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what's the solution to soldier, daft don?

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I think that's kind of evil and breaking the unwritten rules

rot13 - pbzznaqb

meta the devil you know (onimo), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

koogs, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i groaned audibly

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

This was in the grauniad yesterday. Two possible solutions - the proper one is a bit meh but my colleague came up with a better alternative, perhaps more suitable for Private Eye.

Do bird (4)

ledge, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Shag

My glowbo's ain't half itchy (NickB), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

^ a bird with a bit of a hairdo

My glowbo's ain't half itchy (NickB), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

the other one fwiw is (in rot13) ebbx.

ledge, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

l∞l (8,4)

Corny but it came to me and i liked it so there

l∞l (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Absolute zero

my strange quest for maynesonge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Infinite jest

my strange quest for maynesonge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^

l∞l (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Araucaria worthy imo

ledge, Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Duh I only just got that one. Brilliant. (I was thinking the l l bit was the modulus, ffs me)

Not the real Village People, Saturday, 16 October 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

ha i'm glad it was at least better than james redd's unseemly speedy solving of it

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2010 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Truth be told I still don't get what the l l bit means.

THE BOSS aka the steenspringer (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

should have a !

my sex drew back into itself tight and dry (abanana), Sunday, 17 October 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

they stand for 'laugh' and 'loud' iirc, sorry it's no cleverer than that

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha oh dear, I needed the explanation there as well. Good one. (Same grid should obv have both |∞| (8,4) and |0| (8,4), ie james redd's first suggestion, for extra confusion.)

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Headless gnat and midge, in essence (6)

Gumby vs. Bridezilla (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 October 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

... nature

thomp, Friday, 29 October 2010 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Get better around midge (4)

Gumby vs. Bridezilla (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 October 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

cure

koogs, Friday, 29 October 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Male midge, smelly (6)

Neil S, Friday, 29 October 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

manure

a fucking abortion (onimo), Friday, 29 October 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yes!

Neil S, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Certain southern midge (4)

a fucking abortion (onimo), Friday, 29 October 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

sure.

100% soft midge (4)

Gumby vs. Bridezilla (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 October 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

pure

Wee Midge has one name (5)

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 29 October 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

(l∞l brilliant btw dmac)

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 29 October 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

for job security, midge sung last note of scale first - wrong note!

thomp, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait that doesn't actually work, nevermind

thomp, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

been sitting here for a while wondering what this obscure entomological term for midges is.

(i get it now)

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

FUN! begs midge (8)

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Pleasure.

Midge not all that around red canal (7)

Gumby vs. Bridezilla (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Urethra

Guiding lights caught nosy, muddled midges (9)

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Synosures.

Too busy at work, someone else do one.

Pork Pius V (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 29 October 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh balls - spelling. ignore me, I'm off to get drunk.

Pork Pius V (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 29 October 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

A deep sky blue, pure, he who proclaims "if I was a painter" reflects within (8)

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Friday, 29 October 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(trying too hard, methinks)

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Friday, 29 October 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess so. was drunk, sorry.

c------- fwiw

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

cerulean?

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I'm right, that works

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yup.

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretend attitude (7)

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Actress's costume adds nothing (5)

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretend attitude (7)

posture?

a fucking abortion (onimo), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Posture is correct

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link

And "Garbo" for the other?

what is he like? the guy's a juggalo, man (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah well done

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link


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