Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk

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as long as you say

oh my GOLLY that's a SWEET SWEET CAN

you're classic.

― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

and let's hear it for thick legs.
David, there is. It's called frottaging.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

No woman will get mad that you have checked out her behind if you dedicate a Hambone to its glory.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, you wang, I was talking about showing appreciating via looking, not showing appreciation via baggy sweatpants!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

(The Hambone Song)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha you called me a wang!

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

where's that jpeg of the singer doing a hip-dip-motion, mic in hand? was all over this joint a few months back. Allyzay, you know the one.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I just felt it'd been far too long since la frottage was mentioned on ILX.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a very bubbly ass as it happens. The only time I can remember it being explicitly checked out was on Rampart St. in New Orleans (by men in dresses mostly). I was flattered.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean ALIZEE, Matos?

The only times I've gotten a complement on my derierre was by a homeless man and some girl I crushed on that was dating one of my friends &/or had no real interest in me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

it's interesting that the word "hip" appears in the word "hipsters," and yet, so many hipster girls are lacking hips.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Matos otm re: hips.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.u-blog.net/avatars/img/alizee.gif

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

hypnotic

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know if that's the one, but it'll do nicely!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

A fat goth once pinched my ass in a club as I was walking by. I was horrified.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

why?

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

=8-O

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee2.gif

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee5.gif

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I still have no idea what she's doing with her hands...is she trying to direct descending air traffic into her ass?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

She's coaxing her coccyx to grow.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

why?

1. I didn't find her attractive at all
2. She made this really creepy face when I turned around to look at her. Her eyes rolled back in her head and it was very ghoulish. For the wrestling fans, imagine the face that The Undertaker always makes and you're not far off.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a huge ass, but it's not cute at all. Nor have I ever noticed anyone checking it out.

Except for the ticket-tearer dude at the movie theatre who was like at least 60.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i for one welcome our eurabian assy overlords.

um xpost

― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

best xpost ever!

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

ahahaahaha!

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

2. She made this really creepy face when I turned around to look at her. Her eyes rolled back in her head and it was very ghoulish. For the wrestling fans, imagine the face that The Undertaker always makes and you're not far off.

She went into anaphylactic shock... from TOO MUCH SEXY!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

hey, are you guys gonna see "beauty shop" this weekend?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

that or Downfall, yes

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Who has a better ass, Hitler or Queen Latifah?

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Where is zis Untergang playing, adam?

xpost

Hitler's ass is ash, dude.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently there is some HILARIOUS scene at the beginning of Beauty Shop where Q.L. says, "Damn, my ass looks big today" - then slaps it and says, "THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT!" or something equally GREAT. Taxi was awesome even though I never saw it.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Hitler has nasitol.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Queen Latifah doing this tired ass monologue is still better than another assy movie where Cameron Diaz shakes her severely un-ass like ass to a camp 80s hit.

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

That second Alizee pic! I retract earlier statements.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Go see Downfall. No ass but seriously how the fuck are any of you going to sit through Beauty Shop? It looks AWFUL.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

How could I forget Alizee's ass???

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, you are crazy, it looks so good!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel that Beauty Shop is the kind of movie I'm not even invited to.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I believe the quote from the movie is as follows:

Latifah: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Girl: "Yeah dey do."
Latifah: *slyly* "Gooood."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That sounds like a recent Twix commercial (featuring a girl and her beau), except the guy (who obv. wants to say "THEY SURE DO HUN") answers by stuffing Twix in his mouth & mumbling.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot communicate with an ass. Perhaps this is a failing, on my part.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe you just haven't found the right ass that would open up to you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny, gabbneb, I remember you communicating with a lot of them during the election last fall.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR GOATSCE PIX DAN PERRY

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I so was not going there.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(Because I was thinking tubgirl, hah)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what tubgirl is but there is a certain pic i was expecting to surface sooner or later on this thread, Dan Perry.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Folks, if you like the dancing mami upthread then you need to watch some Univision. There's lots of that going on.

Que Viva El Culo!!

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

don't ASK about tubgirl

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

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