Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'

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"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy,"

YOU BRING LIGHT INTO A DARK PLACE

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"I just wanted to touch him like a kitten"
I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh man if that was the MTV edit that song would be so amazing.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The strange thing about that video, though, is that you can watch him spend several seconds trying to create an opportunity to lift the shirt and kiss. He looks like he's about to attempt it early on (he kind of tests the shirt), but then some stuff happens, and he has to resituate. And then he does it so quickly -- as if to get the whole thing over with before anyone can react -- and then immediately gets up, pats the head, and walks off. Very quickly and "casually."

I dunno.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

IM WITH NABISCO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, I just watched again: he spends the entire time getting thumbs on that shirt and working himself up to it. Notice toward the end he clips either side of the shirt, like he's readying things for a quick upsweep. Then he waits for it ... ("c'mon, Vlad, you can do this, just lift it real quick, act casual") ... and then boom, lift, kiss, he's out of there.

That's not necessarily creepy, but he definitely premeditates the move, and he definitely has a sense of it being unusual, because he seems hesitant and/or anxious about actually going through with it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"I just liked him and he liked me very much."
HE JUST HAD SIDEBURNS
AND A QUIFF

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man dan and trent put it WAY better than I did.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm with Dan.

EINAR: People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy...

BJORK: Oh-oh-OH-oh...kissed like a kit-ten...

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck off McSweeney's

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm playing a game in my head where I replace the words "King of Snake" with "Kiss of Putin," everyone else do it too.

xpost sorry, let's go back to discussing how this means Putin is a child pornographer, you grousy douche.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

DAILY DAILY DAILY DREAM BOY
TOM AND JERRY THING
24 HOURS WITH THE KISS OF PUTIN

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M HAVING A KISS
ON A KITTEN
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

HO SNAP GROUSY DOUCHE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Putin kind of slightly rhymes "thing" better anyway.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

RIOJA RIOJA
REVEREND VLADIMIR
DEEP BLUE MORROCCO
THE KITTEN ON STONE
THE KITTEN ON CONCRETE
THE KITTEN ON SAND
THE KITTEN ON GLASS
FIRE
THE RAIN
THE SALT
THE YOUNG BOY STARING
VLAD GRABS THE T-SHIRT
OLD MAN PUTIN ON TOP OF THAT BOY
WIDE DEEP BLUE
ANDALUSIA
RED YELLOW
RED YELLOW
BLACK CAR
RED LIGHT
FAR BACK BLAZE WALLS
BLUE CHAIR MORROCCO
HAMBURG KITTEN
THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE AWAITING
THE WATER ON THE DARK BOATS GLIDING
THE DARK BOATS GONE OUT TO KISS
AND VLAD IS FLOATING
VLAD IS FLOATING
LIKE OLD MAN PUTIN
CRAZY FOR A KITTN

CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY
CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZY

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

(If I knew any Coctaeu Twins lyrics I'd be doing them, too)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, the interesting thing is that the hesitation (if indeed he was hesitating) was not about the appropriateness of the act itself but about...what? The hint of some kind of crazy possible interpretation?

Ironically, it would have looked less strange if there had been no apparent hesitation.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget about the striding away

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

and what's with the guy trying to pull him away from putin? but oh no uncle vlady won't let you get away that easy not before i eat your stomach amrmmrmrmyummamsmm.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck off McSweeney's
-- Machibuse '80 (jo...), July 6th, 2006 3:30 PM. (ex machina) (link)

(wizardneedsanap.com)

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck off McSweeney's
-- Machibuse '80 (jo...), July 6th, 2006 3:30 PM. (ex machina) (link)

(jon@wizardneedsanap.com)

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

How do I shot blah blah blah

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, it was going to sound terribly clever, before the stutter.

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Good thing that crying face wasn't hosted by Tripod, tho.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/07/putin_wideweb__470x351,0.jpg
seems perfectly normal to me to want to stroke yung boyz like kittenz

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I am having a horrible mental picture about how Pooty-Poot might have got his name from Dubya.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 7 July 2006 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/07/putin_wideweb__470x351,0.jpg

TOUCH IT
BRING IT
PAY IT
WATCH IT
TURN IT
LEAVE IT
STOP
FORMAT IT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Check out that kid wearing the hip, retro, constructivist t-shirt.

