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that was a fake

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

but it was racist because someone realized that they could spell "nigger" by a video game and they set up a soccer video game and took a photo of it and sent it all over the internet

so yes, racist

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

this isn't a thread for lol racism, fyi. keep that shit to "encyclopedia of racist products" or, like, 4chan

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

strictly concern trolling in here.

Kerm, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

I figured it was some soccer thing. Wouldn't have been surprised if it had been real.

http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

take it to i love footy

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

love the gawker update where they act like they understood the joke from the beginning

jeff, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

barf

maybe LJ is right about ilx being the smartest message board

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://hipsterhitler.com/

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

gawker isnt a message board

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

ilx is my favorite blog

markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

MIXMASTER
RACE

EASTSIDE
WESTSIDE
GENOCIDE

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

is anti-semitism racist or not, because this guy at the bar I frequent is convinced that Birth Of A Nation was produced by Jews & that the Jews control the media etc etc

I know it sucks either way just wanted 2 know ur opinions

4 my muthafuckin mods (crüt), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 06:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Of course anti-semitism is racism. It's just that racism against Jews has acquired a term of its own, probably because discriminating them has been so prominent historically.

Where it gets tricky is when anti-Israel or anti-Zionist statements are equated with anti-semitism; of course some anti-Israel/anti-Zionist people are also anti-semitists/racists, but many of them aren't. But your case is pretty obviously racist because the target is Jews as a whole, not Israeli politics or anything.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 06:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

are the finns a race?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 06:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ca. 300 Finnish Jews fought in the War alongside the German Army[3][4]. The field synagogue operated by the Finnish army was probably a unique phenomenon in Europe.

Guess they didn't have Google then either.

http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

take it to i love footy

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3),

jesus way to zing an entire bord of innocents wtf

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Subtle "Americans don't like soocer and aren't racist" undertones there

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah really i'm getting some prety bad vibes offa this zorn character. bet he's norwegian/icelandic thor worshipper

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

zorn smash

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

is this chorus racist?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

?

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://dasracist.net/

am0n, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

idk singing about sippin syrup like three 6 and getting "slizzered"

it's a bit 3oh3 minstrel

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can def see that

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Man, if it's wrong to make fun of people who drink cough syrup to get high, I don't wanna get high.

doobieborther, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

How does all the lol ghetto retard stuff on lamebook.com fit into this thread? Not sure if I'd rather it be real or fake.

zomg_bong.mp3 (Kerm), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think a bunch of well-off white people looking at it on their MacBook Pros and laughing at it through a mouthful of Whole Foods salad bar is pretty racist

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

glad I'm broke, on a dell, and had chili for lunch then.

zomg_bong.mp3 (Kerm), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

black people eat Whole Foods salad bar, too

sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

so like, on a pitchfork scale of 0.0 to 10.0, where 10.0 is a lynching, and 0.0 is Martin Luther King Jr. enjoying a cup of coffee while making breakfast, in his pajamas, humming a soft song to himself, where would the MacBook Pro thing fall? where does this comment fall?

I think this thread, while started with the noblest of intentions, has been a failure. And the reason I believe it has failed is that we (as a society) are so resigned to simply declaring something racist or not, as if it's binary, instead of attempting to quantify exactly how racist something really is, using numerical scales.

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

that scene from Louie where the school bus breaks down in Harlem and he reassigns the black kids the window seats: greater than 1.2?

*folds hands, rests elbows on desk, places chin on fingertips, looks up and slightly to the left, thinks*

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think you've anticipated an exciting new direction for Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

God, this fucking thread. Is this racist? Is it? Well? I need something to be outraged about, fuckin' tell me!!! Ugh.

SourPatchCorpse, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dont think anyone is really all that outraged tbh

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Was Dr. King's morning coffee fair trade or unregulated?

http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Exactly, this thread isn't about being outraged at these things, it's about discussing them, and learning from them, and analyzing peoples motivations, gaining valuable insight into contemporary race relations, and proposing solutions for a more equitable society. Which is why it is essentially ineffectual, and why we should focus on merely assigning submitted material a score.

