Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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it's not a 500px limit that keeps it from animating, it's a 500kb limit. It would be totally fucking cool if a site dedicated almost entirely to hosting images had a fucking FAQ explaining this but hey you know, they've got more important things to worry about like letting people make sharks or cats avatars

dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not a 500px limit that keeps it from animating, it's a 500kb limit.

The image that I've been having trouble posting is the one of admrl I posted above:

it's wider than 500px, but it's also only 405kb. But for some reason, it won't animate.

I tried another image wider than 500px, and it worked. But it's only 214kb.

So even though the documentation that tumblr has says "Since resizing animated GIFs is computationally intensive, large files (greater than 512K or wider than 500 pixels) may lose their animation if the upload server runs out of memory. Please avoid uploading unreasonably large animated GIFs", it seems like the limit is somewhere lower, less than 400, maybe?

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

now that you mention it, I think they may have lowered the limit recently because I'm positive it used to be 500kb but I had to re-size one down to under 400 the other day too

dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9dybgs3EQ1qdmmiqo1_r3_400.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmgztKngqg

"Harry, Frank and the rest of the boys talk business while waiting for the ball game to start. But when Vince loses his wallet, all hell breaks loose!"

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

raaaaaaaaaad

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

this should be probably be posted in the "your terrible ideas" thread, but I'm currently working on an entire episode of mad men with 6th grade goofball effects thrown over the top, to be posted on youtube in 5 segments. hope i don't get sued!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

hope you do! that's instant fame and you can always pull the videos.

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 October 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Z can you please animate this:

http://www.vinylrecords.ch/E/EM/Emerson_Lake_Palmer/Love-Beach/love-beach-10.jpg

third-strongest mole (corey), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ keith emerson on that one

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ everything on that one tbh

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

ELP, sweeeeeet!

Yeah, I'll work on in here in a minute

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9ul9zN2Tf1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

i'm feeling v immature, again

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

magnifico, also omg eyebrows

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

if filesizes permitted, I'd have the 8th or 9th looped boner bulge through his pants into a smoking chainsaw

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

well, whatever, you only live once

http://i55.tinypic.com/2nhlqg2.gif

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

zs if you are wanting to become youtube video star i suggest you put all your gifs into a single mammoth movie and invite some drunkards over and record their reactions and that will be the audio for this movie which you will upload and become internet famous.
i have made a computer thingy to create such a video automatically from livejournal animated gifs but jeebus willing it will work for your gifs.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, it's not a bad idea (unless the captured audio was all like "what is this? these are stupid. hey man i know a MUCH better video, pass the computer this way! -what? why not? whose video? whose? Zach? who is Zach? oh, that guy in the kitchen? wait, which guy? ..THAT guy? let's get out of here, I know a much better place we can hang out")

I already have the software to put together a video, but i'm sorta concerned about blowing my wad and then having to wait another 3 years before I can build up enough to make another!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

just set evil guide dog to music

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

if only it was that easy

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lolling so hard at those ^^^

delicious demonym (corey), Thursday, 7 October 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Visine's stocks are soaring thanks to this thread, demand is through the roof!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

if there is one thing the internet has taught me, quality stuff does not rise to the top organically.
i have now taken it upon myself to be your 1-person street team. watch for your gifs soon to appear in various sectors of the banking, UFO conspiracists, and competitive cup stacking subcultures for no earthly reason.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

If you can get me a tumblr-related book deal, and also figure out how to make a book with animated gifs in it, I would be very grateful!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

see that's where the big money is. lenticular books! scanimation!
http://www.amazon.com/Gallop-Scanimation-Picture-Book-Books/dp/0761147632

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

My daughter has that one and I can't for her to grow up so we can rip the pages apart.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Apparently there was also a magazine called Venture that used to feature a 3D image on every cover back in the 60-70s

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I would totally reblog your gifs if my tumblr didn't already have a 'theme' =(

dayo, Friday, 8 October 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I totally understand. I'm not really reblogging either (at least not yet) even though there's loads of cool stuff that I'm seeing every day. This may or may not make me a dick in the tumblr community, I'm not sure yet!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

and I gotta straight up ask: who is 67752? Whoever they are, they're being super nice

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yea been wondering that myself

dayo, Friday, 8 October 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, I don't know like half of the people following, I'm not sure if they're ILXors or if it's some 14-year-old falconry enthusiast stranger or something, which would be really cool

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope you all don't fault me for not following. I prefer to hit yer tumblr through a bookmark instead of all at once on my "dashboard".

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

nah, I feel the same way, actually. I'm still trying to used to it, though. I like the idea of it, but when you follow enough people there's like a billion new posts every time you check in and it can get kinda overwhelming.

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man, that may be my favorite one yet!

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 October 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

omg the Mom? Dad? makes me lol -- thanking you

markers, Friday, 8 October 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

also, I want that doll

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

man, I really love this dude's "live" gif animations:

http://i52.tinypic.com/zkh5ib.gif
http://i55.tinypic.com/2jg5aus.gif

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

what's the diff between livejournal and tumblr anyway

dayo, Friday, 8 October 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

no smileys or moods allowed.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i got totally pumped a minute ago because i saw that my page views shot up from 41 to 211 yesterday. but then i realized that 175 of those visits were referrals from the http://www.progressiveears.com/ messageboard, from a post about the emerson lake and palmer gif. but hey, i'll take what i can get i guess...the sad part is now i feel the temptation to make more progressive rock gifs just to cater to that lil' community

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 8 October 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link


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