― christopherscottknudsen (christopherscottknudsen), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 September 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link
(those you didn't bother w/the article shouldn't tragically miss this though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRH4gG5LmZ0)
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― vingt regards (vignt_regards), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link
EERIE. I saw the exact same two minutes of Scrubs for the first time the other day, too. And Jeff, my husband and starter of this very topic, came home and was like AHHHHHHHHHHH ZACH BRAFF!!!! ET TU, PARTY TIME COUNTRY FEMALE?
― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link
when was zach braff on arrested development?
― Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link
It was like, "Alright you bitches, this topic of conversation is CLOSED*."
My point? Be patient.
*(OK, but after the spike in the news coverage died, FINIS.)
― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link
He was this "Girls Gone Wild" filmer dude. He might've been as funny as Charlize Theron though.
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link
i just think scrubs is as underrated as arrested development is overrated.
― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link
Also, I enjoyed Garden State. I always recommend that movie with the caveat: don't expect to have your world changed. Still, Garden State was better than I Heart Huckabees, which is probably the most comparable recent movie I can think of.
― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh, they were both lackadaisical finding yourself generational malaise twenty-something pre-middle-aged crisis movies.
One the one hand you had a rich boy who got off the meds and got over killing his mother. Existential moment: yelling into bottomless pit that was supposed to be a Jersey Mall.
On the other you had an uninteresting narcissistic environmentalist who went through therapy and didn’t get the girl or the recognition but got himself a little piece of mind. Existential moment: psychobabble from a couple of baby-boomers and a hate-fuck from a misanthrope.
― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link
Arrested Development changed my life.
HATE. Z. B.
Need to marry Jason Bateman. Now. Right now.
― a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― A B C (sparklecock), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― A B C (sparklecock), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
Check out the attached article on Zach Braff that appears in this Sunday's issue of PARADE.
Best,Alexis ColladoPublicist for PARADE212 450 7014
FOR RELEASE: 6:00 PM, ET, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 2007 IS ZACH BRAFF DEPRESSED?Scrubs Star Refuses to Play Hollywood Game New York, January 11, 2007— “I think I suffer from some mild depression,” Scrubs actor and filmmaker Zach Braff tells PARADE magazine for this Sunday’s issue. “So to have millions of people go, ‘I watched your movie and related’ was the ultimate affirmation that I’m not a freak.” Braff was referring to his 2004 hit Garden State, in which he played a depressed young man who returns to his hometown after his mother’s death and finds that life really is worth living.
Admired for his comic flair and willingness to explore the tough questions of his generation, Braff, 31, stands out in Hollywood at a time when many of his contemporaries seem lost in excess. “I don’t care about image and all that nonsense,” he says. “I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all.” In fact, Braff says, “I don’t have any famous friends other than the guys I work with on Scrubs. I just go home to my family and friends. They’ve made adjustments because I’m well-known, but that’s not what they care about.”
As for his love life, Braff was most recently linked with singer/actress Mandy Moore. “We were together for a while, and that is the only true thing that has ever been written about my romantic life,” he jokes.
Braff says he wants a family of his own with a woman “who is funny and energetic and passionate about what she does.” In his new movie, Fast Track, he plays a loving husband with a new baby. Is his art imitating life? “At my age, those are the things you’re always talking about,” he says. “Have I done everything I should do? If I’m going to have kids, how will that change things? I like to think that all of the introspection leads to something really funny.”
Fast Track opens March 9 nationwide.
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― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
But 30 rock last night...fucking Chris Parnell? "I've always said people should drink more animal blood...it straightens the spine!" and his line in the infomercial which fucking cracked me up but I can't remember it because it was followed up by Tracey Morgan saying "Hey Dr. Spaceman, is it true that Bread can kill the brain?" to which Parnell responded something like "Well I don't know because the powerful Bread lobby won't let me finish my studies..."
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link
The episode where Dr. Cox injures his back shooting a hoop is beyond legendary.
― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
well he's prob actually an asshole irl but i don't mind his work
loved scrubs
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
scrubs unwatchable
― conrad, Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
John C. McGinley caveat
― saint dominic's p4k review (Eazy), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Jeff, hey Jeff, Zach Braff started a Kickstarter to fund a sequel to Garden State.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
6 years later, I still hate Zach Braff. More than ever.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1d02a2/help_zach_braff_make_his_new_movie/c9ln8lt
― am0n, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
We can ill afford another Garden State
― mackleless (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/327171813736075265
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
brb, just starting a Kickstarter to pay him not to make a sequel to Garden State
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
kickstarter to convert cinemas into luxury apartment buildings
― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 9:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
He doesn't even sound apologetic about it!!! What a dick.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
A friend just bragged that he pledged $175 toward the new movie. Not knowing how to respond, I closed the IM conversation.
― Millsner, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
I never realized he assaulted a kid! I remember reading that all of the women who worked with him on Scrubs hated him because he was a harassing sleaze, though.
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
tbf, if someone was spray-painting my new car, I'd probably go after them and get punchy (if it was dark enough he didn't know it was a 12-year old, esp.)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
gross, he's already well over halfway to his $2mil goal only a few hours into the campaign.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
zach braff is the amanda palmer of my generation
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/327252017334603776/photo/1
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
so good
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
oh my LOL
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
There should be a requirement that before you donate to this fundraiser, you have to, totally sober and without distraction, sit down and watch Garden State again. I bet donations would drop by two-thirds as people shake off the fog of youthful nostalgia and realize what a trite piece of garbage that movie actually is.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
Zach Braff and Michael Cera need to team up for a movie, I'd throw in some bucks for that
― Spectrum, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
actually I'd like to see a movie with Zach Braff, Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Page, Joseph Grodin-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel, and maybe Andy Samberg for comic relief. it'd like the 21st century's answer to the Rat Pack. soundtrack by Pomplamoose and the Apple iPad/Toyota Prius Players.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
We get to imprison them on the film set, right? Some kind of Huis Clos retributive justice?
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
set it in vietnam. get landis to direct.
― his army of super young artists produce, (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmc8-MEIRw
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
Saw Wish I Was Here. Means well, often unbearable--and I like Garden State, for the most part.
― clemenza, Friday, 29 August 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link
this just came and went eh
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 August 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link
Not even sure if it got an opening here--I saw it a rep house. The losing-a-parent stuff is sometimes valid, but always manipulative--though Kate Hudson has a good scene alone with Mandy Patinkin. The opening scene, with the kids and the "swear jar," is unbelievably bad. There's a great, famous song buried somewhere in the background at some point...and I've already forgotten what it was.
― clemenza, Friday, 29 August 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link
Not that many will care, but Wish I Was Here is a grammatical atrocity.
― Aimless, Friday, 29 August 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
showing this this weekend. know there's no nobility in trashing whiteboy "indie" movies no one's rly gonna see but every time i run the trailer it makes me wanna vom.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link