"Tonight we dine...on mice!" -- come anticipate or at least acknowledge 'Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole' as directed by Zach Snyder

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ok i have never taken a close look at this cover and have always mistaken that helmet for a flying whale

ITS YA BOY (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Really!? I always saw it as a warrior dude's helmet.

I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link

which it is. i want to see the flying whale.

a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

a triple-pronged whale

lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i just looked at with only one squinty eye and saw the whale! he is flyin away from u, his fins are up and he is wearing a very tall hat. cover is much improved by this.

a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the full title for this movie breaks my brain every time i see it.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

was "the guardians of ga'hoole" just not ridiculous enough all by itself?

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

they felt obliged to warn people that it was owls

a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I felt this was the best place to put this picture

http://i.imgur.com/3j31n.jpg

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 13 September 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

good call

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i am anticipating this film. saw the trailer when i saw cats & dogs II and it looks killer

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I am so glad I'm not the only one that thought it was a whale on that Roxy Music cover! I finally noticed the helmeted dude a few years ago after years of thinking it was a whale mid jump.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Well then:

http://www.vevo.com/artist/owl-city

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I am so glad I'm not the only one that thought it was a whale on that Roxy Music cover! I finally noticed the helmeted dude a few years ago after years of thinking it was a whale mid jump.

I always did as well, and never even thought to question whether it was a whale or not until this thread. I guess this owl movie was at least good for something.

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

If you all thought that was a whale exactly what did you think was next to it? A roc?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 September 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a flying whale!

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.wyland.com/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 September 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

every time I see this ad I picture the incredibly awkward dance an owl would have to go through to get a helmet on its head

Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe they hit something and it just falls on their head.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 September 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

No, but there is Hatebeak, the death metal band with a parrot for a lead singer.

can we discuss this for a second

wonder if they ever did a show with Caninus

juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Placed on head by enslaved mice iirc

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IsxEyThbQ

juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- what the

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh so this must be the tribute band:

http://www.myspace.com/micesslave

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, Cinderella could train animals to do this, and she's not ever dangerous. Imagine what she could've accomplished w/a beak and claws.

http://rlv.zcache.com/cinderella_with_birds_and_mice_poster-p228245743216659882trma_400.jpg

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm kinda irrationally excited about this film. I love owls, I love how the WARRIOR OWLS look in the posters, and for some reason Lord of the Rings with owls as made by Disney sounds like THE BEST THING EVER to me. Even seeing the trailer didn't manage to kill my enthusiasm. I can't really explain these feelings.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 September 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Interview with Zack Snyder

Owls.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

But at the same time, the movie is so realistic about owl physiology.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked that they had stunt men from 300 fighting each other in owl suits for animator reference.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

a friend of mine sent me a cellpwn pic of a giant billboard for this and i realized i know nothing about it - for some reason i thought that even tho it had owls in the title it did not actually have owls in it. but it does! and owls are great! so i want to see this.
also, that picture of an owl in a toque omg lol <3

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, Snyderpaws: But within seconds of its opening, a feather drifts off an owl’s wing, spins in midair in ultra slow motion, then slams into full speed again.

a seminar on ass play for kids or something (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked that they had stunt men from 300 fighting each other in owl suits for animator reference.

An actual clip of that sequences sounds like it would belong in a film starring Jack Black.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, this is just making me laugh uncontrollably for some reason:

http://a.onionstatic.com/images/media/movie/11686/Legend-Of-The-Guardians_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

a seminar on ass play for kids or something (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

SO BIG EYES

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

The one on the left looks like it's saying "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you..."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i have cried actual tears every time i've seen this trailer too but they have been borne of lol

A B C, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i always want to deface the posters i see on bus shelters but i can't even come up with a coherent heckle

"this is a fucking owl...haha"

A B C, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay then...:

Helen Mirren says she thinks American actors are very good at voicing animated films because they approach the job with such abandon.
The Oscar-winner says British actors are more controlled and circumspect.
Because of that, Mirren says, she was a bit intimidated by her role in the animated 3D film "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole," which opens today.
Part of the reason she wanted to voice the character of the evil owl Nyra was to learn to be more free.

http://www.sirearevalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/LGFC-0018-1023x434.jpg

"I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 September 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked that they had stunt men from 300 fighting each other in owl suits for animator reference.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Wednesday, September 22, 2010 9:10 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this should be the movie no?

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 24 September 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i55.tinypic.com/hvsz0p.jpg

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

from the pic i thought this'd be dark and gritty owls vs rats warfare or something. just looks like 'where the owl things are' to me tbh.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Too bad Christopher Nolan didn't direct this.

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Y'know what? Somebody really needs to get started on some Duncton Woods movies now.

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

^ thought this only five mins ago.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

This was pretty fun. My only complaints were:

1.) the Owl City song, which wasn't egregiously bad as much as just completely out-of-place.
2.) There's a line in the trailer where someone cautions the young owls: "When you've flown as far as you can, you're halfway there!" which makes you think that it's gonna be some huge epic, LOTR questing thing. This particular journey takes a little over a minute.

Altogether though, our family thoroughly enjoyed it. Great owl vs. owl dogfighting scenes. The 3D wasn't overwhelmingly great (like How To Train Your Dragon was), but there were still some cool showpieces.

kkvgz, Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys, the climax of this movie featured an own setting a bucket on fire in slow motion while Dead Can Dance's "Host of the Seraphim" played.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

posters for this are up in this city, saw some last night and could not stop going "owls...fucking owls...for two hours...owls!!" to my friends

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Saturday, 2 October 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

things left unexplained:

-- how metal flakes can create a force field thing that traps owl's "giblets"
-- why owl racism exists
-- how come they are supposed to be active at night but are only every doing anything in golden hour
-- what moon-blanking is/why it happens
-- how owls make weapons and helmets
-- why the brother owl turned evil

I'm a DUDE, Dad! (Viceroy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys, the climax of this movie featured an owl setting a bucket on fire in slow motion while Dead Can Dance's "Host of the Seraphim" played.

o_0 (Partially because I've had that song in my head all day for some reason.)

how metal flakes can create a force field thing that traps owl's "giblets"

...this sounds wronger than it must be. (I hope.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

No the metal flecks are a big thing in the movie. I was giggling so hard whenever the evil owls were like, "We have collected nearly enough flecks to control the world!"

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Finally saw this last night. Really has to be one of the most insane fantasy films ever. The almost palpable realism of the face fluff, making us want to pet the screen. The relentless cognitive dissonance of the premise. The Dead Can Dance Moment (so glad you warned me about this Abbs). My wife loved it so much I think she was having an irl out of body experience.

We also watched this at like 1 in the morning so there was an added layer of hypnagogic delerium on my part.

the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

ga'hoole

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 21 December 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

ga'hoole

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 18 April 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

OTM

brad palsy (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 18 April 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

OWLS, never forget

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

There are so many movies (2) with "Guardians" in the title the past couple years and it's like – why are you fucking with me and using the word "Guardians" if there aren't Zach Snyder golden hour owls carrying buckets of fire to Dead Can Dance songs?

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Weeks on, I am *still* briefly disappointed every time I see the title "Guardians of the Galaxy" and realize it is not a sequel to this movie.

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

Hahah

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

Legend of the Rise of the Guardians of the Ga'hoolaxy

before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Monday, 25 August 2014 06:22 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

So where's the Snyder Cut of this

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 August 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link


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