got up early, took santi outside for potty. santi refused to potty, came inside, with 30 seconds promptly pottied on floor. conversation on drive to work: how we wished he'd hurry up.
got home early from work today. took santi outside for potty, fully expecting no results. santi immediately potties. right where i buried his poop the other night.
we freak out, heap praise on santi. tail wags like nuts. i pick santi up. santi promptly sprouts massive erection and ejaculates on my shirt.
moral of story: be careful what you wish for.
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh god!
― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
eh, it's not the first time. easier to clean than pee.
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
one step at a time, it seems
― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Poor confused Santi. He's so lucky to have you.
― trishyb, Saturday, 28 August 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
― itsinthetrees, Saturday, 28 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i would like to introduce ilx to gordon
this is gordon
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs618.ash2/157052_10150101363789813_507284812_7422463_1392291_n.jpg
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
too cool 4 school
― kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I love his furstyle!
― quincie, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Awesome!!!
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
You may not know my official stance on this but dogs are the bestest
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
gordon looks like a hipster kinda puppy even without any accoutrements
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I just got all excited because h had that same duck when he was a pup. Also because I am a dork.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
GORDON!!!!
― ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
it is like a door has opened in my heart
<3 this lil guy
am very groggy because of getting up with him during the night -- but he is crate training pretty good so far
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Top three threads on ILE currently:
# PUPPY!!!!!!! [Started by Finefinemusic in January 2008, last updated 2 seconds ago] 10 new answers# DOGS [Started by Matt DC in December 2010, last updated 32 seconds ago] 59 new answers POLL closes: December 23 (in 5 days)# CUTE [Started by I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina) in July 2004, last updated 48 seconds ago] 3 new answers
― Matt DC, Friday, 17 December 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
fyi gordon is mostly maltese with a tiny drop of some other breed -- not exactly sure but he's bigger than a maltese
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I approve of Gordon, he looks similar to puppy-Max who inspired this thread!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
This is my parents' 1.5 year-old long-haired weinerdog named Tootsie Roll:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnFzJbdVUj0
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
last dogsitter i left my dog with let her boyfriend take her surfing. i just got the pictures:http://i.imgur.com/vnMwI.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/wPy0S.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/A0avL.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
aw. <3
― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^ omg
― markers, Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
ok that is awesome
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Agree 1,000,000%
― Madchen, Thursday, 17 February 2011 07:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Have you heard about this silly but obviously much-loved puppy? http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0216/breaking28.html
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/images/2011/0216/269351_1.jpg
"A dog breeder saved his eight-week-old puppy with mouth-to-mouth after it almost drowned in a garden pond."
― The New Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 17 February 2011 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9503/mandyhat.jpg
dog hates pirate hat
― great & spacious building (Abbbottt), Monday, 21 February 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183072_10150142002779813_507284812_8027455_3197556_n.jpg
oh my gordon!!
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 21 February 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/184228_10150142002699813_507284812_8027454_8088726_n.jpg
LOL
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 21 February 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Gordon looks kind of like an old bear I knew named Gordon! But obv way cuter, no contest.
― great & spacious building (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
awwwwwwwww gordon
― ENBB, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5131/5468768611_c444a80324_b.jpgRiver by celluloidpropaganda, on Flickr
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
puppy that started the thread grew up, made an enemy out of a cockatiel:
http://tinypic.com/r/2agi6q/7
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
oops
http://i55.tinypic.com/2agi6q.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link
awww
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
my dog's worst habit is getting into garbagehttp://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183152_728266476176_19508224_38554085_1538127_n.jpg
― gr8080, Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
For enbbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RducUTyjzQk
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
:)
dog detures pretty horrifying tbh
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
you loved the pug with dentures though. I bet you went "awwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
nope. too creepy!
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
buying toothpaste for benson then?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
If I thought for a second that he'd be anywhere near as cooperative as this pooch I sure would be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF97Akx3Siw
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf is that dog wearing? (not a sentence I've ever written before)
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I'm not really sure tbh.
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
dont get benson (or roberto) one please.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LzKNPPRpc90/Szk99ovrHEI/AAAAAAAAABo/-LMGvHaiCAg/S220/PugRockPunker.jpg
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 18 March 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dogwork.com/feeling/
Awesome vid, set to a Boston song for some strange reason
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 18 March 2011 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Sister-in-law's new puppy!!!!!!!!
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190276_1884112950850_1482173316_2085818_5182733_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 20 March 2011 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189220_1884111630817_1482173316_2085814_6383865_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 20 March 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link