Who owns Canada?

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if you do an img srch for it you get a snoozing kitty. so, yeah, that works.

Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone ever seen the Queen, the hipsters, Greenland, Rush and Celine Dion in the same room? I smell conspricy, people.

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.ecma.ca/english/2004nominees/artistpics/Buck65.jpg

La Monte (La Monte), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure what this diagram explains, but I found it searching for Queen and Canada.

http://qsilver.queensu.ca/jewishstudies/kaballah.jpg

Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD! You mean Madonna is actually CANADIAN?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Dave Queen!

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

After this, he definitely deserves to.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

our national sport is navel-gazing. %35 of every radio station has to be CanCon.

heh, Huck, it's actually an old Red Ensign.. there's one on the old $5 too. Anyone seen the new $100's?

derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit the new 100s have a lot of holgrams. i like the new money but i miss 2 dollar bills.

La Monte (La Monte), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe all these holograms will do the same for money what they did for comic books in the 90s.

Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, the Metallica article was the deciding factor.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

and upper deck hockey cards. hockey cards owned canada in the 90s, now it's prime minister buck.

La Monte (La Monte), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

It's true that you can't have too much Rush, unless you're talking about side 2 of "2112".

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.sciencenewsforkids.org/articles/20030813/a122_1768.jpg
One day, Kamchakta might again be mighty.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

New hundred is shiney happy money and therefor sucks. Bring back the newfie firing squad.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.superseventies.com/2_70.gif

Shouldn't this thread have been titled "Guess Who Owns Canada"?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i pwn canada

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

or...
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/hard-rockcity/images/dico/dicom/mitch.JPG

derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://pl.wikipedia.org/upload/1/15/Brian_mulroney.jpg
"I pawned Canada."

Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I pawned it in the nude!
http://www.collectionscanada.ca/obj/h4/f1/255-v3.jpg

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

SEE THE PHEAR!
http://www.collectionscanada.ca/obj/h4/f1/17-v3.jpg

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

yes Madonna is in fact 50% canadian...her mama was Quebecois...

Anthony (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Acadian, actually.

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/CalgarySun/News/2004/07/25/556170.html

Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

She better not show up at the family reunion.
Jack Kerouac is from French Canadian stock.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

So is Jacques Villeneuve.

Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.reinvented.net/images/bobdoug.jpg

"Take off! It's a beauty way to go!"

andy, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Jack Kerouac is from French Canadian stock.
-- Mr Noodles (infinitecow...), August 11th, 2004.

I am too, partailly.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

10 bucks is bucks.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"10 bucks is 10 bucks." I mean

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

New new money? Like, new since when I was there?

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

new $100 bills, so really, it's theoretic new money, since I'll never see one. And haven't seen an old one since I was doing things I don't want to admit I was doing.

Huck, Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.base58.com/ilx/chickenreason.jpg

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"Canada is the most insecure country of all time. Ever watch Canadian TV? Read Canadian newspapers? It's all about "how we're not like the US," what the US is doing, perserving Canadian identity...seems like all they talk about is the US. They even have to have a certain amount of Canadian content on TV. By law. Insecure Canadians."

Considering that Canada, a sparsely populated middle power, shares a border with the world's lone superpower, some small measure of insecurity is to be expected. We know that the US could invade us at will and there would be nothing we could do to stop them. There's also the fear of being completely overwhelmed by American popular culture via the media. However, I don't think that anyone really worries that much anymore about having to emphasize the fact that we're not American. Since the US morphed into a creepy police state where any form of dissent is either stifled or deemed "unpatriotic", the differences between the two nations have become quite clear.

Furthermore, American newpapers and television have spent a great deal of time recently focusing on what Canada is doing. ie. legalized gay marriage and our refusal to participate in illegal foreign wars. What was it they were calling us a while back, "Soviet Canuckstan"?

I'll take a small dose of insecurity over insanity any day.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 12 August 2004 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

the US could invade us at will and there would be nothing we could do to stop them
i would fucking fuck them up.

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't wait to move to Nunavut now.
And, y'know, maybe we're not insecure, maybe we're just playing the insecurity card. It makes sense. And: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers." "...and feeling insecure about it?" "yeah!" We're well aware of our issues at least.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is not complying with the 35% Doug Henning content law:
http://www.geocities.com/johncmeyers1/henning.jpg

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

We own Canada. Now get orf one's land.

The Queen (robster), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

About the "50% of canadians near the border" thing...

a) That has a lot to do with how the country was initially settled.
b) It's FUCKING COLD everywhere else. What, did you think we ENJOYED it or something?

Simon H., Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

And
C) We did at one time own or claim ownership over Maine, Washington/Oregon State, Ohio river valley and upstate New York. But the British tossed it all away. So we can't help it if the Manifest dynasty made us close neighbors.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/magicians/doug-henning/10044040.jpg

Another picture of Canada's--and possibly the world's--greatest hippy magician ever, to get us closer to 35%.

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

And the Natural Law Party's former deputy leader.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

He was a Renaissance (Faire) man.

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Americans accusing Canadians of insecurity has made my day lots. That's comedy.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

As a nation we're very secure in the fact we aren't Americans.
In fact I hear its printed on the new 100 dollar bill.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Our national motto is "The old grey mare she ain't what she used to be" in latin.

Huck, Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://gimptard.com/gt/canadians.jpg

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

The Canadian Cheech and Chong, them.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Chong is already a Canadian. Used to be in the Armed Forces even.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Damn, you're right!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

And Cheech used to be a liftie in Banff. Can't remember which mountain anymore.

