Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

alright, the consensus is overwhelming...

I'M GETTING A TUMBLR

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty soon i should be able to publish a novelty hipster book

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah dude i learned fast that animated gifs dont make for good book/t-shirt ideas :(

dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

damn, I hate coming up with titles, I'm the worst

so far my best idea is robocopII

...I'm serious

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

shouldiseerobocopy/n.tumblr.com

dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, tomorrow i'll work on the layout and try to make internet tumblr friendz, but for now:

weinventyou.tumblr.com

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

dope!

markers, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, can I ask a quick favor? and this is going to sound totally self-serving, but -

could on tumblr try to "like" one of my posts? I was messing around with the code for the notes, and I'm not sure if it's not showing up because no one has "liked" one of my posts (;_;) or because I fucked up the code!

also, slightly bummed that tumblr has problems with animated gifs wider than 500 px (http://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/posting)

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

You can host the gif elsewhere and just use html to post the image, rather than uploading the gif to tumblr itself.

Dan I., Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait, it still scales down big pics doesn't it. :(

Dan I., Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not the scaling down that's the problem so much as that it actually won't animate... like this:

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/JAMMIN.gif

when I try to post that on tumblr, either as an uploaded file or as a URL, the result doesn't animate, it's just a still.

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

could on tumblr try to "like" one of my post

whoops, meant for this to be "could someone one tumblr"

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

someone ON tumblr

ban me from the internet, stick a fork in me

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

when I try to post that on tumblr, either as an uploaded file or as a URL, the result doesn't animate, it's just a still.

actually, scratch that, just to make things even more confusing, I think this is the situation:

I can link to an image in the html, and it will display as an animated image, just as it should. The problem is that when you create a post in tumblr, it has to be categorized (text, photo, video, etc). I can't categorize it as a photo and then just link to it in the HTML, because it gives me a "you need to upload a photo" error. I can categorize it as Text and post it, and it displays just fine - the only problem is that the image doesn't appear in the Dashboard. I don't want to do that, either, because then anyone following me will just a bunch of blank spots in their dashboard whenever I post something.

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

why are 21st century problems so, so lame? I'd rather have an oozing wound on the bottom of my calf from clearing brushwood or something

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not a 500px limit that keeps it from animating, it's a 500kb limit. It would be totally fucking cool if a site dedicated almost entirely to hosting images had a fucking FAQ explaining this but hey you know, they've got more important things to worry about like letting people make sharks or cats avatars

dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not a 500px limit that keeps it from animating, it's a 500kb limit.

The image that I've been having trouble posting is the one of admrl I posted above:

it's wider than 500px, but it's also only 405kb. But for some reason, it won't animate.

I tried another image wider than 500px, and it worked. But it's only 214kb.

So even though the documentation that tumblr has says "Since resizing animated GIFs is computationally intensive, large files (greater than 512K or wider than 500 pixels) may lose their animation if the upload server runs out of memory. Please avoid uploading unreasonably large animated GIFs", it seems like the limit is somewhere lower, less than 400, maybe?

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

now that you mention it, I think they may have lowered the limit recently because I'm positive it used to be 500kb but I had to re-size one down to under 400 the other day too

dirk funk (gr8080), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9dybgs3EQ1qdmmiqo1_r3_400.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmgztKngqg

"Harry, Frank and the rest of the boys talk business while waiting for the ball game to start. But when Vince loses his wallet, all hell breaks loose!"

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

raaaaaaaaaad

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

this should be probably be posted in the "your terrible ideas" thread, but I'm currently working on an entire episode of mad men with 6th grade goofball effects thrown over the top, to be posted on youtube in 5 segments. hope i don't get sued!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

hope you do! that's instant fame and you can always pull the videos.

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 October 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Z can you please animate this:

http://www.vinylrecords.ch/E/EM/Emerson_Lake_Palmer/Love-Beach/love-beach-10.jpg

third-strongest mole (corey), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ keith emerson on that one

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ everything on that one tbh

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

ELP, sweeeeeet!

Yeah, I'll work on in here in a minute

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9ul9zN2Tf1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

i'm feeling v immature, again

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

magnifico, also omg eyebrows

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

if filesizes permitted, I'd have the 8th or 9th looped boner bulge through his pants into a smoking chainsaw

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

well, whatever, you only live once

http://i55.tinypic.com/2nhlqg2.gif

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

zs if you are wanting to become youtube video star i suggest you put all your gifs into a single mammoth movie and invite some drunkards over and record their reactions and that will be the audio for this movie which you will upload and become internet famous.
i have made a computer thingy to create such a video automatically from livejournal animated gifs but jeebus willing it will work for your gifs.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, it's not a bad idea (unless the captured audio was all like "what is this? these are stupid. hey man i know a MUCH better video, pass the computer this way! -what? why not? whose video? whose? Zach? who is Zach? oh, that guy in the kitchen? wait, which guy? ..THAT guy? let's get out of here, I know a much better place we can hang out")

I already have the software to put together a video, but i'm sorta concerned about blowing my wad and then having to wait another 3 years before I can build up enough to make another!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

just set evil guide dog to music

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

if only it was that easy

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lolling so hard at those ^^^

delicious demonym (corey), Thursday, 7 October 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Visine's stocks are soaring thanks to this thread, demand is through the roof!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

if there is one thing the internet has taught me, quality stuff does not rise to the top organically.
i have now taken it upon myself to be your 1-person street team. watch for your gifs soon to appear in various sectors of the banking, UFO conspiracists, and competitive cup stacking subcultures for no earthly reason.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

If you can get me a tumblr-related book deal, and also figure out how to make a book with animated gifs in it, I would be very grateful!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

see that's where the big money is. lenticular books! scanimation!
http://www.amazon.com/Gallop-Scanimation-Picture-Book-Books/dp/0761147632

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

My daughter has that one and I can't for her to grow up so we can rip the pages apart.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link


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