Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I want to see a photo of Rosemary posing exactly like LL up there. then photoshopping can do the rest.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the arrow on the pic twice in futility.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Didn't work did it?

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

wtf do all of these new teenybopper disneykins have to record damn songs? i blame j-lo.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'll do it at the next FAP where someone had a camera, Gear.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (twelve years ago) Permalink

NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=6388250

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

How quaint.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Ned how old do you sound with these comments? (Alternate: Ned how long were you in Venezuela?)

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It does something for the cat, Adam.

Ned how old do you sound with these comments?

I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.

I was there for a week and a half.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

She looks like the photographer has just said to her, in an Austin Powers voice, "oooooh Lindsay, you're ever so NAUGHTY!".

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

think = thing, etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Mandee OTM about the pale-&-freckly. For sure.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

MEN CAN'T SEE MAKEUP.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

She was very funny in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, FWIW.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

They just think that all women's lips are like that.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I must admit, I thought she was a cute kid when I caught The Parent Trap on the ABC/Disney Family Movie or whatever a few years ago. But she was 12 then.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

So she's some sort of Disney-clone-farm troll, I assume.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

too old now? xp

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Kirsetn Dunst in Interview With The Vampire to thread.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

the tan, the makeup, the clothes - no, no, no. it makes me want to kill myself! do you know what i could do if i had that kind of $ at my disposal? i'd be unstoppable! and i'd know enough to pay for a decent plastic surgeon! jesus wept!

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Aren't I right that Rolling Stone's editors would not let this through in 2015?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

Aren't I also write that there are large swaths of people who see this fact as a chilling of their fundamental civil rights akin to McCarthyism?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

(sorry, I got my Free Speech and Creepy Liberalism thread in your Lindsey Lohan thread.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

feel like i don't hear about lindsay lohan much anymore

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 September 2015 21:06 (one year ago) Permalink

Mark G, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:10 (one year ago) Permalink

She's on the new Miley, or is it Hollywood Vampires' debut?

dow, Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:49 (one year ago) Permalink

https://instagram.com/lindsaylohan/

drash, Saturday, 26 September 2015 02:22 (one year ago) Permalink

I wasn't saying she like disappeared from earth, but I don't know I feel like now there's no chance she actually comes back as a major actress again, which is a bummer, like now it seems like just a slow slide into obscurity

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:16 (one year ago) Permalink

Surely that was inevitable.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:21 (one year ago) Permalink

She could act as our Amber's stand-in

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:39 (one year ago) Permalink

six months pass...

converting to islam apparently.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 05:44 (seven months ago) Permalink

although none of the articles i've read about this include quotes from her that suggest she's converting. apparently she is reading the quran and "exploring" islam, which seems really different. tabloids don't seem to understand that people can read books without instantly believing everything in the book

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 05:47 (seven months ago) Permalink

great update

glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 21 April 2016 07:03 (seven months ago) Permalink

So she's not voting Trump then...

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 April 2016 07:46 (seven months ago) Permalink

the way 2016 is going i opened this thread half-expecting she'd died

this is the most desperate and transparent attention-seeking pr tactic but i admit i did lol at this quote:

“I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,” Lohan said.

the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 08:01 (seven months ago) Permalink

Idk if it's a pr tactic. My theory is still that she is just reading the quran out of curiosity. She grew up catholic and was interested in kabbalah for a while, i'll bet she has a general interest in religion.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 13:13 (seven months ago) Permalink

Basically, she's wandered down a shopping street and seen the stall that gives out free copies..

Mark G, Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:26 (seven months ago) Permalink

nah, you don't get photographed holding the koran then offer an exclusive interview with the sun unless you're interested in getting back in the headlines at least as much as exploring your spiritual side

the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:29 (seven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan 35m 35 minutes ago
One thing for sure the #referendum results are very close, but also showing a difference of opinion across #Britain
272 retweets 471 likes

hunangarage, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:03 (five months ago) Permalink

that's one thing that's for sure true

Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:05 (five months ago) Permalink

I think the Courier today claimed she was pro-Fife, but I didn't get to read the article to see what that meant.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:10 (five months ago) Permalink

#linsights

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:12 (five months ago) Permalink

confused by a referendum showing a difference of opinion, perhaps she is a fan of Hitlerian socialism

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:16 (five months ago) Permalink

pro-Fife

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:44 (five months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

~fiance drama~

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:29 (four months ago) Permalink

didn't read anything about this but i stand with lindsay.

Treeship, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:03 (four months ago) Permalink

two months pass...
four weeks pass...

weird

Treeship, Friday, 4 November 2016 03:13 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Linds as Annie Hall.

nickn, Friday, 18 November 2016 06:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

La-De-LiLo

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 November 2016 07:30 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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