bruno mars got arrested for cocaine possession

the sneezingtons

fun fact: bruno mars' high school is less than a mile from obama's high school

Lilo > coke smiley

― my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 1:55 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

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― chilli, Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i met a bro that went to obama's hs bro yesterday

lol at

the sneezingtons

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 20, 2010 9:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1 too many bros imo

he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested

― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, September 20, 2010 5:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats prob the cocaine imo

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080)

lol'd @ this

http://board.crewcial.org/thread/view/352517/&p=33

ratted out by the bathroom attendant!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/20/bruno-mars-arrested-cocaine-bathroom-attendant-hard-rock-hotel/

that's harsh.

i can't believe they'd actually arrest for you that.

Cops say Bruno --aka Peter Hernandez-- "admitted he did a foolish thing and has never used drugs before."

First time user with over 2 grams... lol.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-basic/rofl.gifhttp://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc56/tomlostmonkey/smileys/th_cocaine-smiley.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-basic/rofl.gif

i am enjoying this saga of bruno mars

On the title of the album, Mars said, "I’m a big fan of doo-wop music. ... That’s what you call your girl, your "doo-wop." ... On this album, I have records that women are going to relate to and men are going to relate to. So doo-wops are for the girls, and hooligans are for the guys."[6] In addition, he told 4Music, "It explains the two sides of me. Doo-wop is a special form of music I grew up on. It's straight to the point, very simple. I have songs like that. ... I have that simple, romantic side of me but I'm also just a young, regular dude and that's like the hooligan side!"[7]

AOTY

lol

what a dickface

he is so cool i relate 2 him

“I can’t believe that’s my past,” Mr. Mars said in an interview before his first solo New York performance, a sold-out show at the Bowery Ballroom in late August. “I wish I could tell you me and my rock band were traveling around, strung out. No, we were a family band. Straight Partridge Family.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/arts/music/06mars.html

lol this guys is the absolute pits, nytimes lickin his ballz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFDcVvDB1Ko

what a dickface

― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, September 26, 2010 1:36 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

nothing says "lazy" like an elaborately choreographed music video

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

Heard this song on the radio in the car with friends and everyone cracked up in disbelief. The "have some nice sex" line got called "like something Borat would say."

The sex part comes across really awkwardly. Just doesn't seem lazy enough. Not to mention the P90X.

this is probably the worst song of the year other than maybe david guetta's new single w/ flo rida and nicki minaj

The sex part comes across really awkwardly. Just doesn't seem lazy enough. Not to mention the P90X.

did you not catch that the 2nd verse is full of non-lazy things he's resolving to do the following day

very important piece of information as it pertains to this song that we should be paying close attention to

i'm saying

xxpost thought i had something wrong there... though it did take me three listens before i caught that "tomorrow".

Guy is a dickhead

otm but you're the guy who just listened to his song 3 times :-/

OK Fine, then his career may be at halt for some time. Lady Gaga, Robyn and even David Guetta all have a much more positive influence on current chartpop than Bruno Mars does with his way too compressed long-bassnotes-and-drummer-going-bananas-like-crazy-style, so that is probably just a good thing.

buring in hell
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01Zn2fO5zP4BG/x610.jpg

This song was on non-stop rotation on the Jawaiian station in Hononlulu about 6 months ago.

These were the other ones that we'd hear 10+ times a day:

Ho'Okoa - Ups & Downs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo8l9c280ZU

J Boog - Let's Do It Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZQr0jdUJ5A

I was at a coffeehouse playing top-40 radio yesterday, and every song for a good half-hour or more was written, co-written, or performed by Bruno Mars.

he's the smokey robinson of talentless cokeheads in porkpie hats

this story is so shocking to me, people on coke usually make such great music

In the current Pop landscape of futuristic super villains with drum machines, Bruno Mars is just very bland.

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

yay!
― call all destroyer, Monday, September 20, 2010 10:45 PM (1 year ago)

I'd do anythang for ya
I'd carry a gram for ya
Put it straight up my nose for ya

Sad. His Sesame Street performance gets heavy rotation in my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uSn9zXlTw

i felt actually kind of pissed at myself today to realize that i was telling "it will rain" grow on me

he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested

― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats prob the cocaine imo

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this just cracked me up again

Wait, did he get arrested again? Go to jail? I'm confused.

i think in 'lazy song' he's saying he's waking up late to p90x, like, the infomercials that are on in that time between mid-morning and mid-afternoon that lazy people wake up.

i kind of like his stupid songs

apparently he's the same height as janelle monae
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Janelle-Monae-and-Bruno-Mars.jpg

google says 5'5"

monae is 5'0" and wearing heels (and further from the camera) in that pic

He was pretty good hosting Saturday Night Live awhile back. Some folks who never listen to pop hits radio or don't notice such songs elsewhere I think discovered him there.

RIDING GIANTESS

I know I'm a big music nerd etc etc but I don't really understand how you can have TEN top 5 songs within a 3 year period (with seven as lead artist) and still have ppl going "who is that"

pretty sure a large chunk of the Super Bowl audience has not kept in touch with the Top 40 for at least twenty years

it's so easy not to know big hits, just listen to only your ipod or sports talk radio in the car and only your own music everywhere else on your phone and don't really go to places that play top 40 over the muzak

OTM, it is pretty easy to not hear a lot of music, I don't even do it on purpose

I had actually heard one Bruno Mars song and didn't know it was him. But yeah, like where the fuck would I wind up hearing top 40 without actively seeking it out?

the gap probably

he made the top 77 last year

lol when rhcp were added it was noted it was specifically for the older generation who might not be familiar w/ bruno mars. i was somewhat surprised when they announced bruno mars but not incredibly so, knew he would do well, dude is a total entertainer. you have to wonder if timberlake's name came up during meetings or if nobody even dared to suggest him.

um
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/justin-timberlake-janet-jackson-wardrobe-malfunction-super-bowl.jpg

can't get one past forx

kinda felt bad for bruno that prince was on new girl immediately afterwards

Andy Gill (?!) produced their first.

my CD copy of Entertainment! has liner notes by Flea which iirc consist mostly in him calling The Edge a piece of shit for never acknowledging the influence of Andy Gill on his guitar playing.

which is absurd cuz edge has frequently when asked his guitar influences listed gill, levene, and verlaine. i can remember rolling stone doing some interview w/ him where the writer kept trying to get him to talk about eric clapton and edge politely pointing out he was too young for clapton really and generally tried to copy go4, etc as a kid.

xp: Flea also took a shit in a pizza box and gave it to Andy during the recording sessions.

just wanted to chime in to say that I didn't really know who Bruno Mars was either but he was probably my favorite halftime since Prince himself

But ugh, fuck the fucking RHCPs and their awful, fundamentally unfunky drummer.

[insert whiney post about ghost notes]

OK Fine, then his career may be at halt for some time. Lady Gaga, Robyn and even David Guetta all have a much more positive influence on current chartpop than Bruno Mars does with his way too compressed long-bassnotes-and-drummer-going-bananas-like-crazy-style, so that is probably just a good thing.

positive to you and many others obviously, but I'd prefer hiphop, r'n'b, and I guess Bruno Mars style rhythms

Lol I was quoting rongroe from upthread