Classic Albums With Not-So-Classic Opening Tracks

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The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, come on, you might not like it or it's been overplayed, but that is a pretty classic opening track.

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I like Blame it On The Stones. I guess maybe the lyrics feel a little easy with hindsight; wonder if it did at the time.

buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

In re the whole making fun of stodgy middle class people who blame rock music.

buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

All hiphop albums with 'intros'.

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^the intro to Wu Tang Forever is like the most unnecessary, lame thing on the album (next to Black Shampoo and Dog Shit)

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

otoh the intros to the first four Ice Cube solo albums are awesome

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"Loves In Need" is so over-modulated, over-preachy and over-long. What is people's deal with that song?

Eric H., Friday, 8 October 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, I think its reputation has been inflated simply by its being the opening track of a classic album.

Eric H., Friday, 8 October 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm saddened by the fact that Nation of Millions opens with the voice of "Dangerous" Dave Pearce - and the general oddness of starting with a London show - but I've learned to live with it.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

because america didn't care for them as much as the uk did when bum rush came out?

plus there was once a time when dave pearce was cool, honest!

just read whiney's book.

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Nation without "London England...consider yourself...WAAAAAAAARNNNNNED" wd be a lesser, crippled thing.

away from football we're perfectly nice gentlemen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Most of the first side of Abbey Road is perfectly disposable.

seandalai, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll agree with seandalai tho, the A side of Abbey Road is pretty much disposable for me. Then again, it opens with 'Come together' followed by 'Something' which are two of the best songs in there so probably the wrong thread. I'd definitely rep for it on a 'Not-So-Classic Albums With Classic Opening Tracks' thread.

Moka, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Beach Boys Summer Days (and Summer Nights) kicks off with "Girl From New York City" which is kind of a dud.

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

And really, it's not a challenging second opinion considering ILM voted almost exclusively for side A on the worst song on Abbey Road thread:

Worst Beatles song on Abbey Road

Moka, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^the intro to Wu Tang Forever is like the most unnecessary, lame thing on the album (next to Black Shampoo and Dog Shit)

I'd say that "Bring tha Ruckus" is a much worse opening track than this. It's gotta be by far the worst thing on the first Wu-Tang album.

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

most of that is for maxwell's tho. dunno, "come together", "something", and "i want you" are pretty essential beatles imo. xpost

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I like 'Come Together' for it's restraint in the chorus. Feels like it's going to blow up anytime but never actually does. Frustrated me as hell when I first heard it but eventually grew very fond of it.
'Something' I've heard in so many wedding receptions it has lost some of its luster but love the subtle cynical approach in the lyrics.
'I Want You' is ILM's favorite song here according to that one poll but is one of the Beatles songs I hate the most. In this case it's the lack of restraint that gets me, it's too ambitious for the Beatles to pull off succesfully. I do love the sort of 'surf rock' interludes in it tho.

Moka, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

If you listened to the old cassette version of Abbey Road, you're used to hearing it open with "Here Comes the Sun" and "Something".

Kinda weak, but "Come Together" fading off before the harpsichord starts on "Because" is pretty cool.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" is the quintessential example of this phenomenon for me. i mean, fun song and all, i like it fine in isolation or out of context -- but I almost universally skip straight to "Pledging My Time" when playing Blonde on Blonde.

swvl, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

conversely: tylerw, i totally know what you mean about "Artificial Energy"...but i kind of love how it works as a bait-and-switch, that harsh up-tempo freak-out leading into the the gorgeous comedown of the next few tracks.

swvl, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

^co-sign

Trip Maker, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" is the quintessential example of this phenomenon for me. i mean, fun song and all, i like it fine in isolation or out of context -- but I almost universally skip straight to "Pledging My Time" when playing Blonde on Blonde.

― swvl, Friday, October 8, 2010 7:34 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

oft-cited red herring imo

69, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i mean, there's a good case for making the opening track kind of a curveball stylistically -- the element of surprise, I guess. especially if you're an established act with an audience that expects one thing, and the opening track takes the sound in an entirely different direction. Rainy Day Women -- yeah, that must've been a shock to people expecting another "like a rolling stone".

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"Love's In Need Of Love Today" is a fantastic song. And there has never ever been such a thing as "over modulated". The more modulations, the better.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd say "Drive My Car" is a bit underwhelming compared with most of the rest of "Rubber Soul".

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

"Woodface" also leaves better stuff for later by opening with "Chocolate Cake".

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i agree with geir

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

mainly about "drive my car"

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Architecture & Morality - The New Stone Age suuucks

MyFatherWillGuideMeUpARopeToYourMum (MaresNest), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

US avoided that problem by having the album open up with the far superior I've Just Seen a Face

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Neil Young - Trans, opening track is the completely forgettable "Little Thing Called Love". It's a classic album to me!

the same relation to machines as that which machines have to man (Matt #2), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Excitable Boy. "Johnny Strikes Up the Band" is great but the rest of the record dwarfs it in swagger and dread.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The track sequence for Big Star's Third/Sister Lovers has as many variations as there are releases, but the (supposedly) Chilton-sanctioned order leads off with "Kizza Me", which I always skip.

henry s, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^the intro to Wu Tang Forever is like the most unnecessary, lame thing on the album (next to Black Shampoo and Dog Shit)

― crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, October 8, 2010 1:13 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Dog Shit is fucking classic beyond classic beyond classic, Shakey Moron

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i always found it weirder that some versions of Third start with "For You". xxpost

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"Vine Street" on Nilsson Sings Newman is eminently skippable as an opener (& hate it on Song Cycle too which some consider a classic, but I don't)

Euler, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

man, i love vine st. on both of those albums -- and that intro to it on Nilsson is awesome!

