The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

Such a dog portrait would be worthwhile

what ever happened with the orly lady? was there more paintings of her? was the person who commissioned the paintings some big wig billionaire?

I said it was George Soros and I haven't heard from Orly since.

Yes, I would be honored to paint a portrait of your dog.

she said you are clearly deranged, how does that make you feel deep down?

I need to scrape some cash together and I'll get back to you Dan.

No rush-

http://www.faithmouse.com/jared_loughner_pancake_portrait.jpg

crepey

These are male breasts and nipples, and therefore completely SFW-

http://www.faithmouse.com/happy_birthday_rush_limbaugh.jpg

wow dude.

Hey Dan, are you putting out a collection or coffee-table book of these?

I guess I could put something together with Blurb.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_putin_blueberry_study.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/conan_obama_tbs_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/meg_whitman_pancake_whore.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/glenn_beck_christ.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_rescue_chilean_miners.jpg

Nice Gawker push today

i've missed dan

Just thought about him the other day when Orly Taitz popped up in the news.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/leading-birther-taitz-chastized-by-federal-judge/2011/07/26/gIQADZL4aI_blog.html

No mention of pancakes or Soros in this article. :|

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele-bachmann-spirit-waterloo.jpg

Oops. That last one was meant to be a link.

Oh jesus can we get a NSFW warning up in here, I just clicked on that at work, fuck.

...or yeah that'll work :)

I bet you don't miss me so much now.

no, the bachmann/gacy thing was nice

Linkified that last one.

O_o

or un-display-ified, whatever

hate doing edits in html so much

Thanks.

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele_bachmann_spirit_waterloo.jpg

Michelle Obama DickGirl NSFW

I'm pretty happy with this new 'Casey' which I finished a few days ago; it started as a detailed acrylic which I re-painted with oil. It has a nice pasteled look-
http://www.faithmouse.com/casey_anthony_mask_kiss.jpg

In that Waterloo painting I purposefully placed the horizonline to evoke Dali. He used it quite a bit.

They are pancakes -

http://www.faithmouse.com/paula_deen_pancake_breasts_disaster.jpg

THAT'S Casey?! I thought it was Putin. Putin rubbin' them putins together, mashin' em all up.

John Edwards's two-faced mug shot -
http://www.faithmouse.com/john_edwards_mug_shot_pancake.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele_bachmann_corndog_ichthus.jpg

An unfinished painting of Rahm Emanuel getting sodomized by the Sears Tower.

This painting is NSFW

Otherwise, been painting a number of Amy Winehouses and other things-

http://www.faithmouse.com/large-blue-amy-winehouse.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/large_green_art_easel.jpg

I don't care if I am at work. There was no way that I wasn't going to click on an image entitled "Rahm Emanuel Getting Sodomized by the Sears Tower"

Robocop With Breasts 9-11 Anniversary Painting - NSFW

Just to say, I don't consider this painting to be NSFW.

dat's edgy

is that a vagina in the wtc? or just flames?

Just flames.
I call this 'RIck Perry, Violent Pancake' -

http://www.faithmouse.com/rick_perry_violent_pancake.jpg

loved this one (somewhat nsfw):

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrnedyS3Vh1qzayzko1_500.jpg

Wow that is great indeed!

brilliant

Thanks. Gave it a few more hours right after posting it- NSFW

Dan, how's the business end of things holding up? Are you able to make a go doing commissions for online folks, or have you been getting work from online publications & the like?

Don't know if you've seen this or not. I think I could make a lot more money if I limited myself to paintings of pancakes on cats and backsides.

Ha; i just realized you're wearing a Three-Wolf Moon shirt in the beginning of that

Michael McGloin of The Mountain gave that to me. It's a glow-in-the-dark.

http://www.faithmouse.com/occupy_wall_street_skull.jpg

I just received this email - Mr. Lacey, I am a former Wall Street trader, now an unemployed streetcar mechanic addicted to SlimJims and sprawled out on the floor of a squalid flophouse somewhere in Columbus, Ohio. I saw your 'Occupy Wall Street Bank Skull Pancake Painting' on my expensive antiquated cellphone and immediately sneered at it. But then while contemplating the image I felt the building shake to its foundations and a small plane full of money crashed suddenly into the room. I can't say that the two events are related, but I would like to credit someone I have never met for my sudden turn of luck and that happens TO BE YOU.

I was wondering if it would be possible to obtain a printed copy of this miraculous icon? Yes, I am rich now but still the roaming fees are killing me.

-YOURS

Betty White Peek-A-Boo bra painting (NSFW)

This and a few other things.

how much are you selling that for, dan? i'm kind of feeling it.

The one just sold on Ebay for $7.50. But I could paint you another.

dan is there a way to sort your ebay site by originals vs prints?

I'm sure there is but I haven't figured it out yet. Right now I just put PRINT or ORIGINAL in boldface in the title of each individual listing. So if you search 'Dan Lacey ORIGINAL' all of the orignals should come up.

okay, makes sense