When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

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Perhaps next Friday should be a designated Nice day, instead of arbitrarily reviving threads. It would be a challenge for...certain people.

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Holy shit Quitney.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Man, I thought stevem brought the heat with the maracas post, but then ol' Henry K has to bring the Brazilian out. This is truly a great day for showboat ilx posts.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

It's like the Night of the Wrong Knives around here.

NickB, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

13/7: never forget

HAVE A GOOD W/E GUYZ

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Batts was a made man; Tommy wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open-casket funeral.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Marcello - check yr email. Your hotmail account that is, if you're still using it.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i enjoyed this thread better was it was undignified hissyfit flailing, these 'jokes' are pure tedium now :(

lex pretend, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

when it was

lex pretend, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

thanks for you continued support

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

he never support

blueski, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck it.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Well it looks like Marcello is fine. Move along kids, nothing to see here.

(I am appreciating the funny side of this)

Matt DC, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

ladies and gentleman, the wit and wisdom of...

sanskrit, Friday, 13 July 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yer dirty young, like, men you...!

t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

200

Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

aaaaaand cut. Thanks everyone, great thread! (lock plz?)

StanM, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

(oi fkkk! -king xpost)

200... pussyeaters? snailfukkateers? grannysukkerers? 2000 wot?

t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

(and - a "nil" 's not a number,er, but offcourse!)

t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't believe i played championship manager all afternoon

Just got offed, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Snooze you lose.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

It seems ILM mods are also "shook". Passantino, it is believed, is now banned from ILM too.

acrobat, Saturday, 14 July 2007 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Or, so it says on the mod board anyway.

acrobat, Saturday, 14 July 2007 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link

One day, both users, doms and mods will live together in harmony!

http://i11.tinypic.com/4p9u4qc.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 14 July 2007 10:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Trolling Macht Frei

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:03 (sixteen years ago) link

gasp mod = dom backward. what duz dis mean??

Frogman Henry, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:34 (sixteen years ago) link

he can nab them!

StanM, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:43 (sixteen years ago) link

uh oh

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 16 July 2007 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a http://www.my-generation.org.uk/Deram1.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 16 July 2007 10:30 (sixteen years ago) link

you have a cat stevens lp?

electricsound, Monday, 16 July 2007 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link

RIP

acrobat, Monday, 16 July 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

if dom were here he'd post the lyrics to 'missing you'. those days are gone.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Snooze you lose.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, July 13, 2007 5:57 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

All we have is this last piece of wisdom

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://photos-442.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v75/207/48/528700442/n528700442_50734_9470.jpg

And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

597, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

salt tears all over monitor :(

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

ew

blueski, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

cryingeagle.jpg?

Neil S, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"tears"

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link

double ew!

Neil S, Monday, 16 July 2007 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love, the love, the love?

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found
Now ask yourself

Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love?

Sing wit me y'all:
One world, one world (We only got)
One world, one world (That's all we got)
One world, one world
And something's wrong wit it (Yeah)
Something's wrong wit it (Yeah)
Something's wrong wit the wo-wo-world, yeah
We only got
(One world, one world)
That's all we got
(One world, one world)

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 23 July 2007 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i hated that song at the time. why, i cannot fathom, b/c i have grown to love it v much.

lex pretend, Monday, 23 July 2007 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Baby cried the day the circus came to town
'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown
While she danced without a net upon the wire
I know a lot about 'er 'cause, you see
Baby is an awful lot like me

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down
They left behind her dreams among the litter
The different kind of love she thought she'd found
There was nothin' left but sawdust and some glitter
But baby can't be broken 'cause you see
She had the finest teacher-that was me-I told 'er

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost made it

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

marmotwolof, Monday, 23 July 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

21 years in captivity
Shoes too small to fit his feet
His body abused, but his mind is still free
You're so blind that you cannot see

Free Nelson Mandela

Visited the causes at the AMC
Only one man in a large army
You're so blind that you cannot see
You're so deaf that you cannot hear him

Free Nelson Mandela

21 tears in captivity
You're so blind that you cannot see
You're so deaf that you cannot hear him
You're so dumb that you cannot speak

Free Nelson Mandela

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i tried to rate them in the order of how much they'd like to bone dom passantino, but my calculations would not resolve
-- mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 18:33 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

acrobat, Monday, 30 July 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I had visions, I was in them,
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me

Fingertips have memories,
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does)

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, Goddamn you

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin, to live so well

I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...

Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' big holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well

(One, two, three, four!)

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 30 July 2007 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Parking tickets! you're crazy, I don't... He says well, they have some outstanding warrents left on you and they want to just solve them you know, whatever it'll be. So they take me in on a chain to Long Beach and now they lock me up in the cell behind the courtroom in Long Beach while i'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offences! Parking tickets! I paniced, i'm thinking, oh my God, man, while I'm here, what's to stop them? I mean what's really to stop them, oh, I assumed that maybe some day my mother would realize that I should have gotten out! Yeah, she was nice, she would have known but still, what's to stop them?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall.
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood,
Cries out, "My God, they killed them all!"
Here comes the story of the Hurricane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

Three bodies lyin' there does Patty see
And another man named Bello, movin' around mysteriously.
"I didn't do it," he says, and he throws up his hands
"I was only robbin' the register, I hope you understand.
I saw them leavin'," he says, and he stops
"One of us had better call up the cops."
And so Patty calls the cops
And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashin'
In the hot New Jersey night.

Meanwhile, far away in another part of town
Rubin Carter and a couple of friends are drivin' around.
Number one contender for the middleweight crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a cop pulled him over to the side of the road
Just like the time before and the time before that.
In Paterson that's just the way things go.
If you're black you might as well not show up on the street
'Less you wanna draw the heat.

Alfred Bello had a partner and he had a rap for the cops.
Him and Arthur Dexter Bradley were just out prowlin' around
He said, "I saw two men runnin' out, they looked like middleweights
They jumped into a white car with out-of-state plates."
And Miss Patty Valentine just nodded her head.
Cop said, "Wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that he could identify the guilty men.

Four in the mornin' and they haul Rubin in,
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs.
The wounded man looks up through his one dyin' eye
Says, "Wha'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the guy!"
Yes, here's the story of the Hurricane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

Four months later, the ghettos are in flame,
Rubin's in South America, fightin' for his name
While Arthur Dexter Bradley's still in the robbery game
And the cops are puttin' the screws to him, lookin' for somebody to blame.
"Remember that murder that happened in a bar?"
"Remember you said you saw the getaway car?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law?"
"Think it might-a been that fighter that you saw runnin' that night?"
"Don't forget that you are white."

Arthur Dexter Bradley said, "I'm really not sure."
Cops said, "A poor boy like you could use a break
We got you for the motel job and we're talkin' to your friend Bello
Now you don't wanta have to go back to jail, be a nice fellow.
You'll be doin' society a favor.
That sonofabitch is brave and gettin' braver.
We want to put his ass in stir
We want to pin this triple murder on him
He ain't no Gentleman Jim."

Rubin could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much.
It's my work, he'd say, and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail.
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.

All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.
The judge made Rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.
No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.
And though they could not produce the gun,
The D.A. said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-white jury agreed.

Rubin Carter was falsely tried.
The crime was murder "one," guess who testified?
Bello and Bradley and they both baldly lied
And the newspapers, they all went along for the ride.
How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some fool's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land
Where justice is a game.

Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Rubin sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell
An innocent man in a living hell.
That's the story of the Hurricane,
But it won't be over till they clear his name
And give him back the time he's done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

let go

blueski, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link


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