The car veered off the road and hit a treePoor Marc Bolan was killed, his spirit was freeAnd his girlfriend just lay there completely proneAnd to herself, she did moan:
"I just killed Marc Bolan", she said,"I just killed Marc Bolan."What a sad and sorry and sickening sightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening nightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening sightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
― Dolores O'Riordan, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link
Actually, this isn't funny.
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link
Deep into the sandwhich she did biteAnd only then did she get a frightShe huffed and puffed and then she chokedAnd only then the shop assistant spoke
"I just killed Mama Cass", he said,"I just killed Mama Cass."What a sad and sorry and sickening sandwichIt's so terrible that life's such a bitch
― Dolores O'Riordan, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh BonoWhy did you have to leave us so soon?Oh BonoWe're mourning your death in our gloom
Save the world from its despairPlayed on a rooftop, used a monitor for a chairOh BonoWhy did you have to leave us so soon?
Now you've joined the greats up aboveYou served this earth in the name of loveOh BonoWhy did you have to leave us so soon?
Oh BonoWhy did you have to leave us so soon?Oh BonoWhy did you have to leave us so soon?Oh BonoWhy did you have to leave us so soon?Oh BonoWe're mourning your death in our gloom
Ooooh, Ooooh, Aaaah Aaaaaaaah AaaahGoodnight, my dear.
― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link
Come on, who's going to better this? You're not, are you?
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Poor John had been on a vodka bingeHad so much to drink that his friends did cringeThen he went back to Jimmy Page's pad,Went upstairs and got into bedHe turned on the telly to watch Wallace & GromitThen he fell asleep and choked on his vomit
What a terrible day when John Bonham diedZep fans everywhere wept and cried
― Dolores O'Riordan, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link
He prayed alot, mostly to godBut he was old, like Paul Weller, a modHe played soccer, in his youth, in goals,But he could not save himself, the bell tolled
Pope John Paul, why did you dieYou were head of the catholic churchand now a guywho is a nazi iswhat a sad and sorry and sickening occurrencewhat a sad and sorry and sickening occurrence
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
Friends, Romans, he began his speech,countrymen too, but soon he would screech,Et Tu Brute, you were my mate,But for Julius Caesar, it was too late.
Brutus plunged the knife in deep,And Caesar began his final sleep,He was a play I done at school,Before the Cranberries, made me cool,
What a truly sad indictment of human morality and the culture of murder and espionage which developed in the Roman empire and culminated in the barbaric murder of such a brilliant man
Ah, Hi, Hae, Haec, Ah, Ah, Ah,
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dolores O'Riordan, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
Did your finger linger on the triggerand think about Courtney and Frances BeanCourtney and Frances BeanCourtney and Frances Bean
Did your finger linger? Huh-uh?
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link
The night that Jimi Hendrix died The night that Jimi Hendrix died
A showman each and every dayHe shocked the crowds at MontereyWhat thoughts were swirling in his headWhen he took those pills and woke up dead?
― Dolores O'Riordan (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link
What a terrible day for the Buckley clanWhat a terrible day for the Buckley clanWhat a terrible day for that young manWhat a terrible day for the Buckley clan
He played a song and walked into the riverPerhaps listening to a bad advice giverDown the river he drifted like an eelHis angelic voice would now be angelic for real
― Dolores O'Ewing (Groke), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link
The Cranberries career died. [X6]
With a papermate 38,her intelligence was no longer a debate.she should have stayed at home,she should have written another "dreams",or "Linger" or even "Zombie" it seems,
she wrote "I just shot John Lennon".she wrote "I just shot John Lennon".What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.What a sad and sorry and sickening night.What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.What a sad and sorry and sickening night.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah...
She said "I just shot John Lennon.I mean I just wrote "I just shot John Lennon"."What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.What a sad and sorry and sickening night.What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.What a sad and sorry and sickening night.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah...tishoo.
