old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

obvious choice

&
oh man...

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I would like a threesome with Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha and Elizabeth Montgomery as Serena, please.

If it were to turn into a foursome with Barbara Eden as Jeannie, I wouldn't argue.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:20 (8 years ago) Permalink

^the only possible candidate.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:28 (8 years ago) Permalink

errol flynn OTMFM
grapes of wrath era henry fonda

plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:29 (8 years ago) Permalink

Pashmina has a great point. Plus, there's every chance she actually would have hopped in the sack with you.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Siouxsie Sioux.

I love her.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

basically any female star in busby berkeley musicals

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

Rex Harrison!

patita (patita), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Silvia Pinal in Viridiana ♥‿♥

xelab, Saturday, 8 August 2015 21:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

^otm

kraftwerk dudes adorkable, yes

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


jean eustache

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


bruno ganz

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


david hemmings

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

David Hemmings yes!

Super-double bonus "travel back in time for" from my favourite film:

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Or would one be travelling into the future for Barbarella? I don't care; I'm going there. To play the orgasmatron.

Also, I've never heard the word "adorkable" applied to a man, but there really is no other word for them. I've got in trouble before for jizzing this all over ILX (warning: bigness) but I don't know if I want to have more of the sex with them or their massive piles of synthesisers here:

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:47 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol <3 barbarella

great image with synths; cross reference to the synth wizards picture thread
Synth Wizards - A Picture Thread

drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 11:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Think Ralf und Florian belong more on:

Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I have just been taught the phrase "die Rohr verlegen" for my epic KraftNeuClusterCan fan fic. Yes I would very much like to lay that piper, fnar.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Piper at the gates of... Y'know

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:33 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

clean-cut cyborg Kraftwerk > longhaired hippie Kraftwerk

imho

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 14:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Your opinion is RONG.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 15:33 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Mind you, I'm not talking about which Kraftwerk I want to listen to, just which Kraftwerk I want to put in my... Y'Know.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 15:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I have a hard time separating their music from their appearance. I prefer my Deutsche Elektronische Musik to be sleek and sexless and fluteless, so I expect the same of their fashion choices (this applies to everyone but Ralf, who looked pretty much the same at all phases of their career). to be fair I might feel differently if I had any interest in putting Kraftwerk in my [MOD EDIT].

I did some googling to figure out whether Tangerine Dream had ever undergone a Kraftwerk-style makeover, but they never really stopped being shaggy hippie dudes, and it suited them somehow:


stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

this applies to everyone but Ralf

oops, meant to say Florian

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:24 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Well, Florian went from jaw-length hair and sideburns, to short hair, to no hair. So there's been some change. He's just so distinctive looking I think it's impossible for him to look like anyone else, no matter what styling he has.

But the thing is, I'm sorry, but... sexless? Fluteless, sure, I can understand how free jazz flute isn't to everyone's taste.

I have never understood why people called Kraftwerk's music sexless. OK, maybe the earlier experimental traffic cone stuff is a bit wibbly and rather sexless; Ananas Symphony isn't exactly a banger. But the *music* of the kind of classic period? Are you kidding me? It's dance music! It's incredibly sexy, even while it's austere and restrained - or perhaps that's why it's so sexy, because it's so repressed, it's practically dripping with sex. (And that's not even touching on the lyrical content - like, every hetero(ish) female Kraftwerk fan I've ever known has highlighted the same bits in Computer Love and The Robots - come on! "We are programmed just to do/Anything you want us to" like HELLO! - and so on.)

Sexless... if all that machine music on TEE isn't drop-dead sexy and if the romanticism of e.g. Neon Lights isn't drenched in emotion... well if that stuff isn't considered sexy, then quite frankly I'm not sure what sex is supposed to be.

Granted, this is not the best thread for this, perhaps I should just go and revive one of ILM's 8 billion Kraftwerk threads, but this has always confused me deeply.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Because I'm aware that not everyone wants to talk about Kraftwerk as much as I do right now, derailing to here:

Favourite Member of Kraftwerk (classic line-up)

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Supersister are fast becoming one of my favourite prog bands and from looking at the sleeves of the albums I've become enchanted by the appearance of Robert Jan Stips. Slightly weird looking but also one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

That one guy looks uncannily like David Gilmour.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:34 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

He does but I think Stips gets the edge for sweetness and prettiness.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

OK, maybe the earlier experimental traffic cone stuff is a bit wibbly and rather sexless

i think this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLuvw4yWsAEixhy.jpg nsfw 1971 tour poster wishes to disagree but tbh i don't have an assessment of it besides 'O_o'

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

(i'll warn you in advance that it's not the good kind of nsfw you may be anticipating)

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Oh no my phone really does not get along with photobucket so I am going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the pretty prog boy

Merdeyeux, I know exactly which poster you mean without having to click on the link, and all I can say to you is: that poster does not, to me, signify "sexy" but as the owner of a... Y'Know it signifies "OUCH OUCH OUCH THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!"

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i am sure, the O_o factor is working on several levels

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 21:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I suppose the question of whether Kraftwerk's music is sexy or sexless comes down to one's attitudes about these topics:

Are androids sexy? YES!
Are machines sexy? YES!
Are trains sexy? YES!
Is technology sexy? YES!
Is physics sexy? YES!
Are fast cars and racing cycles sexy? Well I'd say no but British television programming seems to suggest otherwise.

Your mileage may vary.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 21:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I'd not ever seen this photo of Chaka Khan before. Hey, girl.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 August 2015 16:14 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Let me tell you what I wanna do I wanna love you wanna hug you wanna squeeze you too let me take you in my arms let me fill you with my charms

Trigger warning: (Sanpaku), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Iago Galdston, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:48 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Haven't seen Edward Scissorhands in a long time but in retrospect, the mother played by Dianne Wiest had one of the warmest and kindest faces ever.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 01:20 (1 week ago) Permalink


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