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the kid just scratchin' his head, all WTF about it.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

What about the kid in the white hat going, "Oh, maybe he'll do me next! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!"?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA. I think that's his security agent on the far right. "Cuddlestein is on the move."

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

So wait is it Putin that is Ian Riese-Moraine or the kid???

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

cuddlestein mountain

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I was thinking the background kid in the white hat but Putin works, too.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy! is pretty much a IRM screenname?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

So many reasons to keep your children away from the Internet. And events featuring politicians, apparently.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

(I think I've ruined "Pearl's Girl" forever for myself.)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/46/184119214_8736f31808.jpg?v=0

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, that wins the entire universe.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Notice how everybody's expression still makes sense. SPOOKY.

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Did we ever find out what happened to Ian R-M?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably he finally said "FUCK THIS" and left.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Just so everyone knows, the Today Show is taking questions from the general populace to pose to Mr. Putin.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13731253/

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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18.Jan 2014
At a meeting with the volunteers of the Sochi Olympics, Vladimir Putin was clearly in a good mood . The head of state promised one volunteer that he would spend a work day with him, which was the volunteer’s longtime dream. He also pinched one of the women who flew in from China.

― friend to all animals (anky), Monday, 20 January 2014 06:46 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72751000/jpg/_72751734_putinafp.jpg

― Euler, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:51 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://40.media.tumblr.com/aeb6a4816c4f26484de0a25f35dc6116/tumblr_nc18sanaUE1qhfj8zo1_500.jpg

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 31 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

lol

― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, 31 October 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Amazing photo tbh

― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

thread titles that haunt me

― mookieproof, Friday, 31 October 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

http://f.cl.ly/items/3m0131042B3P3I0R3H0J/458737794.jpg

Putin to bridge, three to beam

― sktsh, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/nov/10/putin-nostalgia-stalin-hitler/

― I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

Lol. I knew who wrote that from the URL.

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link

http://en.tass.ru/russia/761152

― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 24 November 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/dbcac310522de7a6f151bb18bf2f0410/tumblr_nhz058YAiN1rsxqqio1_400.gif

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/

― how's life, Thursday, 5 February 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://pod.geraspora.de/camo/a82215f167b8dd4c95366247339fa1058ca72237/68747470733a2f2f706f642e6f726b7a2e6e65742f75706c6f6164732f696d616765732f7363616c65645f66756c6c5f64303663633062343730663232393661643936652e676966

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 26 October 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link

lol

― Mordy, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

did he give her a double thumbs-up????

when did life become a comedy

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 26 October 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

He did too, he's been hanging about with Berlusconi too long. Poor old Angela Merkel though, eh?

― Riga Tony (Tom D.), Monday, 26 October 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK4PcBSDFiA

― pplains, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 October 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

Murdoch, Blair (allegedly), Putin (also allegedly). Shocking taste in men.

― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 March 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

An 11-year-old caller asked Putin, “How do you view porridge for breakfast?”

Putin replied: “I eat porridge with pleasure. Every day.”

But asked whether his parents had forced him to eat it as a child, Putin said, “I generally don’t do what I don’t want.”

― earlnash, Friday, 15 April 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/putin-pigeon-gif-3877049.gif

― it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link

kind of funny but not even remotely a good shop

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

wtf!? https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2017/9/10/1697580/-Back-in-1982-I-was-selling-acid-at-Jim-Morrison-s-grave-that-s-when-I-first-met-Vladimir-Putin

― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

loooooooooool

The author is all "you guys, of course this is fake" in the comments

― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Russian president, who turned 65 on October 7, picked up the dog and kissed it on the head https://t.co/vvRVObM4U5
— POLITICO Europe (@POLITICOEurope) October 11, 2017

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

Lost in the midst of the election was Friday rumor reporting that Putin will be stepping down next year due to Parkinson's, delivered by Kremlin denial via those august bastions of journalism (checks notes) The U.S. Sun, Newsweek, the NY Post and Washington Times.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/1755332/does-putin-have-parkinsons-who-replace-resigns/

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link

damn, double christmas

― lukas, Sunday, 8 November 2020 10:47 (three years ago) link

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link

I haven't yet seen this widely reported enough to believe it.

― chap, Sunday, 8 November 2020 12:26 (three years ago) link

Oh i don’t mean to suggest it’s necessarily accurate.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 November 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link

Q: is it possible to develop Parkinson's as a result of regularly poisoning yr enemies

Follow up Q: should I get checked for Parkinson's

― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 8 November 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

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