THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

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I look damn good in that bra and panties set.

-- Crimea River (boyincorduro...), May 21st, 2006 3:45 PM.

gear (gear), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
D4G0

-- Mark C, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:28 PM (21 minutes ago)

And his fellow droid K1K3

-- Mark C, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:29 PM (20 minutes ago)

and what, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"The people who have the most sex = the people who have the most personal unhappiness" discuss.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 21st, 2005 10:07 AM.

^^^ Overlooked classic

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

does that make you want to touch yourself?

still yoga flame comment for all time, this one.

haitch, Thursday, 26 April 2007 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i love markelby

estela, Thursday, 26 April 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

Is this one trick pony part of the Scottish one-liner massiv?
-- Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:12 (2 years ago) Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 8 July 2007 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link

When eating gummy bears, do you ever take one and bite a part of it off, and take another one and bite the opposite part of it off, then stick them together to create a cruel Frankenstein gummy creature? Cause that's what I'm doing. This one has a white body and a red head, making him look almost Christmas-y.

-- kenan, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jaymc, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

never forget

and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one trick pony?

RJG, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

how is this not in the ile 'greatest' list.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:56 (sixteen years ago) link

the only appreciation thread that should have been nominated = the estela appreciation thread

, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't know ^@^ had been around so long.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

do keep up

^@^, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

LOL

Mark C, Friday, 9 November 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Mark C, Internet Shill

I read the script and really enjoyed it. I reckon it'll be good. I suspect the grizzled fun-hating ILZingxors aren't the target audience.

-- Mark C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:57 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I really, really like Moving Wallpaper (I've seen the final 3 eps). Apparently ep 1 takes a while to get going but it quickly improves.

But Simon, nice kneejerk condemnation of an actual innovative idea you don't understand ;)

-- Mark C, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:04 (sixteen years ago) link

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER
-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:12 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

lol

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link

http://furniturefarm.co.uk/alisheep/mintsau4.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

-- hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

-- bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

haaa

s1ocki, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

the x-men joeks up thread killed me esp---

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER

-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Woah Louis quit with the "Dom's a good dude really" shit. He's not, he's a malicious bitter cock on ILE most of the time and the whole Stockholm Syndrome crap really needs to just end.

Which reminds me - his thread about some poor dude politely asking him for advice is the lowest thing he's done for a while.

-- Mark C, Friday, 1 August 2008 12:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Let go, Dom.

Pashmina, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Who changed the title of the truth bomb thread?

David R., Friday, 1 August 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40

am0n, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

haha this is my favorite non-star trek thread on noize

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

nice, that bear is eating him!

-- cutty (mcutt), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:30 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

REGARDS,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT BEARS

-- caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:41 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection

Fuck you, Harvard.

― Mark C, Sunday, October 19, 2008 5:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

:)

someone who cares about bears (harbl), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm not sure I could eat mini-cheddars in the pub if I knew pork scratchings were a viable alternative. Maybe make sandwiches of the latter with the former?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

is there anything he won't turn into a sandwich

dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Saturday, 3 January 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nro homo (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

:O

s1ocki, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

magneto carlin

an embarrassment of lols here

velko, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

chuck woollenry

cindy (goole), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society

KEEPIN THE DREAM ALIVE IN THE 09

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ we should all go out this weekend and find out

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link


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