Beer & Vodka

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If your date is a vampire
You won't have to stake her
As long as you give her
A tall Boilermaker

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

fucking give it up guys please.

Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 16 October 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Cold turkey?
No!
You must be mad!
Have a boilermaker
Lad.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i drank this last night, too. i didn't vomit, but it's almost 3:00 PM and i'm still under my comforter, eating soup out of the pan, reading ILM, so... the choice is yours.

poortheatre (poortheatre), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Sounds like a perfect Sunday to me.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

During one particularly lengthy binge I ran into a guy who called himself Kennedy who insisted on pouring bourbon into the beer.
We were a group of about eight in a packed Pizza Hut on a Sunday afternoon. He would yell "SUPER BEER" and bring the bottle up from under the table and pour a good slug into your glass when the beer was about half done. Then he'd yell "CANNONBALL" and laugh hysterically until you downed the thing. I remember being particularly drunk and embarrassed at the same time. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at us. I can't imagine why we didn't get kicked out. But pretty soon the booze took over, and I really didn't snap back to reality until, as we were walking out after about an hour of this I noticed Kennedy had urinated all over himself and his pants were completely soaked.

scrimhaw1837 (son_of_scrimshaw), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I was an enthusiast for the turbo shandy / power shandy craze about three years ago. (Buy three pints of Stella, get a fourth glass, share out the lager and fill it up with Smirnoff Ice)

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

if i spend a night on beer and vodka, i'm fine. it's when i try diversifying into gin/sambuca/aftershock/brasso that i get into trouble.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link


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