Does Kraft make Wrapples anymore?

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If I could find a Pepsi Kona, you bet your ass I'd drink that. Ditto 7-Up Gold, or old Coke. But it says fresh right on the label and it's old enough to teach college classes. This is a sign.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

No, it says 'fresh caramel apples' meaning that you can make your own fresh caramel apples instead of... of... well, going to the fair and getting ones that are.. uh.. two hours old.

Yeah.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

a) Forget context! It's a signal, a code, a clue from the past, that innocent era when convenience food was made for ovens, not microwaves or Gameboys.

b) Think of all the changes to caramel apple technology we've wrought in the last three decades, not to mention the higher standards in safety codes which these old-enough-to-get-the-good-price-on-car-insurance Wrapples would flagrantly flout.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

You are a boogerhead. Nyah.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

I win. Godwin Jr's Law.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

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