what does my dream mean?

Then I trapped the beast by shutting it's scrotum flap in a door, in order to ensure my escape.

GOOD THINKING!!

my halal dream

i dreamt i was sitting in class and staring out the window when i saw people gathering around across the street in front of a convenience store. a guy was leading a cattle. there were a few african guys and they were going to have what i thought of in my dream as a muslim cattle slaughtering ceremony. one guy held the lead and another guy sliced the cattle's head off with a machete. a third guy then stabbed a sword into the headless cattle's neck. everyone in my class ran outside and was like TIME FOR BARBECUE YAY and the african guys were like oh no sorry, the barbecue will be tomorrow. please come back then.

i think i got the idea for this dream from the movie "workingman's death" because there was one part of it that showed guys in nigeria slaughtering cattle. it didn't happen the same way though, and there was no ceremony.

how dood you know?

because in the dream i was actually thinking "wow this is just like workingman's death!" i saw that like 4 years ago though.

why are they inned the buckets jusd like they should be

i dreamt i was trying to call my friend, whose real name is michael jackson, but i kept hitting the wrong number from my contacts list and this girl answered and i was like "hi is this michael jackson?" and she got angry and i was like "oh you must think i'm pranking you but i am looking for someone whose name is michael jackson, i must have the wrong number" so i called again and got her again and she was still mad and i was like "i just want to talk to michael jackson!" and she hung up on me and i never got to talk to him.

ha lol

it means your are lesbionic

your are

j/k it doesn't mean that

i don't understand how that means i'm lesbionic, lingbert. please explain.

oh PHEW xp

but what does it mean? i'm going to see michael jackson today so i'll see what he thinks

michael jackson seemed unimpressed by this dream

unlike all of you, here, on the internet

exam-time dreams are here

the horrible lucid kind?

yeah my trial practice final is not til next week (we have to do a trial on a fake contract claim) and i dreamt i showed up at the courthouse just to watch my friends do theirs and the judge was like "i think you should do yours now instead" and i didn't have the right book with me (the one i had looked exactly the same but was missing all the depositions) and i hadn't prepared any of my arguments or examinations and forgot all the evidence rules so i went running around downtown trying to find someone who had the book and to find people to act as witnesses and jurors. the judge also laughed at me because i was wearing street clothes instead of lawyer clothes. and i yelled at him and said "i can't believe you're making me do this today! YOUR HONOR!" i was so glad to hear my alarm go off because it made me go "oh good that wasn't real." lol.

did Lingbert and harbl ever kiss?

it was predicted...

linglips

no

she kissed me upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

i never kissed lingbert, what u heard was rumor and innuendo

i haven't been having any dreams at all lately what is happeninggggggggg

take one kava kava for best lucky dreams

I dreamt I was driving home from work, and as I pulled up to my house I saw that someone had constructed a big ass concrete speed bump at the base of my driveway. I hopped out of the car and started picking away at the obstacle with a hammer and chisel. A bunch of rotten, putrid fish fillets were embedded in the concrete, and I piled them up on the driveway as I worked. Once I finished the job, I chucked the fish into my neighbor's pool.

I have not been never famous thus this I make l' intelligence of liitle me!

cool dream, jergins f_rankle

i dreamt i had jury duty (i have never had jury duty) and i was going through the voir dire and the judge was asking me all this stuff like are you able to be impartial, are you able to apply the law fairly and i kept giving these really aggressive NO responses because i just wanted to get out of it

i dreamed i moved back to new england. when i saw my new room i knew it was where i was supposed to be...sunlight across the covers of the bed. what does it mean?

To dream of sunshine, indicates that you are experiencing some sort of emotional or situational breakthrough. You are headed on the right track.

To see your bed in your dream, represents you intimate self and discovery of your sexuality.

great news!!

Were your bedsheets (1) bunched up in moist, cozy, labial folds or (2) rolled up, sleeping bag style, into a firm, thick, pliable cylinder? I'm not trying to get freudian on you, but these little details fascinate me.

I'm not trying to get freudian on you

suggest ban from ask dr freud

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I have had this dream where while an excellent star I watches the mrs. who does not know that me transport the purchase bags but d' other part I become a man of the goat before dell' shipment of ltter to a friend i ask you today what makes this average?

This as my dream!!!

f_rankle, were the purchase bags (1) bunched up in moist, cozy, labial folds or (2) rolled up, sleeping bag style, into a firm, thick, pliable cylinder?

Hello nice f_rankle

i had man of the goat dream every night for years, started drinking a bottle of orangina every night before prayers, never had man of the goat dream again

congrat

awwwwww, thanks!

i dreamt i was being scolded at length by a coffee shop employee for drinking coffee without any milk in it. he had an indian accent. what does my dream mean?

you racist

i dreamed that i was showing off my apparently signed and illustrated copy of jesus lizard - down to someone, but i can't remember who. i don't even care about the album and never think about it in real life. what does that meen

a dream represents a fulfilled wish

five bux says david yow signed it with his dick

it looks to be signed by david yow and mac mcneilly. one of them drew a cloud coming out of the ass of the dog, and in the cloud it says "RALSTON PURINA"

you probably have a shiny coat and healthy teeth.

you are on fire