kirk cameron is inside my computer

haha ok let's do the math here. since most christians contend that adam and eve were created around 7500 years ago, that means god has been at this whole 'earth' thing for approximately SIX AND A HALF DAYS.

he's a ROOKIE!! everything makes so much more sense now.

If you have touched the heater bar of God's love and forgiveness, if the Holy Spirit has "born witness" that you are a child of God (Romans 8:16), if you have received the Gospel with "power, the Holy Ghost and much assurance" (1 Thessalonians 1:5), you will never be shaken by a skeptic.

*snaps*

"God's Heater Bar"

thats why the dad was a psychiatrist.

OK DUDE yr gonna get me fired.

But of course, if a judge told people who committed major crimes that they could go because his son was currently serving his jail time for him, along with everyone else's, and as long as he signed a contract stating that he knew that his son was serving his time for him, he could go... Then we'd think that judge was highly crazy, right?

Revise just for this because it is fucking hilarious:

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/kirk.jpg

Via

"Hi I'm Caleb. Calen Holt's."

Eh well you get the idea

"While on the internet, a pop up ad tempts him to click on a porn site." I really want to see Kirk Cameron's struggling with this moral dilemma. SHOULD I SHOULDN'T I GOD TELL ME WHAT TO DO??

i think a 2minute 45 second clip from that movie is definitely worth $9.99

"May these lesbian orgies stop appearing on my computer screen - HEAR ME GOD!"

"addiction is like a parasite that destroys lives and marriages"

it is not commonly known but the tapeworms and other intestinal parasites account for 10% of failed marriages in the US according to the CDC

Porn addiction is like a tapeworm. A sexy tapeworm.

"On the one hand I did just get saved, but on the other, access to all those extreme sites for only $12.95 a month . . . ?"

REMEMBER THE HEATER BAR

I don't recall God talking about Bangbug in the Bible. It's all good Kirk!

Eat fresh, Kirk. Eat fresh.

he works at spin?

loves his footlongs

woman in the doorway is like some crazy Kubrick Shining outtake shit

Someone photoshop something in the part of the door that shows between his right leg and am.

Arm

Oh sht I forgot about that photo. So amazing.

Hi there Kirk and your publicist:

Do you think you could ever change your mind about gay marriage?

Publicist: I don’t mean to interrupt. I think we’ve gone enough into it. The gay marriage, I just want to stay away from it. It’s just so polarizing.

Cameron: He knows jujitsu. I didn’t think we’d even talk this much about it, but you’re really cool about the way you’re asking all these questions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fu2PnjxaQEM#!

A video wherein Kirk Cameron explains why Mormons are wrong, fwiw.

OH JOY

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/08/kirk-cameron-defends-todd-akin-132670.html?hp=t3_3

Protecting a member of your own tribe is far more important than being a decent person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWQeObjkt4

No results found for "kirk cameron eating shit on an infinite loop".

??

No results found for "kirk cameron's testicles stretched in opposite directions to maximum tension then snapped together + slow motion clip".

??

godamnit I feel like Kirk Cameron hasn't done anything interesting in a decade. When was that banana video even made?! He needs to step up his game if he still wants to minister to today's youth.

Ha:

God allows Facebook to block the trailer for Kirk Cameron's new movie

http://www.avclub.com/articles/god-allows-facebook-to-block-the-trailer-for-kirk,100504/

Cameron’s latest spiritual road trip poses the question, “Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?” (a question that’s plagued theologians and philosophers for centuries, their only answer being, “Dunno. Maybe ask the guy from Growing Pains?”). And ironically, God allowed bad things to happen to Kirk Cameron by letting YouTube and Facebook block the trailer on the grounds that, as Cameron claims, it was “abusive,” “unsafe,” and “spammy.” But rather than ponder this as the inscrutable will of his creator, Cameron did as Jesus on the cross, first asking why he’d been forsaken, then calling on his disciples to complain about their persecution for a really long time until they finally got their way. And thanks to their efforts, the trailer is now available below, so all can see for themselves Cameron’s journey into the heart of faith and, at one point, what looks like a Tool video.

http://www.liberty.edu/kirkcameron/

godamnit I feel like Kirk Cameron hasn't done anything interesting in a decade. When was that banana video even made?! He needs to step up his game if he still wants to minister to today's youth.

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, December 3, 2012 5:53 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn dude you need to see Fireproof

http://cdn.previously.tv/m/2013-05-31-kirk-subway.jpg

haha

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/kirk-cameron-unstoppable-trailer-lost-now-found-204749692.html

Everything about that photo – from the famous actor to the expressions on both women's faces to the sandwiches to the "PRIVATE" sign on the door to the round thermostat that still uses a needle probably to classic 1994 Americana furniture to the piles of shit behind the woman on the left to the blue hallway carpet to the goddamm PEEPHOLE in the door across the way – simply delights me to no end.

And what a fucked up place to put a thermostat – in the corner? It's not a door stop, right?

from that yahoo link:

Facebook, in a statement released Monday, was eager to clarify that they never made a value judgment about "Unstoppable," and the whole situation was the result of a minor glitch in their system."To protect the hundreds of millions of people who connect and share on Facebook every day, we have automated systems that work in the background to maintain a trusted environment and protect our users from bad actors who often use links to spread spam and malware," the statement read in part.

also, "Kirk Cameron's Unstoppable Trailer" would be a worthwhile "Speed"-style moviemaking endeavour. "He was a happily married christian who suddenly became... unhitched".

protect our users from bad actors

apparently not!

http://i.imgur.com/wcX8v5w.jpg

That is vaguely terrifying.

The twerp on the far right? Yes.

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That's Kirk Cameron second from the left? He sure is tall!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3566323/Kirk-Cameron-urges-wives-submissive-follow-husband-s-lead-former-actor-continues-nationwide-Love-Worth-Fighting-marriage-tour.html

Former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron, 45, is currently on a nationwide marriage tour giving advice to couples

He said in a recent interview that the role of the wife in a relationship is to be submissive to her husband

'Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband's lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,' said Cameron

He also urged men not to fight with their wives because it makes it difficult for their children to ever have healthy relationships

'When couples start arguing and fighting in front of the kids, dad cuts mom and mom cuts dad and the kids bleed,' said Cameron

Cameron, an Evangelical Christian, has been married for 24 years and has six children with wife Chelsea Noble