mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

He can cleverly sort through mixed messages with his giant Batbrain.

i need my own personal batmang/bruce wayne i think. secret power.

Plus $$$$

Not to be crass or anything.

crassness is the lifeblood of itr.

crass on, my bitches. crass on.

i have had a fun fun fun weekend! i love the east bay! it's so beautiful!

STILL BATMANG

HELP ME BATMANG I JUST WATCHED 27 DRESSES

cRANK >>>> 27 DRESSS

You know, the big stumbling block for me with John being Batman is that I've seen the cars he drives.

ROLLING "I'M BATMANG/BATMAN" THREAD

Sara- I went to see WALL-E today. By myself. I loved it! I was the only adult sans kids.

Afternoon all. How are we today?

tired, since I had no weekend

also pissed that I didn't see The Dark Knight due to not having a weekend

it is really hard to quit your job when your boss is STILL AT HIS "COUNTRY" HOUSE on monday when you get in.

where is everybody? i'm bored. and cranky. and it's hot in this office.

hi dere I am on many conference calls today

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i have a whole day of boredom ahead of me.

Go out and raise a ruckus.

argh now a/c is off bc cleaning lady is vacuuming and apparently you can't have both on at the same time. :(

that would be fun but i don't want to do it on my own :(

i had a FANTASTIC weekend: went to exhibition opening at gallery 1988 in sf on friday, got to meet joe vaux!!!!! and travis louie!!!!! love sf - so freakin beautiful. also rode the subway for the first time in my life.

saturday: went to farmers' market down the road - OMG so freakin awesome!! i love oakland, it's nothing like anyone told me (apart from jordan). went back to sf, bought not-totally-dorky helmet to wear on my almost-mine bike, scouted book stores, watched blades of glory (which i thought was actually incredibly funny).

sunday: hung out in berkeley, more bookstoring, ate my first vege burger at smart alec's... actually really tasty.

RR, that all sounds so awesome. I love the Bay Area. Have you gone into a See's Candies yet? (mmmmmmm See's Candies...)

tehresa - I hope the vaccuuming/no a.c. hell ends soon.

xp Glad you liked Wall-E, airmurchie! I enjoyed it, too.

Dear Dan, I am sorry to hear about your lack of a weekend. You need a different job for sure. P.S. I read the first 4 pages of Uncle Tom's Cabin and it is making me nauseous. I'll continue, but only because I told you I would do it!

a/c is back but boss isn't.

dear lxy jerg and lingbert,

i have reaffirmed my fondness for all of you as of this morning. thank you for sups last night.

haha Sara, four pages into UTC I turned to J031 and said "okay now I want to kill white people"

Did I tell you guys that there was a big fight next door to my house last week? Apparently someone got stabbed (no homocide).

<3 to remy bean: it was a treat to have you and lb over and what a great porch night, huh?

xox
yer pal,
lxy

question: should i start a seattle vs. minneapolis thread in which residents of both cities convince me why i should move there? i need to start planning a move i think. it won't happen for a year or so, but maybe i should start thinking?

also other cities. maybe it should be like "WHERE SHOULD I MOVE?" with a list of criteria

MPLS

because, you know, interesting weather.

xp to Dan - this reminds me of how our bookclub wound up with all kinds of rules. "No books with dead babies in them!" I'm not sure what rule this would be leading to, however. "No books that have nauseating racism?"

Also glad that you weren't stabbed. Someone was stabbed in the house next door? Maybe you should move to MPLS, too. IT'S THE THING TO DO

NO, TZA, COME TO THE WEST COAST!!

WALKER CTR is A+++++

i can not afford san francisco i think, though i would not mind working for sf opera.

also, here is the bike i'm getting: http://www.trekbikes.com/women/wsd_products/bikes/2008/bike_path/72fxwsd/

i'm kind of excited, and simultaneously totally scared about this bike riding thing.

oohi am seriously in need of a bike.

I am seriously in need of an interview suit.

Tza -- west coast. The way to go.

I am seriously in need of another part time job.
I want to do something simple that allows me to read/think great thoughts, OR I want to be surrounded by witty people. Receptionist or restaurant?

We just bought a new car - a Honda Fit!

Those Fits are kind of cute.

I just need to get back to school so that I have regular interaction with other adults.

Also, MPLS has more interesting weather than the West Coast. Just sayin'!

Do Fits go in spurts?

mpls prolly more affordable?

omg boss back now and want to put gun in mouth asap.

I love the Twin Cities area, but can't lie: it does get unreasonably cold here in the winter. But if you stay here, you can feel TUFF!

Sorry about the job woes...

i DID put in 6 rochester winters, so maybe i could handle it?

do you need a car there?

mpls ROOLS w coast DROOLS

FB doesn't have a car... so... maybe not?

i went carless for about 10 years, FB is still making it happen as well. it kind of depends where you live and where you work. mostly busses, some light rail with more to come. assuming you are a city dweller, probably wouldnt be so bad.

fairly cheap to live here, dont know how it compares to seattle $$$wise.

also, im batman

BATMANG!!!!!!1

See, John is even offering you extra protection from the dangers of Gotham if you come here. You can't beat that with a stick.

Okay, I'm off for the afternoon; taking the kids to a friend's farm.

<3 to you all!