Any good songs about farting?

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Jumpin' Jack Flash

peepee (peepee), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I Can't Stop Farting - The Queers

I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit out of luck, Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

"The Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch"

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Mr Bungle's "Fart In A Bag"

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

fart songs POX

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

"Come On Baby Light My Fart"

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Vincebus Eruptum's "Who Farted" is the pinnacle of fart-related songs.

WHO FARTED?!
WHO FARTED?!
YOU DID!!

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Completely serious answer: "The Big One" by Confederate Railroad, 1993 (only song ever written about farting in church, if I remember right. Unless it was at the picture show.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

XTC "My Weapon"

kwhitehead (stephen schmidt), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Also I think (correct me if I'm wrong) "Der Fuerher's Face" by Spike Jones and his City Slickers (about farting in said face).

I don't know if the Fartz ever did any songs about farting.

Cheech and Chong either, but they definitely farted on their albums.

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"Smells Like Teen Flatulence"

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Bathtub Shitter -- Possibly "Control Of Own Hole" or "Escapism to Refresh"

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 October 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the climax of Cledus T. Judd's "It's Great To Be A Guy"

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jethro Tull - Bad-Eyed And Loveless

w.b., Monday, 24 October 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"Sumer Is Icumen In", at least according to some translations.

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

John and Yoko's "Unfinished Music, No. 1: Two Virgins" has some actual farts on it

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Oran Juice Jones had a song called "I Farted"

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.laughdome.com/farting.gif

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Is ilx ready to revisit this debate

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link

'Good Vibrations' iirc

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:56 (seven years ago) link

"Come On Baby Light My Fart"
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:39 AM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1. I See A Bad Fart Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
2. I Feel Like A Fart Machine by James Brown.
3. It’s My Party And I’ll Fart If I Want To by Lesley Gore.
4. No, No, No, The Fart Is Mine by Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney.
5. I’m A Fire Farter by The Prodigy.
6. Saturday Night’s Alright For Farting by Elton John.
7. Come On Baby Light My Fart by The Doors.
8. Whole Lotta Farting Going On by Jerry Lee Lewis.
9. Don’t Fart So Close To Me by The Police.
10. Do You Think I’m Farty? By Rod Stewart.
11. Twist And Fart by The Beatles.
12. Nobody Told Me There’d Be Farts Like These, Strange Farts Indeed by John Lennon.
13. When You Think I’ve Farted All I Can, I’m Gonna Fart Just A Little Bit More by Dr Hook.
14. They Call Me Farty-Pants by First Choice.
15. Pretty Farty by The Sex Pistols.
16. Just Fart! by Lady Gaga.
17. I Kissed A Fart by Katy Perry.
18. What Makes You Fart by One Direction.
19. When A Man Loves A Fart by Percy Sledge.
20. Last Train To Fartsville by The Monkees.

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/fd8f685303/my-top-twenty-favorite-songs-about-farting

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link

"Let it Go" from Frozen.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 04:02 (seven years ago) link

"I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas" by the Butthole Surfers

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:39 (seven years ago) link

'I Farted' by Beyoncé (feat. Sean Paul)

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Children Of The Constipation - Eddie Shit

calzino, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:19 (seven years ago) link

someone once made a really good case for "Fire In The Hole" by Steely Dan being about flatulence

With a cough
I shake it off
And work around my yellow stripe
Should I hide
And eat my pride
Or wait until it's good and ripe
My life is boiling over
It's happened once before
I wish someone would open up the door

Don't you know
There's fire in the hole
And nothing left to burn
I'd like to run out now
There's nowhere left to turn

Wimmels, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link

Apropos of little, I always thought 'Ring of Fire' should've been used in a Preparation H commercial.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link


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