Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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ok cupid seems to be a long winded (but sure fire) way of finding out whether you are ugly or not.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hey, I already know I'm ugly.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

all it's told me so far is that my hair is not ugly - will update soon perhaps!

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

Username check for those of us sad enough to use the "Friends Network"?

Juror_8

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 August 2005 09:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

cozeny

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

like me, but worse

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lixenixen.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

I got an email from someone with the header 'time wars' saying 'your profile looks bizarre. i like that'.

GET ONE SOMETHING ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SAY K THX BYE

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well actually they don't look that bad, but come on.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

This is how okcupid thinks I compare to other males my age or whatever:

He's more energetic
He's more adventurous
He's less methodical
He's more artsy
He's less mathematical
He's more indie
He's more independent

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

when i set up my new (non joke) profile suddenly i'm less horny than the rest of the male population, rather than more horny. either i've grown less horny than when i first took the test or the rest of the population got more horny

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

my matches are a joke :( one guy wears platform boots and has hair down to his bum

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's more energetic

Aren't you a stoner hippy?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

what's the new name ken?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

HE'S MORE ENERGETIC:

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

I wish that was a gif.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

That sounds like the start to a theme song

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's more energetic
He's far more indie
He wears linen trousers
and he's coming for YOU!
IT'S NICKALICIOUS

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

this is my #1 match

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=3148287009413629834

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

My favourite match of recent times:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15844350803907121466

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's more energetic
Make's me look pathetic
Oh whiny, whiny, wine
Drunk and lethargic

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

what's the new name ken?

haha i'm not telling! you'll have to do a matches search in london and find me :)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

it's like a treasure hunt

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mandee, how can you resist a man like this:

By the way, I sent you a friendship request ages ago, but you never answered... Was it something I said?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

it may have been that photo with the undies ..

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

No, that was before undies.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

The undie pics.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

aha - it must have been the lack of undies that did it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

Dom, I just replied your friend request. But please, no filthy messages to my Finnish boos.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

finnish boobs?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

im kind of bored, maybe i'll actually give this a go...

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

ok ken i've looked at every asian bloke age 25 in london and none of them are you :(

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think I've found you .. OMG YOU ARE TEH SEXY MAN!

only joking, i've had 2 beers

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=17995525723048981705

is my #1 match. I've never had a match above 89%. Does that make me lame?

― J (Jay), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

wait you were joking about finding me, or the fact that i'm teh sexy??

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

ive never had a match above 80% !! i guess I am that UNIQUE

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

Everyone loves Tuomas!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

My matches get up to 87% at most around the world. Locally, it's never more than 74%, and no-one's really all that interesting. Maybe I should be kinkier and hornier, because everyone I get matched with is really tame, safe, and inoffensive and I'm not. I'm just typically polite.

Compared to other males my age I'm apparently:
less aggressive
less ambitious
more artsy
more compassionate
less geeky
less capitalistic
more progressive
less selfish
more indie
less kinky
more literary
more loving
more pure
less Republican
less sex-driven
less spiritual
more emotional
more political
less competitive

No surprises there.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

what is it?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

I was just gonna point out that I have an above 80% match with Mandee, but Andrew already did that. Don't worry Mandee, you're still unique, it's just that I wasn't particularly picky when answering the questions. (Does she like anime, or know what becomes of hydrogen when it's burned... who cares?)

My number one match in the world used to be Martin Skidmore (95%), but I can't find his profile anymore.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I am still there - perhaps we are no longer so well suited, sadly. My best used to be RickyT, as I recall, and we do seem pretty compatible to me (which might disturb the fuck out of him, of course). Except perhaps for a lack of interest on his part in unattractive middle-aged men, I imagine.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

Maybe I should sign up again. But then again, I only ever get bogged down in the "oh my god, there are no good photos of me, ever!" quandary. Sigh.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

i am having trouble choosing the best 5 for my profile (they're all so prettyy!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

Last night, after signing up, the *best* match I could get within 100 miles was only 15%. I didn't try worldwide matching, though.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

how many questions have you answered? (you get crap matches if you havne't answered enough questions)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

i wish tuomas and martin would date

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

aw love through shared interest in photography.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've never come across someone with just a 15% match with me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

(x-post)

Huh? I don't even own a camera.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

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