-- Disappointed (disappointe...) (webmail), March 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM. (link)
Wrong!!!
― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
Aye yai yai....again with that "he's made lots of money, so therefore he must be the most excellent thing to ever pick up an instrument!"
Call me a "hater"! Please. Do! Because I Do hate! I embrace my hatred. HATRED SHOULD NOT BE FEARED! HATRED IS A VALID EMOTION! And, for the record, it's not DMB I hate (their music -- as labouriously stated above -- simply BORES me -- which is worse than sucking, btw), IT'S HIS SHITHEAD FANS AND THEIR LAME JUSTIFICATIONS!
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― J (Jay), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Let me be the first to say - Who the fuck is Dave Matthews?!
― Jose Ole, Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link
Hope you all enjoy missing this summer's DMB tour - the fans won't miss ya there either.
― english major, Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link
HATRED SHOULD NOT BE FEARED! HATRED IS A VALID EMOTION! And, for the record, it's not DMB I hate (their music -- as labouriously stated above -- simply BORES me -- which is worse than sucking, btw), IT'S HIS SHITHEAD FANS AND THEIR LAME JUSTIFICATIONS!"Then STRIKE THEM DOWN, Young Apprentice! STRIKE! AND SHOW NO MERCY!"
or, in the alternative,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38365000/jpg/_38365615_lydon300ap.jpg"ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY!"
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link
-- english major (stupidpeopl...), March 24th, 2005 11:18 PM.
Did you mean, "The fans won't miss ya. They're either" ?
― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 24 March 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link
and that novel will be made into a short film with manic edits and inclusion of all the pics and shite in this thread for accuracy. this short film will undoubtably inspire a major motion picture or perhaps a public apology from Dave himself, which will include the phrases - 'i'm sorry i sing like a muppet', 'i'm SERIOUSLY sorry about my fanbase of idiots and assclowns who interpret my every move as that of jesus christ himself.', and 'sorry about the poo-dumping thing. but really, that wasn't THE BAND or MYSELF, but the sanitation co. we used. who have been sacked.'
or perhaps this thread will experience a revival on par with 80's fashion or neo-hippidom with the coming of the next DMB joint.
has anyone posted a link for this onto a DMB forum?just wondering.
― eedd, Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link
But the music that Jim really doesn't like that is celebrated in the mainstream 20 years on -- and which is being re-sold now with gusto, even though he hates it-- tends to be the music that he disdained because guys who had girlfriends, and dates, and stuff like that were into it. In fact, an argument can be made that this music was responsible for the most god-awful times in Jim's history of being a loser and not getting laid.
― dove, Thursday, 24 March 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― a h, Saturday, 26 March 2005 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link
This, in a nutshell, would be my message to the Dave Matthews Band.
― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 26 March 2005 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― ddf, Saturday, 26 March 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link
I have to say that I think my response was fairly well-mannered in response to a post that included such hugs-n-cuddles as "shitty, ball sucking" and "worthless jizz spot" in reference to the opinions of those above.
In contrast to my earlier nice-nice, my response to you is that perhaps you should go eat a bag of dicks. Which, I hear, is a more biologically plausible alternative.
Juvenalia can be fun! Who knew?
― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm not joking, btw.
― Si Carter (Si Carter), Sunday, 27 March 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 27 March 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link
oh, i dunno.the fans...i mean...they kinda, well, i'm sayin...well, they got some sorta 'funk' goin on, right?
heh. right?
yeah.
― eedd, Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link
Wow. It took 1977 posts, but someone finally nailed it better than hstencil's first response.
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Sunday, 27 March 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 27 March 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mr Woo, Friday, 1 April 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link
There's a good chance this has already been said in some form, so I'm risking an xpost (I'm not reading through 1,980 posts, sorry), but seriously, if you've heard enough music over the years, there's a good chance that you should know better than to consider them as one of your favorite bands. If you love DMB that much, you probably need to listen to more music. (How's that for elitist?) And if DMB happens to be your favorite band for life, then there is no hope for you, and you will never understand true listening enjoyment.
I'll admit that I think a few of their songs are really well written (I always liked "The Best Of What's Around" and "Dancing Nancies" is pretty cool) but seriously, who actually puts "Dave" in their CD player and listens to it, when there's literally thousands upon thousands of bands more worthy of their time?
Oh and also I saw them at Jones Beach in 1997 and it was the worst concert I've ever been to.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 3 April 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Si Carter (Si Carter), Sunday, 3 April 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link
So there...Stupid Matthews! Stupid overal fan base....Big fat stupidness everywhere. People think for yourselves...take your asses to the barber shop. Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole. Wesley Willis has more talent in one little finger.
― Boards of Canada, Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link
d00ds, this is gaining WAY too fast....it's only been around for 4 months!!!!make w/ the hate, people!!!!!!
― eedd, Friday, 8 April 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Boards of Canada, Friday, 8 April 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― lemin (lemin), Friday, 8 April 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Boards of Canada, Friday, 8 April 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
another blog worth visitingDave sucks cock for a living!
― drainbrain, Friday, 8 April 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― labatt blue, Friday, 8 April 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link
I hope you fart until your world is full of your own asshole smell
Dave matthews will CUM on your face and then you will lick it off!
― infestedterran, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― labatt blue, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― pope john paul II, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link
Lemin, you're from Boulder. You get a free pass.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― pope john paul II, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― What Happens At 2000th Post?, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
A Momentous moment is about to happen on ILM
― tim reynolds, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link
2000, like the year, comes not with a bang, but a whimper.
And not a trace of plasma, either.
― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Will this thread ever reach 2500 or 3000?
― Dave Matthews, Friday, 8 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link