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link
It was him the Big Bopper and that other oneThey had been on a tour, it was funThey were not to know as their plane ascendedThat on that night their lives were to be ended
What a sad and sorry and sickening flightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening flightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening flight
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Above the fields the plane no longer fliedSome have called it the day the music diedHowever my own career is proof it was notIn my opinion there's a bigger plot
― Don O'McLean (Groke), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Well tonight we hold a wake for dear KirstyThe salty water that makes one thirstyis from a sea filled with our tearsThe news confirmed our worst fears
what a sad and sorry and sickening threadOur heroic pop stars now are all dead
― diedre O' Rearend (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link
What a sad and sorry and sickening sightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening nightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening sightWhat a sad and sorry and sickening night
― Dolores O'Riordan, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link
On that sad, sorry night in 1993An overdose caused the death of GG.His lack of talent was never debatedHe may be dead, but we'll always have Hated.
― mike a, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link
It crashed Lynyrd SkynyrdIt crashed Lynyrd SkynyrdIt crashed Lynyrd SkynyrdIt crashed Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ronnie Van Zant, Cassie and Steve GainesWere killed, and others suffered lots of painsI never listened to their music that muchBut by mourning them I appear to have the commoner's touch
There was lots of fire and smoke and ashThey sang of a free bird, but they all crashedAnd then they had a Phoenix's resurrectionAnd I'm the first person to ever make that connection
What a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thudWhat a sad and sorry and sickening thud
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh it's sad and it's sickThe beloved* arm of Rick *3 syllablesIt's so sad and so sickThat you no longer hold that stick
It's so sick and so sorryIt's a sick and sad storyIt's so sad and so sickeningAhhhh ah ah Ahhhh ah ah ah ah ah a-a-a--a--a, um, ah aha hh ah
Did you ever dream you'd be replaced by a machine?Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...
― D'Odor O'Rearend (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't even remember why he was killed like a cat(crash or an overdose or something like that) but there was no rain on the ground where he layon that sad and frightful day
Shannon Hoon, the rock singer in Blind Melon, diedShannon Hoon, the rock singer in Blind Melon, diedShannon Hoon, the rock singer in Blind Melon, died
― Clitoris O'RamItIn (Roger Fidelity), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link
But he snuffed it on the pan He snuffed it on the panOh unlucky man
What a sad and sorry and sickening sightSomeone's gonna have to clean up that mess alright
If it takes all night.
― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha
― goole, Monday, 11 July 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
ha this thread was great.
― LocalGarda, Monday, 11 July 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
Lyrical creepypasta needs to be a thing.
― Breezy Summer Jam (MintIce), Monday, 11 July 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck, I'm a terrible person, sorry. The Kirsty MacColl one is worse though, that's my excuse.
It was the fearful eve' of the twenty-second of NovemberWhich Michael Hutchence will not be able to rememberIn the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Double Bay, SydneyWas a sight as terrible as any in a film by Scott, Ridley
He was stuck on a doorframe he couldn't get out ofHe was stuck on a doorframe he couldn't get out ofHe was stuck on a doorframe he couldn't get out ofHe was stuck on a doorframe he couldn't get out of
His snake skin belt was all knotted and the buckle was brokenHe must have been feeling that the lord God had spokenWith his success in INXS he was laughing all the way to the bankOh if only he had not been tempted by that stranglewank
Ahhh ahh ahhOooh oooh oooh
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
My friend Max came up with:
It was a tragic timeWe lost Bowie and PrinceWe can only pray'17 i uno repeat and rinse
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
Dave225 was a bad man
― corbynite, shite (soref), Thursday, 1 September 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link
should say "is no"
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link
BEST THREAD EVER.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 2 September 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link
You spoke in lyric, you spoke in rhymesThey hit you in the head too many timesWhat a sad and sorry and sickening sightWhy'd you take the Berbick fight
Ah-ha-liAh-ha-liAh-ha-li
― pinkhushpuppies (rip van wanko), Friday, 2 September 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link
And what of Johnny Ace?Houston, Texas was the placeThat .22 he called his friendWould soon bring on his bitter end
He played Russian Roulette and he lostHe played Russian Roulette and he lostA dangerous game, his life the costHe played Russian Roulette and he lost
Curtis Tillman dabbed his eyesThat Oldsmobile he'll never driveWas it suicide? Was it a reckless show?Perhaps the world will never know
― Neanderthal, Friday, 2 September 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link
i mean, in this case maybe don't
46 way too young :(
― mark s, Monday, 15 January 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link