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

haha it's really the opening on the Nilsson album that I hate the most; it gets better after that, but not enough....

Euler, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Third is exempt, there's no official tracklisting imho

lol Whiney I love dirt dog too but gimme a break even I have my limits

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^
Why do you think they both started with it then?

xpost re: Nilsson and VDP

sonofstan, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

re Nilsson/VDP: just no accounting for taste, I guess

Euler, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Pulp Fiction Soundtrack, diner dialogue.

ok we are pals (Eazy), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I have to disagree on "Kizza Me" not working as the album's opener. That C-chord banging off as soon as you hit play and Chilton declaring that he wants to white out, coming after the band's previous two albums flopped and before he really starts cutting some veins open.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

kizza me was the first big star song i heard, and it was *not* how i expected big star to sound after having read various reviews/articles.

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

First track on side two of the vinyl = Little Miss Strange

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hahahahahahahaha

I guess Geir's gonna defend that one - he'll be alone mind :D

acoleuthic, Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the actual tune, which could have been composed by Little Richard in 1955.

It's not that good.

sonofstan, Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Architecture & Morality - The New Stone Age suuucks

― MyFatherWillGuideMeUpARopeToYourMum (MaresNest), Friday, October 8, 2010 4:15 PM (2 days ago)

totally agree, idk wtf they were thinking putting that song on the album, it just doesn't fit at all.

i know i'm gonna get shit for this, but "Do the Strand" has always annoyed me. i love the rest of the album, but could never stand that song.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Got to make an apology about my post above, I'd remembered 'Emperor Tomato Ketchup' to be the opening track on the album. Metronomic Undergound is still a quality track though.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

First track on side two of the vinyl = Little Miss Strange

As a song, stripped off the production and guitar playing and vocals and all, this is actually among the better things on the album. Because it sounds (and is...) English.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 10 October 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 'Country Life', but I never liked 'The Thrill Of It All'.

zeus, Sunday, 10 October 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, the bass and drums would have been been less powerful, but bass, drums and recording technique is of less importance than the actual tune . . .

They may be shit songs, but the production is amazing.

¯\(°_o)/¯

not Morbius old, but still (Phil D.), Sunday, 10 October 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Already stated, but this thread is really bringing out the crazy people.

dlp9001, Sunday, 10 October 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

David Watts? Tom Violence? We Dance? Seriously, we can't find better examples...

dlp9001, Sunday, 10 October 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I bring this album up too much already, but "Amerykan Promise" is easily the worst song off of Nu Amerykah Part One.

All Evil Begins as Flight from Pain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 October 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

the only one listed that I can agree with ITT far is Beach Boy's "The Girl from New York City". it doesn't sonically resemble much of anything on the rest of the album, sets no tone, does not have a memorable melody, and is mostly forgettable.

THE SOMEWHAT COMPETENT RANDY (San Te), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, the bass and drums would have been been less powerful, but bass, drums and recording technique is of less importance than the actual tune . . .

They may be shit songs, but the production is amazing.

¯\(°_o)/¯

I might have liked "Come Together" too if it was crowded with electronic sound effects, weird stereo effects with guitars wandering from left to right to left to right and lots of phasing.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Split Enz: True Colours ("Shark Attack" is this really fast and furious song that stylistically is a perfect opening track. The problem being, it sucked...)

The version I had (US release) had "I Got You" as the opener, which was easily the best track on the album. That said, I don't rank that album as a classic. Not bad, but not a classic.

XTC: Apple Venus ("River Of Orchids" returns to their earlier mishabit of starting albums with an ugly, dissonant track)

No, "River of Orchids" sets the mood perfectly. "We've got an orchestra, we're gonna use it, and we're gonna use it to expand our sonic palette beyond anything you've ever heard from us." The arrangement on that song is gorgeous.

"Precious" off The Pretenders' self-titled

I'll second that. Meh track, topped by almost everything after it. For my money, the rule of thumb with that album is that every track is better than the one preceding it.

