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t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

Crap Intimidation Techniques

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (10 years ago) Permalink

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

― thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Gazza is the new God.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh hang on...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (10 years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

there aren't enough horrors in the day

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

World Bursts!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

Things Said By JESS!!! While Sleeping.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

every thread title ends with 'yo' in my eyes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

I've redesigned myself!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

what people are you doing for the weekend?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

happy birthday JESuS!!!

The Christmas thread.

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is staying up really really late bad for your breath?

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

And an endless and heartfelt 'fuck you' to everyone

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 18:36 (10 years ago) Permalink

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The Ozu threat. [Started by Amateurist (amateurist) in February 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by cacao nibs (Eric H.) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

xp particularly if you're making Hippy Gumbo.

― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

TS: Most Retarded-Looking Naked Ladies [Started by petesmith (plsmith) in September 2005, last updated 2 hours ago by diamonddave85] 21 new answers

― Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

funding an apartment in nyc

― Aimless, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Elvis of Christian Rock

― whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 18:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

seamless gits [Started by nakhchivan in February 2011, last updated 14 seconds ago by Le Bateau Ivre on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

Would you rather have been in the Bible, or have walked on the moon?

Is It Wrong To Lick Mike Oldfield?

― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

ITT: Tell Your Mom To Fuck Off

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

Simon & Garfunkel - BONKERS poll

― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Doors DOX! 'Cause You Know You Can!

and everybody in the thread making prank calls to Robby Kreiger's private landline.

― how's life, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:23 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Top 100 ACCORDION sucks

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:28 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

mixtape for after you get handsome [Started by luriqua in September 2007, last updated 1 hour ago by Doran] 9 new answers

― Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:12 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

^not exactly misread but this is the way Zing cuts it short:
mixtape for after you get hard...

― willem, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:57 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

The variety of functions of such a mixtape is amusing me.

― Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:04 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

guilty NEWB thread

― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

seriously unsettled me for a second

― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Heavy Hitlers #2: Emily Dickinson v Walt Whitman [Started by decent skinsmanship (Michael B) in November 2010, last updated 25 seconds ago by j. on I Love Books] 1 new answer POLL results

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

― Evan, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Tzatziki: Search & Destroy

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 1 June 2013 19:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to high five

― goole, Monday, 3 June 2013 20:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

pictures of people who are so not gay [Started by 乒乓 in November 2012, last updated 2 hours ago by 乒乓] 1 new answer

― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:57 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Is the CAtholic Church a cat ? [Started by anthony in December 2001, last updated 5 minutes ago by goole on I Love Everything] 6 new answers

― truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Kate Middleton appreciation thread [Started by these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera) in November 2012, last updated 5 hours ago by free your spirit pig (La Lechera)] 2 new answers

― Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2013 09:03 (1 week ago) Permalink

haha I misread "Bands in which all of the main members are dead" as "Boards in which all of the main members are dead"

― READY 4 CONFETTI (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 June 2013 17:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

is that what became of Ask Dr. Freud?

― Treeship, Saturday, 8 June 2013 17:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

opimus PRIME/NSA/free Edward Snowden/encryption tutorial thread

― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

Manic: The Gathering C/D

― Aimless, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:01 (1 week ago) Permalink

Get up off that floor and pipe down: A Poll of Textual Geffens

― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:02 (1 week ago) Permalink

Jewish Japanese Bossa Nova & Sophistipop [non-Shibuya-Kei] [Started by the KRUNK SPiNNiNG DANCER (PappaWheelie V) in January 2009, last updated 3 hours ago by Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli) on I Love Music] 2 new answers

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 09:21 (1 week ago) Permalink

Can We All Be Weirdos + Show Mike Love?

― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 09:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

rolling middle age 2013 thread

― Oh maintenance (doo dah), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 11:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

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