Huck, Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

fun canfact: dan aykroyd predates gay people and drugs

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I really wished that was Masia One on the cover in an elegant hammock being held up by all the T Dot ILXORs.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"rappers who can't rap - a rich canadian history"

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Who cares if Masia One isn't THEE most skilled Singaporean female MC? she's MASIA ONE! (Being the one of only two Masia One fans on ILX, if not the world, I must defend and show the rez)

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there really a Y before the K?

Huk-L, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

masia one posts to ilx?

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I will vouch for Masia One's HOTTTTNESS, but I haven't heard her music.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

this is the thread where the gomery commission is mentioned on ile

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Gomery commission sounds like business as usual in Quebec.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you think like trudeau that Québec has a price? Or what?

btw I have to say, I think in the future people in my province will be much more critical when they see canadian flags everywhere, hear "canadian" this "canadian" that on the tv, ads to promote canada etc I don't think they'll ever come-up with some clever new marketting gimmick to compensate... the end is night for canada, noodles :-)

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway, we are a "have not" province, isn't it?

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

The exact nail in the coffin for the I Am Canadian campaign was when they switched ad companies to the same folks who Blue use.

But that's besides the point, Molson never did well in Quebec. When you got Unibrew and Slemans firmly entrenched one shouldn't complain either. I would since I heart Moosehead but thats a different story all together.
As long as the "ethnic and money vote" still live in the province, or more importantly the PQ successfully continue to alienate them we are pretty safe until conservatives sneak into power. After that all bets are off.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The End is Night, a novel by Carol Shields.

Huk-L, Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"ethnic and money vote" ... harp on this all you want, who knows maybe it will make sense eventually

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I doubt the rantings of Jacques Parizeau will ever make sense.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

woah-bec, he was an eminent economist and served his country well. But as Landry said when the guy duff up, he duff up big time, but you know this and anyway, if you know you were not making sense, you should not imply québécois are generally racist eh?

About "PQ successfully continue to alienate them", what is this? Do you think the rise of popularity of sovereignism is alienation, because over time it grew from like 10% to 40,4 % to 49,4 % to...

alienation is exactly what Charest is doing to us right now, he is the economic equivalent of Mike Harris.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

hey canadians

do you guys have like a special attitude to the 60 degree parallel

http://www.ezilon.com/maps/images/northamerica/political-map-of-Canada.gif

cuz it kind of seems like most of your country is in that band right under it

or most of the people anyway

when you drive north is that like your existential out-there point, like 'o boy up north'

??

j., Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link

an estimated 75 percent of Canadians live within 161 kilometers (100 miles) of the U.S. border

have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

I've never been anywhere near that far north, but yeah, it's definitely a symbolic border: The North.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NODozHreRaA

jmm, Friday, 28 February 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link

when you drive north is that like your existential out-there point, like 'o boy up north'

There are only a couple of provincial highways that go that far north, all in BC and AB. To get that far north in SK and MB, plus in northern QC and Labrador, you have to fly in.

Hardly anyone in Canada has ever been that far north. The only major city that's more than a couple hours drive from the US is Edmonton, and even that's closer to the 49th parallel than the 60th.

Plasmon, Friday, 28 February 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

that's weird

what if there's something up there!!

you should go look!

j., Friday, 28 February 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link

OK, brb

Plasmon, Friday, 28 February 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link

I've been north of 60. Drove up from Edmonton, camped out in the NWT for a week. It's amazing. We saw buffalos in Wood Buffalo Park, and I dipped my toes in Great Slave Lake. Crossing 60 degrees _did_ feel like a really big deal to me. More ravens, less Canada geese. More scrawny black pines, less majestic fir trees. Less paved roads, too. Gigantic monster "dog flies". Like horse flies, but much meaner.

pauls00, Friday, 28 February 2014 02:37 (ten years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_road

!!

j., Friday, 28 February 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link

66° 33′ 44″ AND BEYOND

Lamp, Friday, 28 February 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link

The northernmost I've been is the James Bay and it was both terrifying and beautiful.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 28 February 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link

So I can't imagine the territories...

Van Horn Street, Friday, 28 February 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link

why terrifying

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 February 2014 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Summertime in the Territories is great. I can understand the terrifying. There's almost a sense of vertigo. Top of the world! Etc.

pauls00, Friday, 28 February 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

http://olc.spsd.sk.ca/DE/k9mod/srchsask/skmap.html

i think for most people, at least on the prairie provinces that connect with the territories, the north begins much sooner and the 60th parallel is too far away and inaccessible to consider. this map doesn't show it well. http://listingsca.com/saskatchewan/map-saskatchewan1.asp <--- that one does, but it's too big. the province looks as if it's only been half settled. no one travels north of 60 and barely anyone travels north of prince albert (53°12′N 105°45′W). prince albert is the southern grasslands dweller's NORTH, "the last major centre along the route to the resources of northern Saskatchewan," right around the line where parkland and grassy spaces disappear and the boreal forest begins, where the population of the province becomes majority aboriginal. there are those three highways struggling up through the province, 955 which mostly serves uranium mines and ends at cluff lake mine, 914 which ends at key lake mine, 905, and all three, i think, are unpaved, and to travel further north or to travel most places out of reach of those roads, it's on temporary ice roads or seasonal roads or you fly.

dylannn, Friday, 28 February 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

I met quite a few people at university (in BC) that would go tree-planting in the Yukon in the summer.

In fact, two of my good friends did it. It's intense.

The furthest north I've ever been to was an hour south of Jasper. But I do plan on seeing the northern lights in BC, so I'll make my way up there sometime.

, Friday, 28 February 2014 04:28 (ten years ago) link


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