My additions to the list:
"Absolutely Cuckoo" from Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs (though I guess it made sense to start the album with a seeming throwaway, the throwaways were sort of the point)
"I'm Gonna See You" from that dog's Retreat from the Sun (maybe the best power-pop album of the '90s, there I said it; the opener does not help this claim)
"Big in Japan" from Tom Waits' Mule Variations (most of the songs sound timeless and/or eternal; that one does not)
"Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)" from Talking Heads' Remain in Light (every song on that album is an object lesson in using studio mixing to create coherence, except that track, where it only creates incoherence)

Dodo Lurker (Slim and Slam), Monday, 11 October 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

"Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)" from Talking Heads' Remain in Light (every song on that album is an object lesson in using studio mixing to create coherence, except that track, where it only creates incoherence)

― Dodo Lurker (Slim and Slam), Sunday, October 10, 2010 11:38 PM (Yesterday)

i don't even know what to say to this.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 11 October 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"Big in Japan", though -- I'm down with that as a good example.

ok we are pals (Eazy), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

No, "River of Orchids" sets the mood perfectly. "We've got an orchestra, we're gonna use it, and we're gonna use it to expand our sonic palette beyond anything you've ever heard from us." The arrangement on that song is gorgeous.

Using an orchestra is OK, but the arrangement is just too dissonant in places, not least in the intro.
"Ballet For a Rainy Day" is my least favourite track on "Skylarking" too, for the same reason (you see, they had done that dissonent orchestra thing before!)

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link

but geir the middle-eight of BFARD is one of the most melodically triumphant things they ever did!

acoleuthic, Monday, 11 October 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link

It's OK. The rest of "Skylarking" is perfect though, so it doesn't take much dissonance to become my least favourite track on such a wonderful and cohesive album. :)

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Geir you should find a better word to describe what you don't like about the orchestral arrangements than 'dissonant'. Maybe the brass in ROO is creating tension a little, but I'm certain there's nothing unstable about Ballet's arrangement.

MyFatherWillGuideMeUpARopeToYourMum (MaresNest), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Mind you AP's vocals on ROO are pretty crazy in parts. :)

MyFatherWillGuideMeUpARopeToYourMum (MaresNest), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Floppy Boot Stomp" is my least favourite track on "Shiny Beast" but I'm aware I might be alone in this belief

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 11 October 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^I agree with you actually.

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 October 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

(xp to comment way upthread)

it's hardly the best track on the album, but ain't got you is a good table-setter for the sound and theme of tunnel-of-love. i like how it announces that this disc wil be a stark departure from born-in-the-usa, and it's (relatively) light, upbeat lyrics ease me into a very dark album.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

The Times' "Pirate Playlist 66" has a whole album's worth of classic sort-of-britpop which was put out with minimal fanfare dring Creation Records' last months, with a load of spurious song titles... Anyway, the first track "Heart of Steel" or whatever wacky title it got, is um, one.

Mark G, Monday, 11 October 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Mind you AP's vocals on ROO are pretty crazy in parts. :)

Well... He sings a bit too fast at times, but misses the notes no less than he always does (on purpose). :)

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 11 October 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

no more, I mean

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 11 October 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

wow, looking at Geir's post from above is pure WTF, I disagree with nearly everything there.

my picks:

Nick Lowe, Jesus of Cool: Music for Money - boring and one note, nothing like the rest

The Police, Ghost in the Machine: Spirits in the Material World - never liked this tune because it's basically a callback to their old stuff but without the guitar. the rest of the album is surprisingly great though!

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

The Who, Quadrophenia - "I Am The Sea."

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

"Love Vigilantes" off New Order's 'Low Life' (my favorite album of theirs fwiw).

Lawanda Pageboy (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

Nick Lowe, Jesus of Cool: Music for Money - boring and one note, nothing like the rest

Here's one instance where U.S. record company meddling actually improved things--it's sequenced so much better:

U.K. - "Jesus of Cool"
Music for Money
I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass
Little Hitler
Shake and Pop
Tonight
So It Goes
No Reason
36 Inches High
Marie Provost
Nutted by Reality
Heart of the City (live version)

U.S. - "Pure Pop for Now People"
So It Goes
I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass
Tonight
Marie Provost
Heart of the City (studio version)
Rollers Show
They Call It Rock (rockin'-er version of "Shake and Pop")
No Reason
Little Hitler
Nutted by Reality
36 Inches High
Music for Money

"Music for Money" works as the final cut. And the studio version of "Heart of the City" kicks the live version in the balls.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 January 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

I have the new version w/ the bonus tracks, that U.S. version does look so much better. I loved "They Call It Rock" (IMO "Shake and Pop" felt watered down every since I heard it) and never understood why "Rollers Show" wasnt on the album.

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

Always thought Armenia City in the Sky one of the weakest things on The Who Sellout, and an odd opener

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 13 January 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

should be Armenia

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 13 January 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

I also think Rael at the end is a bit of a letdown too. That album's all about the middle, like a bell curve

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 13 January 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

Dog Shit is fucking classic beyond classic beyond classic

YEs yes yes yes yes yes

Always thought Armenia City in the Sky one of the weakest things on The Who Sellout, and an odd opener

No No No NO!!

billstevejim, Friday, 13 January 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Armenia's one of the best songs on Sell Out.

Which is to say, it's one of the best songs.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 13 January 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

i always skip 'Love Is The Drug' on Siren.

nerve_pylon, Friday, 13 January 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

^ ? waht

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Friday, 13 January 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, it is classic, i've just heard it too much, and i'm antsy to get to the 1-2-3 punch of End of the Line/Sentimental Fool/Whirlwind

nerve_pylon, Friday, 13 January 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link


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