Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?

dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

is it bad for Dancing Baby to see you masturbating?

Carmine Dirtnap from North Arlington (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

how is dancing babby formed

glutinous maximus (corey), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is it bad for a baby portabella to see you masturbating?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

um YES

Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

you're just culturally conditioned to believe that

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

So it only took 5 years for this board to turn into "A Serbian Film"

All thing considered, that's an eternity in Internet tine so congrats to us all for staving off hell for that long.

Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

is it bad for masturbating babies to see?

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

what a thread

diamonddave85, Sunday, 29 August 2010 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Uh wow. No, help.

seandalai, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

cultural conditioning has its points.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 6:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

only if it is the correct conditioning.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 30 August 2010 00:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also, this thread needs an overbearing Brooklyn father to come up, cuff it on the back of the head and say, "Jeeeesus Christ, what the FUCK is wrong with you?"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, December 5, 2005 2:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

Is it bad for dick cheney to see you masturbating

show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

During your baby's first month, she can focus only about 20cm to 30cm away

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

what if it's a boy?
i bet you he could see further. because boys are better. it's science.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 May 2012 04:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, "

Impossible not to imagine this sentence as a lyric

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

During your baby's first month, she can focus only about 20cm to 30cm away

will make the future repressed memories of a shuffling blur moaning to itself in Finnish all the more mysterious

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's the rest of the song I worry about...

xpost You know what? The one big ILX fallacy (oo-er) is that Tuomas was the original poster...

Mark G, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was trying to get at that if the baby can see you you're doing it too close to the baby

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://efukt.com/20614_Babysitting_Fail.html

dylannn, Friday, 11 May 2012 07:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok, moving beyond vanilla stuff, would pissing/a2m/etc be ok in front of a child, 'because it woudln't understand'?
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 9:36 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

buzza, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:04 (8 months ago) Permalink

this simon guy

dylannn, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:33 (8 months ago) Permalink

buncha squares

call all destroyer, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:38 (8 months ago) Permalink


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