels the West Loop "Smells like chocolate")

oh you know i haven't checked that acct in a while, sorry!

i think i have that map on my computer. will check.

also: kidding about trychinosis, but not about the bacon. something is.....wrong. but i fried it up all crispy! and it only came out of the freezer like two days ago!

thanks man i'll check it out ... altho i am not exchanging currency for it.
im hoping to get free beers tonight

jesse, i was working at a v. poorly run non-profit (or as i say during interviews, 'non-profits are not really the direction i'm looking for right now.')

I would buy you a beer if I were going where you're going. But I will will one your way instead.

who the fuck can afford cobra??? what kind of shit is this

also bulls just beat charlotte

is hot doug's still open on california?

also: any new restaurants i should visit?

is hot doug's still open on california?

-- amateurist, Thursday, January 3, 2008 6:42 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yes

Gents: Filene's on State has big clearances now. Cheap cashmere and fancy gloves and heavy bathrobes.

and hey, where chicago's favorite costa rican restaurant gets it's name: The highest volcano in the country is the Irazú Volcano (3,431 m / 11,257 ft).

I used to have a bookmark for a site selling Army/Navy surplus pairs of the standard paratrooper winter boots in WHITE. I think I've lost it now, though.

This looks super-sloppy because I had to doctor an existing map of wards, but I thought this might be interesting:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2309/2246957518_bef606d8ea.jpg?v=0

Pink = Wards that Clinton won
White = Wards that Obama won by 50-80%
Gray = Wards that Obama won by more than 80%

Eric I hope I miss that sale b/c however cheap, I have already blown my clothing budget for the month (cool Steve Madden shoes, Express coupon for $30 off $100 purchase (awesome pants, nice shirt) and now the boots). Zappos makes shopping way too easy!

interesting map!

what is up with the 10th ward, is it basically just indiana?

i'm in that narrow strip of the 32nd ward so i don't have the same alderman as any of my friends in the neighborhood. i remember last spring when i was at inner town they had a petition going around to try to stay open because a neighbor bought a condo next door and was trying to get them shut down. i couldn't sign despite living two blocks away.

i love how o'hare has representation. in case anyone is thinking about taking up residence at the wolfgang puck's in terminal b you will be voting in the 41st ward.

I bought an awesome pair of shoes at Giraudon on Milwaukee over the weekend. 70% off for their going out of business sale.

The map shows what's happening nationally: Clinton is winning support among Hispanics (Pilsen = 25th ward, Little Village = 22nd) and older and working-class whites (Bridgeport = 11th, Jefferson Park = 45th); Obama is winning support among blacks (pretty much all the gray on the map consists of majority-black neighborhoods) and young college-educated whites (Lincoln Park = 43rd, Wicker Park = 1st, etc.).

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/P10877654.jpg The shoes I bought were these, but lighter brown. They look much much better on the foot than in this pic.

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/P11082633.jpg

Grrr... The TAL I want is not available online. It's the one about the Onion.

is that the newest one?

oh, i guess it's forthcoming: This week we bring you a story originally slotted for last week: backstage with comedy writers at The Onion.

I think that doesn't air until this weekend...?

You guys, its really nasty up here in the north burbs. I'm going to be stuck here overnight, fuuuuck. And I have no food for luch.

Oh, that's why I couldn't hear it!

Where will you stay Jon?

I bought yet another pair of shoes last night as well. I was trying on trousers, and realized that of all my damn shoes, I don't have a single presentable pair of brown ones.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/614vJb4RPHL._AA280_.jpg

At this point, it looks like I'll be sleeping on the floor under my desk. Our parking lot is snowed in.

Crazy. For real? How can it be so much worse than here? Surely you can plow your way out?

(the brown oxfords were $30 on amazon, btw. And since the last pair of Kenneth Cole shoes I bought on Amazon in that size fit like a glove, I am hoping that these will, too.)

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/P11099489.jpg

Yum

Oh no! I wd not ever want to be stuck at the office!!

I've tried and tried to work out the brown shoe problem but for me there are SO many shades and values of brown that one pair never goes with all my wardrobe items in the brown/russet/autumn family. I gave up and have replaced brown shoes with either metallic ones (like a distressed bronze color) or I just wear brown clothes with colored shoes in red, yellow, whatever.

I do like those boots, Jesse.

Very much agreed, those boots are the snazz.

Overstock.com is looking good today.

Yeh, brown shoes are a problem.

Those boots are called "Salary Cap."

>>Did God make Republican lesbians?

-- kenan, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 2:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"I'm a lesbian libertarian. I voted for Huckabee ... He's all for the fair tax and that's one of my favorite issues," said Stacy Gordon, 42, a radiology software trainer in Birmingham, Alabama.

Man, all I want to do all day is read about politics.

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