Shallow, Pedantic Complaints People Make That Drive You Insane

"I hate mouth noises a lot, but it sounds like San Te's ex might be the one with the problem."

i have a couple of family members - who shall remain nameless - who when they eat are a variation on "MMMMMMMMMMM - SMACK SMACK SMACK - MMMMMMMMMMMM - SMACK SMACK - *LICK FINGERS* - MMMMMMMMM"

i grin and bear it cuz i am all about love but i envision their gruesome deaths quite vividly.

scott, like I said, I hate mouth noises - my father used to smack a lot, b/c of his dentures, he claimed - but San Te made an effort to correct the problem, so for that reason I think it is *possible* that the GF has the burden of tolerance.

http://www.omnomnomnom.com/

i was more mad that i was nice enough to pick her up lunch, drove it back, and this was all before I was helping volunteer with her at something she was doing (and she was the only reason I was doing it)....and she asks me if "I can eat elsewhere", in a somewhat snarky tone.

yeah, i'm usually polite and don't mention it to people. you know, i'll live.

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just don't whisper in my ear. and don't whisper the words "moist cake" in my ear. and don't whisper the words "moist cake" in my ear if you have cake in your mouth. or i'll kill myself.

and if you ever ever put your finger in my mouth when i'm yawning i will kill you. more than one person has done this in my lifetime! don't ever do that!

before i sound like a total freak i should mention that i have no problem with kissing and, um, sounds of that nature. and i'm actually pretty oral. love smoking, drinking, and eating for that reason.

my introduction to rem was seeing them play on mouthsounds guy's kids show on nickelodeon. also al green, too, i think?

anyway they played so. central rain and i was like cool, i could get into this

"See? When the Nazis scheduled a demonstration in this neighborhood, they were being civil, and it was the minorities who got violent".

As if intentionally demonstrating in areas where they know they will incite rage amongst the minorities they are targeting with their demonstrations isn't part of their whole plan. and proves nothing.

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talk about the passion is so much better, though

how did people outdo the byrds in the eighties? re-feed peter buck those drugs

"See? When the Nazis scheduled a demonstration in this neighborhood, they were being civil, and it was the minorities who got violent".

um, how often does someone get a chance to say this? and where do you live so i can steer clear of it.

mostly message board debates and in real life acquaintances for people not necessarily trying to side with Nazis but to argue in favor of free speech (and doing a poor job of it)

scott, like I said, I hate mouth noises - my father used to smack a lot, b/c of his dentures, he claimed

Have you ever talked with Kr about this? She has a similar hatred b/c of her mom.

"man how about a courtesy flush -- at least wait until I leave the bathroom".

IT'S A FUCKING BATHROOM, IT'S MADE FOR SHITTING

talking to me at all in a mens room when i'm busy is def a no no.

My mum and dad have partial dentures so make discusting smacky noises all the time when they eat. Mum also takes her bridge out after eating a biscuit, and sucks the goop off the false tooth , swishes some tea, then puts it back. UUUUUGHHHH.

and if you ever ever put your finger in my mouth when i'm yawning i will kill you. more than one person has done this in my lifetime! don't ever do that!

If someone did this to me, I have got to tell you, I would have no hesitation in biting down hard on their finger.

that's hard when you're mid yawn!

Dammit why you gotta be all smart on me.

just don't whisper in my ear. and don't whisper the words "moist cake" in my ear. and don't whisper the words "moist cake" in my ear if you have cake in your mouth. or i'll kill myself.

― scott seward, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

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