Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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what matters is that according to the headline SHE would consent, rowr!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't understand this 'legal' thing. Are you really not allowed to have sex until you're 18 in the States?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Kyle is only 16.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

paris is all right, its that richie fool who can take a hike.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I met Lohan about 15 months ago. I hadn't seen her since, like, a few movies ago.

She walks into the room in a wife beater and a miniskirt and sits down next to me for the interview.

Her chest was gonzo. And she's has tons of freckles.

That's pretty much all I remember.

― dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I just assumed the age of consent was 16, like it is in the UK. Gosh.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cs.duke.edu/~anderson/travesty/gonzo.jpg
Lindsay Lohan's chest

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Hooray for boobs and freckles!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I've interviewed Rachel Stevens.

(that one is true)

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Her chest loves chickens?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco's review upthread OTM.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess she could have come to Britain to have sex.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

that picture at the top the thread gives me an anti-boner

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

dan what is your pseudonym?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that font is distracting. (xp)

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

who is rachel stevens?

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"there is no Lindsay, only Zuul..."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread got more hits than Ichiro

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, if you've seen Perfect you shouldn't be bitching about Rolling Stone NOW not being about music.

I knew better -- unlike yourself, naturally -- than to subject myself to a viewing of Perfect.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear!, you mean Kaz Tadano, surely.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

or maybe that's pitches. Whatever.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

b-b-but it was on VH1, Alex! Aren't you always watching that?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

rachel stevens
http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~villain/small_rachel_stevens.jpg

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

rachel stevens is an ex S Club 7 chick who now has a solo career

(it is S Club 7, right? That suddenly looks wrong to me)

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

oh her

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the chick with the schaffel song? I'd like to triplet her, uh, whatever.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, I interviewed S Club. They were the blandest people I have yet to meet.

FIT, though.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

if you have YET to meet that means you didn't meet that means you didn't interview them that means you are a liar

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

jealous.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

b-b-but it was on VH1, Alex! Aren't you always watching that?

-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 28th, 2004. (later)

I watch it in fleeting snippets just to fuel my fire. Now VH1 Classic, on the other hand,.....

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

*stands up and salutes reference to VH1 Classic*

fuck this Rachel Stevens/Lindsay Lohan shit, VH1 Classic is beauty.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

VH1 Classic has no Ts to C on

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean it's got Laura Branigan, that woman from Quarterflash, Chrissie Hynde, the Go-Go's, the Bangles, and k-rowr I need to watch my VH1 Classic tapes.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Whats totally sick is that I caught a glimpse of "Pet Sematary 2" on Sci-FI channel last night and I thought "Whoa.. 13 year old Edward Furlong IS HOTT".. yeah um okay thats a different thread isn't it.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, but where is that thread, Mandee??

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Underage pictures and movies of people you find hot are kind of awkward, no matter what Mott The Hoople's "I Wish I Was Your Mother" says.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

That's why I haven't seen Jumanji. Well, one of the reasons.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with Edward Furlong. She wrote a novel where the characters were all just named after the letters of the alphabet and all involved in some horrible petty personal crisis of some kind. I moved away and gave her a false address and phone number.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

So let that be a lesson to you.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Edward Furling is John Waters' Pecker. Just had to type that.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

gah typo.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought I lost you once - I couldn't bear to lose you again!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Underage pictures and movies of people you find hot are kind of awkward
Addams Family to thread.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Not enough pictures on this thread

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't wanna get tossed in the Paedo-Pop dustbin with Gary Glitter now don't you.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"A felt confused. he didn't know why. He thought D loved him. But now she was with G."

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

he is pretty badass for a wee thing

http://www.starboy.de/EdwardFurlong/ac/efu745.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

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