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

we can't be sure, can we, so let's kick it up to 0.8

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp that is not for me, as a MacBook Pro owner, to say

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

jk i don't really own one of those racist fuckin computers ;p

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

venti frap all over the keyboard

jeff, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

black people eat Whole Foods salad bar, too

― sarahel, Tuesday, September 21, 2010 3:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

white people live in "ghetto"s too, but hilarious that you missed my point so wildly

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

― my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:41 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

3.9 imo, though it depends what you were eating when you posted it

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

meth is a white trash drug last time I checked, but ok?

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

stop being rooster racists

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

So it's only OK to laugh at Mexicans when they do white trash drugs?

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm more laughing at the rooster, honestly

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

you better be

del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

also, mods plz delete jpg from thread, there's a reason thats on 77

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

in case l0rena googles "20ur8gm.png"

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

there's nothing racist about the delcious flavor of watermelon

PappaWheelie on the zeitgeist (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:27 (3 hours ago) Permalink

watermelon juice, now that's what's up

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:32 (3 hours ago) Permalink

i think i could probably eat an entire watermelon in one day, perhaps even one sitting... but i'd probably have to tether myself to the bathroom for at least 8 hours afterwards

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:43 (3 hours ago) Permalink

Watermelon is one of those "is it worth the effort" fruits.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:44 (3 hours ago) Permalink

and the answer is almost always "YES, GOD YES"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:46 (3 hours ago) Permalink

It's too messy!

I like it when someone has cut it up and taken out the seeds though. Then it's pretty good.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:24 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Sometimes the mess is fun but it's sort of an eat it outside only fruit for me because it's just too juicy and gets everywhere. Yes, I am five.

Also, are those Oreos real?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:25 (1 hour ago) Permalink

No part of those Oreos have been within a mile of a watermelon or any part of a watermelon, until they reach a grocery store and are shelved within 100 yards of the produce dept.

Aimless, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:28 (1 hour ago) Permalink

watermelon oreos seriously what the everloving fuck is even happening

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:47 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Flavored KitKat bars launched in the U.K. in 2004 and 2005 and later discontinued:
-- Blood Orange
-- Christmas Pudding
-- Dark Chocolate
-- Lemon & Yogurt
-- Lime Crush
-- Mango & Passionfruit
-- Red Berry
-- Seville Orange
-- Strawberries & Cream
-- White Chocolate

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:54 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Just wait for the Clamato Kit Kat Bloody Mary package.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:59 (1 hour ago) Permalink

It's too messy!

I like it when someone has cut it up and taken out the seeds though. Then it's pretty good.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, June 19, 2013 1:24 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pro tip: watermelon slices suck, they are messy. here's what you do instead: get one of the seedless kinds, more expensive but totally worth it. cut it in half. using a long knife, make cuts so that you cross section it up, like a tic tac toe board. use a big spoon to scoop out each chunk. you end up with these huge watermelon chunks that you can eat out of a bowl and when you bite into a really juicy one (if the melon's good) it's basically like heaven

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:12 (1 hour ago) Permalink

watermelons are supposed to be messy. just like ribs.

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:19 (54 minutes ago) Permalink

Thank you for pro-tip.

I would eat most of those Kits or at least try them. They're not even that compared to the ones in Japan. Have you see some of those?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:19 (53 minutes ago) Permalink

OH MAN I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE

http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Kit-Kat-Yatsuhashi-Chocolate/dp/B00859NSHA

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:21 (51 minutes ago) Permalink

Would try all of these including Red Bean and Wasabit but those watermelon oreos still look gross as hell:

http://kotaku.com/5983276/15-flavors-of-japanese-kit-kats-the-snacktaku-review

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:22 (50 minutes ago) Permalink

Wasabi, even

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:22 (50 minutes ago) Permalink

my friend brought me back some green tea kit kats, they were.. . ... okay

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:22 (50 minutes ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've heard similar from other people. Still want to try them. Now all I can think about are the cinammon cookie ones though. Damn. Also, purple sweet potato!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:24 (48 minutes ago) Permalink

Japanese Kit-Kats rule

another watermelon pro-tip: buy a smaller melon, cut in half, scoop out luscious watermelon balls with an ice cream scoop

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:34 (38 minutes ago) Permalink

i like putting salt on my watermelon

Mordy , Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:40 (32 minutes ago) Permalink

i like putting salt on your mom's watermelon

ttyih boi (crüt), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:41 (31 minutes ago) Permalink


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